favorite euphemisms?

[MdR Dave]

I love going down on GGs- sometimes I prefer it to sex because it is a clearer path to orgasm for them. (Vonnegut called orgasms "epiphanies" in one of his books and said we should give each other at least one a day. Galapagos, I think. )

Anyway, practice brings skill and they appreciate it. My favorite ex, the one I had the best sex with, was so pleased she started calling it "bestowing the blessing". I liked that, and kept it after we broke up.


Whaddya got?