I Went To A Klan Meeting And My Aunt's Funeral Broke Out

[Dino Velvet]

I avoid my family as much as I can. My mom and dad have passed on so I pretty much keep to myself. I have Thanksgiving and Christmas with friends.

My aunt died last week and today was the funeral. Never seen so many tight assed buttoned-up extra-starched Bible thumpin' Tea Baggin' Sean Hannity watching Palos Verdes living Crackers assembled in one place all at the same time in the House of God. Those people are so White they make me nervous. Everyone there speaks in some sort of honkey code so nothing ever is what it sounds like.

[amberskyi]

LMAO..where are you from?

[ilovetrees]

I avoid my family as much as I can. My mom and dad have passed on so I pretty much keep to myself. I have Thanksgiving and Christmas with friends.

My aunt died last week and today was the funeral. Never seen so many tight assed buttoned-up extra-starched Bible thumpin' Tea Baggin' Sean Hannity watching Palos Verdes living Crackers assembled in one place all at the same time in the House of God. Those people are so White they make me nervous. Everyone there speaks in some sort of honkey code so nothing ever is what it sounds like.

Were you in Michigan?

[Dino Velvet]

LMAO..where are you from?

Sadly far away from you. I live in Westwood which is under Bel Air and right next to Beverly Hills. My family are South Bay people who live in Palos Verdes and some in Redondo Beach.

[Infern0]

I sparked to brothers last night

yeah, thats right

They was standing there on the corner (most likely smoking crack,)
And listening to gangster rap,
And they said "Sup Crackah."

And bang, lights out.

Laters.

[amberskyi]

Sadly far away from you. I live in Westwood which is under Bel Air and right next to Beverly Hills. My family are South Bay people who live in Palos Verdes and some in Redondo Beach.

i never imagined that cali would have rednecks lol

[Equalizer]

i never imagined that cali would have rednecks lol

yes there are, republicans get like 35% of the votes in cali...

[ilovetrees]

yes there are, republicans get like 35% of the votes in cali...

:dead-1:

I might add that California is really huge. We have a bit of everything here.

[Dino Velvet]

i never imagined that cali would have rednecks lol

I have tons o' Redneck kin in Texas. These people are not Rednecks. They're a bunch of phony rich WASPs kind of like Thurston Howell III & Lovey. The parking lot of the church was packed with fancy German cars today.

There are 'Necks in every state. Go to the Valley and you'll see plenty out here too.

Amber, you should come out and be my date for Thanksgiving this year. I'd accept their invitation for dinner if I can bring you. It'd be a real hoot. You cool around that many White Devils? I've never even tried to sneak a Jew past them before so you'd definitely raise some eyebrows.

[amberskyi]

I have tons o' Redneck kin in Texas. These people are not Rednecks. They're a bunch of phony rich WASPs kind of like Thurston Howell III & Lovey. The parking lot of the church was packed with fancy German cars today.

There are 'Necks in every state. Go to the Valley and you'll see plenty out here too.

Amber, you should come out and be my date for Thanksgiving this year. I'd accept their invitation for dinner if I can bring you. It'd be a real hoot. You cool around that many White Devils? I've never even tried to sneak a Jew past them before so you'd definitely raise some eyebrows.

i can be a hot head so i probably wouldnt do very good in a situation like that lol

[Dino Velvet]

i can be a hot head so i probably wouldnt do very good in a situation like that lol

They'll be extra nice to you. So nauseatingly nice that you knew they meant the opposite. I really had to bite my tongue today. You know I speak my damn mind too. I had to practically waterboard my cousin to get some information today. He spilled.

These people are from my mom's side(German/Irish) My father's side is the Russian part. They're all dead, in Gulag, or sanitarium. The two sides never met. The Russians would have butchered those high brow snobs and ate their children licking the blood off their fingers.

[phobun]

I live in Westwood which is under Bel Air and right next to Beverly Hills.


Do you do incall?

[CORVETTEDUDE]

LMAO..where are you from?

He lives in a multi-family dumpster at the Taco Bell in Burbank!!!:dancing::dancing:

[Dino Velvet]

He lives in a multi-family dumpster at the Taco Bell in Burbank!!!:dancing::dancing:

As long as I can pull a Hi-Def DirecTV signal I don't care if I have to live in a filthy outhouse. Burbank is nice this time of year anyway and everybody knows Dino Velvet likes tacos.