Ever Shit Blood???

[Dino Velvet]

I thought I just did. I took a leisurely walk to the toilet and sat down, grabbed my Tetris game, and got ready for a major evacuation. I was having a good Tetris game and really into it. After the game ended I realized I had no bullets left chambered so I unrolled some toilet paper. My bowels were a little loose tonight so I wiped four times. I stood up and turned around to admire my work and caught a shocking sight. I'm a husky fella with a wide spray and the whole inside of the bowl looked like it was spackled with coagulated blood. I then remembered I ate some leftover chicken smothered in Frank's Hot Buffalo Sauce. I like my chicken hot and use lots of it, so much that it makes my shit turn red. I also became aware that my anus was panting and burning a bit. I'm glad there was a good explanation and no harm done. Good night, folks.

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[runround04]

Drink 2 liters of grape soda, turn your shit green...

[Dino Velvet]

Drink 2 liters of grape soda, turn your shit green...

Purple + Brown = Green?

[Niccolo]

Could have been some leaky piles?

[Dino Velvet]

Could have been some leaky piles?

The only solid piece of dung in there looked like Owen Wilson's nose if it were badly sunburned.

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[IwantAbkShemale]

it's just internal hemorrhoids.

[lisaparadise]

your crude what the fucks wrong with your head?

[Dino Velvet]

your crude what the fucks wrong with your head?

You'll have to check the records of the hospital I escaped from.

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[rockabilly]

Better question ... Do Vampires pee/crap blood?

The vampire in Stephen King's "The Night Flier" did.

[Pelheckitt]

Shitting blood isnt normal?????????????

[arnie666]

Once happened to me, I was at work,and sometimes I have to sit in a car for a long time, and I had been drinking loads of coffee, and had a hamburger and fries at one point.

Must have been sat in that car about 6 hrs. So I went straight from work to the gym where I did a leg workout and then went to bed. Woke up about 5 and then went for a big meal with my girlfriend and some friends. It was an indian,and I love indian food,me and the lads caned their menu,even ordered their hottest dish,didn't feel it at the time as I was completely plastered and loads to drink as well.

Girlfriend drove me home, and I fell asleep.Woke up with a right pain in the belly, went to the toilet and tried to shit, nothing was coming out no matter how much i strained but I felt like you do when you have the shits. I actually pulled my cheeks apart and and clenched, clenched so hard I actually pulled a muscle in my neck, and things started to move.I then experience pain severe pain as my bum hole expanded and what half came out must have had razor blades sticking out of it.

It wouldn't shift, and I ended up having to finger my arsehole and literally break the turd up. When I was done ,I felt I had been sodimised with a toliet plunger. But I went back to sleep.

I knew I was constipated, by this point and drunk some water and luckily had a day off so I went and bought some oranges, resolving never to be in this position again. Later on I had another heavy shit, but this time while things went more smoothly it still hurt like hell and I noticed blood all over the toilet bowl it was dripping out my ass. I was so freaked out, I went up the doctors, and he told me I had fissures and probably pile burst from the monster shit.

Ended up needing a sicknote I was that ill with it, had to tell work and got a telling off for being a stupid chit pulling wanker,'piles piles, are you fucking queer?, and you are like this because of your diet, it's your own fault then CUNT, get out of my office ', my boss if a lovely man . No sympathy from them. And was on light duties for two weeks,because I couldn't sit in a car for a long time ,doctors orders.

[joeym75ld]

I'd bet a lot of guys on this forum have bled from the asshole

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Dino, you're my buddy but, dude...you're crazy as shit!!! Go figure!

[runround04]

Purple + Brown = Green?

just try, its true

[Los Angeles resident]

Thirty years ago, I coughed blood when I had whooping cough.