Why is a hard dick so hard to find?

[Youngmc]

I saw a beauty last night, huge , but she didn't stay hard very long, I'm about ready to give up this fantasy world

[kyoJecours]

maybe you turned her on so much that her willy couldn't function properly.

[phobun]

I saw a beauty last night, huge , but she didn't stay hard very long, I'm about ready to give up this fantasy world


Doesn't sound like you did much for the girl's fantasies.

It is funny how you personify her cock, calling the cock a "beauty" and using feminine pronouns.

[Teydyn]

Its funny how you always (purposefully?) misunderstand what posters say, just so you try to belittle them...

[phobun]

Its funny how you always (purposefully?) misunderstand what posters say, just so you try to belittle them...


I didn't belittle him. Stop fussing. The OP was unclear. He wrote:

"I saw a beauty last night," Okay, maybe he's talking about a girl.

"huge ," Clearly now the beauty is huge, so assuming she's not an Amazon, her cock is presumably huge, and is thus the beauty to which he referred.

"but she didn't stay hard very long" Ole Moby Dick ("Thar she blows") was also personified using "she"...

EDIT: Also note that the subject of his post is "why is a hard dick so hard to find?", not "why is a girl who is functional..." or "why is a girl with a hard dick..."

He is objectifying the girl by focusing on the male member in the first place.

[BritneyBoykins]

Hormones

[TsVanessa69]

I thought i was on BGC for a second, my bad

[Youngmc]

Regardless If she liked me or not, that's not why I pay

[Youngmc]

I see u reveal your character very quickly daryll

[amberskyi]

Regardless If she liked me or not, that's not why I pay

we're not machines hun.there isnt a switch we flip and our cocks get hard.just like everyone else sexual arousal requires stimulation,both physical and mental.than on top of that add hormones into the mix and it get harder.while it is possible to function on hormones it does get harder to achieve an erection out of no where.
no disrespect but if you want raging boners you should look into girls who arent full time

[alyssaluxor]

even if you pay TS girls thousands and millions of US$ if theres no attraction and she doesnt find you hot im not sure if shell get hard.

even my TS friends who are 100% hormone free if the client doesnt turn them on they said they would get hard at all

even for men who escort, if the partner is fugly they said to me they dont get hard

just my 2 cents worth

[dderek123]

Hormones
Most likely.

[BritneyBoykins]

Most likely.


I know when I take them I get SUPER PICKY && the dude needs to keep his mouth on my cock for it to stay hard or I will go soft. Sex gets boring and it's like ugh what are you even doing down there if ur worthless? Might as well chop you off

[tsHoneyhung]

hey babe, this beauty can get real hard and cum, yet im still super femme,
and super nice !

[Ryz]

I saw a beauty last night, huge , but she didn't stay hard very long, I'm about ready to give up this fantasy world

Too bad all the money in the world can't make you attractive to everyone

[LOS4ME]

Two words: Sildenafil Citrate :)

[giovanni_hotel]

Phobun, you know you sound like you're personally obsessing about the subject of COCK!!??

Relax on that.

BTW, many girls advertise with an emphasis on their size/functionality. IMO a client has a right to be disappointed if the provider can't perform.

If I were escorting and my main selling point was the size and impressiveness of my cock, I'd assume there would be an expectation to show the goods and perform.
To expect the client to provide a girl's 'motivation' once cash is exchanged is kinda dumb.

A better ad would be, ' hey guys, I might even get hard for you if you're hott'.

[dderek123]

I know when I take them I get SUPER PICKY && the dude needs to keep his mouth on my cock for it to stay hard or I will go soft. Sex gets boring and it's like ugh what are you even doing down there if ur worthless? Might as well chop you off

Yeah that can be frustrating. My ex had that problem because she was taking what seemed to be a huge amount of hormones. It made her feel good though apart from the mood swings.

