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Dino Velvet
03-11-2011, 01:06 AM
Who would you choose to help you get into The Six Feet Under Club? I'll take Zsa Zsa Gabor. I'd sit perched on her bed post like a horny vulture waiting for her to die. To make sure, I'll need to know she's flatlined and isn't trying to trick me into fucking her while she's still alive. Dead ladies with both legs sawed off don't have the word "no" in their vocabulary. I don't want Zsa Zsa's money, just her deaded-up flounder. Hungarians are wild in the sack even long after they expire and their souls have left their bodies.
rockabilly
03-11-2011, 01:12 AM
Please ... we all know Zsa Zsa has no soul.
joeym75ld
03-11-2011, 01:17 AM
Can I kill Jennifer Anniston and then make sweet sweet love to her still-warm corpse?
(If so, add Jennifer Lopez to my list, as well.)
Dino Velvet
03-11-2011, 01:25 AM
Please ... we all know Zsa Zsa has no soul.

When she dies I'll grab it and lock it in a jar. That way she can't watch herself like a porno up in Heaven and knock her little red marble around. Ava kinda got to do that as she enjoyed watching the old German guy climb on top of her sister.

Get Zsa Zsa before her pussy rots off and looks like the necro version of Green Acres.:jerkoff
Dino Velvet
03-11-2011, 01:29 AM
Can I kill Jennifer Anniston and then make sweet sweet love to her still-warm corpse?
(If so, add Jennifer Lopez to my list, as well.)

After a bit of research, I have found nothing against the rules if you murder the person yourself. As long as they're dead you can fuck with confidence and get yourself some scoreboard.
Dino Velvet
03-11-2011, 09:35 AM
No love for the dead tonight? In some cemetery, Shelley Winters lays in a coffin crying herself to sleep.
alpha2117
03-11-2011, 11:02 AM
This thread is disturbing on so many levels.
Prospero
03-11-2011, 11:29 AM
Dino is surely a man whose deepest pleasure and perceived purpose in life is to go as far out as possible in provoking shock and disgust - and then go further? This is one of his furthest reaches into deep disgust.
Dino Velvet
03-11-2011, 11:51 AM
Somebody here, who I forgot but occasionally interact with, complained to me that I was losing my edge and being too nice. Thought I'd come back with a vengeance today and turn full heel on the board.
Prospero
03-11-2011, 01:43 PM
Score 9.5 on the richter scale, Dino (perhaps a poor taste response in view of the news from the real world)
Jericho
03-11-2011, 02:50 PM
Joan Rivers! :shrug
CORVETTEDUDE
03-11-2011, 03:22 PM
Betty White!!!
Dino Velvet
03-11-2011, 07:21 PM
Betty White!!!

It's nice of you to still date women your own age. You must have seen these pictures of her.
CORVETTEDUDE
03-11-2011, 08:07 PM
It's nice of you to still date women your own age. You must have seen these pictures of her.


Shit, dude!!! I'm robbin' the cradle!!!:dancing::dancing:
rockabilly
03-11-2011, 09:31 PM
Well ...
rockabilly
03-11-2011, 09:33 PM
Betty White!!!

You plannin on a Golden Girls reunion? lol
Dino Velvet
03-12-2011, 12:19 AM
You plannin on a Golden Girls reunion? lol

More like a Golden Girls Golden Shower reunion. A few of them are so dead you'd be lucky to find a yellow stain on the inside of the dress they're buried in. At least Bea Arthur doesn't have that husky voice anymore.