[amberskyi]

Phobun, you know you sound like you're personally obsessing about the subject of COCK!!??

Relax on that.

BTW, many girls advertise with an emphasis on their size/functionality. IMO a client has a right to be disappointed in the provider can't perform.

If I were escorting and my main selling point was the size and impressiveness of my cock, I'd assume there would be an expectation to show the goods and perform.
To expect the client to provide a girl's 'motivation' once cash is exchanged is kinda dumb.

A better ad would be, ' hey guys, I might even get hard for you if you're hott'.

so because we're escorts you think our bodies are wired differently?

[Ryz]

so because we're escorts you think our bodies are wired differently?

It's just that people shouldn't advertise that they're FULLY FUNCTIONAL if they really aren't

[dderek123]

Maybe because escorts are offering services in exchange for money than the client obviously has expectations for the service provider to provide a satisfactory service.

[amberskyi]

It's just that people shouldn't advertise that they're FULLY FUNCTIONAL if they really aren't

fully functional just means her dick gets hard.im sure your fully functional but does your shit get hard for every one???
we not machines people!!there isnt a magic fucking switch we poke to get out penises up.we're people with involuntary body functions just like everyone else.
dont expect a girl to get hard if you dnt stimulate her.seems really unfair but deal with it or just dont see escorts.
and like i said before if all you care about is cock than go see a man.the truth of the matter is as long as you deal with ts women this is an issue you will run into time and time again.
you guys really need to learn the difference between reality and fantasy.smh.yall want us to be passable,have womans bodies and still function like a gay porn star or something.

[Ryz]

fully functional just means her dick gets hard.im sure your fully functional but does your shit get hard for every one???
we not machines people!!there isnt a magic fucking switch we poke to get out penises up.we're people with involuntary body functions just like everyone else.
dont expect a girl to get hard if you dnt stimulate her.seems really unfair but deal with it or just dont see escorts.
and like i said before if all you care about is cock than go see a man.the truth of the matter is as long as you deal with ts women this is an issue you will run into time and time again.
you guys really need to learn the difference between reality and fantasy.smh.yall want us to be passable,have womans bodies and still function like a gay porn star or something.

I'm not looking for escorts or girls with the thickest dick and biggest loads.
But if you're putting fully functional in your ad you are implying you have no problem getting hard for your clients. If you cannot get hard for everyone then don't put fully functional to lead people on, simple as that. Just like with a real job, if I go out to eat and I don't get what I ordered I want a refund

[dderek123]

fully functional just means her dick gets hard.im sure your fully functional but does your shit get hard for every one???
we not machines people!.

An escort fulfills a fantasy for the client. No hard penis = fantasy not fulfilled (for most clients I imagine).

Magic blue pills can help with that from what I hear.

[RubyTS]

lmao @ ya'll thinking this is like a macdonalds chain where the customer is always right. Sorry this isnt a professional business and u cant sure for false advertisement. And PS FF means u can get hard and cum.

Theres no guarantee of anything when u walk into an escorts room especially with the disclaimers saying money is for time and companionship and sex isnt promised.

i can say honestly say that i usually dont have a problem keeeping my clients satisfied, ever if they are bottoms and reallly want cock and im having an off day, i still make sure they leave with a smile and they always come back for more. THATS what a good provider does, but mother nature can be a bitch sometimes and its just one of those things that complaining about just isnt gonna make any difference. When u take into fact that a lot of girls are desensitized and have a hard time getting aroused even OFF hormones, then u throw hormones and testosterone blockers in the mix, then an arrogant or unattractive or smelly guy, then he doent have any clue what he's doing.... Sometimes all it takes is a little chemistry! I vibe off my clients. Just like a comedian needs the audience to laugh. I sometimes get guys that just lay there and im like...ummmm...okayyyyy.... Hope this helps. Anyways, Better luck next time!

[FreddieGomez]

rubi que veo estas en BGC ahora

[dderek123]

Oh yeah I imagine having a charming and pleasant client would help things. Fulfilling diverse sexual fantasies doesn't seem like an easy job. But thats why the best escorts make the big bucks eh?

[BLKGSXR]

lmao @ ya'll thinking this is like a macdonalds chain where the customer is always right. Sorry this isnt a professional business and u cant sure for false advertisement. And PS FF means u can get hard and cum.

Theres no guarantee of anything when u walk into an escorts room especially with the disclaimers saying money is for time and companionship and sex isnt promised.

i can say honestly say that i usually dont have a problem keeeping my clients satisfied, ever if they are bottoms and reallly want cock and im having an off day, i still make sure they leave with a smile and they always come back for more. THATS what a good provider does, but mother nature can be a bitch sometimes and its just one of those things that complaining about just isnt gonna make any difference. When u take into fact that a lot of girls are desensitized and have a hard time getting aroused even OFF hormones, then u throw hormones and testosterone blockers in the mix, then an arrogant or unattractive or smelly guy, then he doent have any clue what he's doing.... Sometimes all it takes is a little chemistry! I vibe off my clients. Just like a comedian needs the audience to laugh. I sometimes get guys that just lay there and im like...ummmm...okayyyyy.... Hope this helps. Anyways, Better luck next time!
:iagree: Very well said Ruby. P.S. I will cut you homie! :p:geek:

[RubyTS]

not if i stab u first

[BLKGSXR]

not if i stab u first
Ill do it at night Like a Ninja you wont be able to see me :wiggle::yayo:

[TsVanessa69]

I'm not looking for escorts or girls with the thickest dick and biggest loads.
But if you're putting fully functional in your ad you are implying you have no problem getting hard for your clients. If you cannot get hard for everyone then don't put fully functional to lead people on, simple as that. Just like with a real job, if I go out to eat and I don't get what I ordered I want a refund
Money is for time not services.

[TsVanessa69]

these threads are so funny to me
a dude crying cuz a girls dick wasnt hard enough, LMAO.
next time you and they guys are playing poker or watching a game, how about you ask them what they think the problem is?

[dderek123]

Money is for time not services.
Ahh so just the time spent with an escort is what you are paying for? Right, that's it. Man if I were an escort I would just play video games with my clients.

[RubyTS]

Ahh so just the time spent with an escort is what you are paying for? Right, that's it. Man if I were an escort I would just play video games with my clients.

ive done that

i actually did an outcall to the hyatt in philly just last week and i made 1000 just having an awesome conversation with this guy. there was some playing involved, but we were both a little too drunk to perform lol. it was cool though, i had a great time and he did as well. I almost wish i hadn't declined his offer to stay the whole night but i have a son to feed lol (my ferret)

[amberskyi]

ive done that

i actually did an outcall to the hyatt in philly just last week and i made 1000 just having an awesome conversation with this guy. there was some playing involved, but we were both a little too drunk to perform lol. it was cool though, i had a great time and he did as well. I almost wish i hadn't declined his offer to stay the whole night but i have a son to feed lol (my ferret)

i love clients like that.its funny though how the really high paying gentleman just want companionship.

[TsVanessa69]

i love clients like that.its funny though how the really high paying gentleman just want companionship.
And they treat you like a human. my favorite was with a gentleman visiting from Italy. A whole nite, we ate, drank wine by the fireplace, had good conversation about everything under the sun, went upstairs to the room, I watched Maid In Manhattan, he ask me to tuck him in and in the morning we showered and left. He left a tip as big as the tribute!! And thanked me for not being obsorbed in myself like alot of girls.

[TsVanessa69]

Ahh so just the time spent with an escort is what you are paying for? Right, that's it. Man if I were an escort I would just play video games with my clients.
I am an escort not a prostitute. I provide what you dont egt home from wifey or girlfriend. Alot of men say females lack listening skills after the first few months of the relationship or marriage.

[goku]

i can say honestly say that i usually dont have a problem keeeping my clients satisfied, ever if they are bottoms and reallly want cock and im having an off day, i still make sure they leave with a smile and they always come back for more. THATS what a good provider does, but mother nature can be a bitch sometimes and its just one of those things that complaining about just isnt gonna make any difference. When u take into fact that a lot of girls are desensitized and have a hard time getting aroused even OFF hormones, then u throw hormones and testosterone blockers in the mix, then an arrogant or unattractive or smelly guy, then he doent have any clue what he's doing.... Sometimes all it takes is a little chemistry! I vibe off my clients. Just like a comedian needs the audience to laugh. I sometimes get guys that just lay there and im like...ummmm...okayyyyy.... Hope this helps. Anyways, Better luck next time!


LOL


I find it ironic that a whole board of dudes can't understand how a person would have a hard time getting it up in certain situations, considering most of the guys on this board have been in an awkward situation where we had to put a little effort into getting "Tall Tommy" to perform. Now factor in hormones, and multiple partners in a day and you can see why it can be a problem at some point.

Eventually, a times comes up for every human with a dick where the situation at hand causes you to lose focus. Us guys don't go completely flaccid in those situations, as we usually just need a couple quick strokes to get pointed in the right direction, but we aren't taking hormones either.

Truthfully, we should be the first ones to understand.

[Ryz]

Just close your eyes think of something nice and get it over with:fuckin:

[TSCURIOUS]

Vanessa - An escort is a prostitute. Deal with it!!!
Labels are symantics-
So - you fuck for free?
Where's my plane tic for chi town?
Sorry - lost it

[Youngmc]

im sure all u girls would prefer clients who paid for company....... i had a good time, and she liked me, and called me at 3am to come back for more, we kissed and talked and had a great time, i just wish i had more penis time, thats all... no escort/prostitute has ever had a problem with my appearance or smell, lol....... im a tranny lover, not a tranny chaser

[blckhaze]

If you believe everything written and shown in an ad, your asking for trouble

As previously stated, sometimes stars dont align at the drop of a hat, and hormones add to the difficulty.

[blckhaze]

LOL


I find it ironic that a whole board of dudes can't understand how a person would have a hard time getting it up in certain situations, considering most of the guys on this board have been in an awkward situation where we had to put a little effort into getting "Tall Tommy" to perform. Now factor in hormones, and multiple partners in a day and you can see why it can be a problem at some point.

Eventually, a times comes up for every human with a dick where the situation at hand causes you to lose focus. Us guys don't go completely flaccid in those situations, as we usually just need a couple quick strokes to get pointed in the right direction, but we aren't taking hormones either.

Truthfully, we should be the first ones to understand.


Remember......we aint normal
8)

[Los Angeles resident]

I saw a beauty last night, huge , but she didn't stay hard very long, I'm about ready to give up this fantasy world

I would be paranoid if I'm with a girl and her dick doesn't get hard.

[alyssaluxor]

i love clients like that.its funny though how the really high paying gentleman just want companionship.

Ohhh my I love this kind of clientelle im so happy being with them just pure fun no pressure, demands and hang ups at all :jerkoff

[TsVanessa69]

Vanessa - An escort is a prostitute. Deal with it!!!
Labels are symantics-
So - you fuck for free?
Where's my plane tic for chi town?
Sorry - lost it
Vanessa NEVER fucks for free.
Now if you are LUCKY you may get a freebie from Reina.
But for that luck and blessing you MUST meet a certain criteria.
I won't say it here, cuz nobody meets it

[dderek123]

im sure all u girls would prefer clients who paid for company....... i had a good time, and she liked me, and called me at 3am to come back for more, we kissed and talked and had a great time, i just wish i had more penis time, thats all... no escort/prostitute has ever had a problem with my appearance or smell, lol....... im a tranny lover, not a tranny chaser
Bust a move!