Farting In The Shower

[Dino Velvet]

...Is good.

[renoned]

Damn right. Safest place for em.

[Dino Velvet]

I especially love to cut one in there when a little sweety is with me. A gal can only hold her breath for so long.

[Chaotic]

Damn right. Safest place for em.

That wasn't a fart...that was a turd honking for the right of way! :tongue:

[LibertyHarkness]

i prefer to fart in a bath that i am sharing with a friend, then tell them to go underwater and put their nose in bubble and sniff hard

[Coroner]

I love to take a "silent fart" when in class, then acting like I was wondering who did it myself.

[traLika]

I love to take a "silent fart" when in class, then acting like I was wondering who did it myself.


"He who smelt it, dealt it!"

[Coroner]

"He who smelt it, dealt it!"

And never forget: the only fart that smells good is your own!

[DarylWashington]

I like it when a transsexual farts when I pull my dick out!

[LibertyHarkness]

i like letting out a nice cumfart :)

[DarylWashington]

i like letting out a nice cumfart :)

Thats hot, no joke!

[Caff_Racer]

Nothing like a good vindaloo to generate the best farts, IMHO! :cool:

[Dino Velvet]

i prefer to fart in a bath that i am sharing with a friend, then tell them to go underwater and put their nose in bubble and sniff hard

I jumped in a tub with a not so smart gal once. We had just had breakfast at IHOP and I was loaded up on eggs, wheat toast, pancakes and coffee. So we're in the tub and I let out a nice blast. For some reason this dingy broad saw a bubble and bit it. Her face turned green and it looked like she was about to vomit. Good times.

[traLika]

I jumped in a tub with a not so smart gal once. We had just had breakfast at IHOP and I was loaded up on eggs, wheat toast, pancakes and coffee. So we're in the tub and I let out a nice blast. For some reason this dingy broad saw a bubble and bit it. Her face turned green and it looked like she was about to vomit. Good times.


Nice bit of nostalgia, Dino! Did you both watch Diarrhea Bukkake afterwards?

[Dino Velvet]

Nice bit of nostalgia, Dino! Did you both watch Diarrhea Bukkake afterwards?

I still haven't found a download link for that one. I'd love to show that video at my place when the house is full of drunks.

[traLika]

I'd love to show that video at my place when the house is full of drunks.


I think that's just about the only way to watch it!

[BLKGSXR]

Ok dino thats pushing it bro.

[BellaBellucci]

Disgusting. But that's just you, isn't it? Ewwww. :yayo:

~BB~

[rockabilly]

The Fellini of Flatulence , our very own Dino Velvet.

Take a bow (anyone behind Dino ... RUN!)

http://nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/whodunit.gif

[Beaner]

...Is good.


you are a disgusting fat slob!

[Dino Velvet]

you are a disgusting fat slob!

Yes I am. Thank you.

[runround04]

i like letting out a nice cumfart :)

best reply ever:jerkoff

[JamesHunt]

nothin beats agood fart, especially in church

[Dino Velvet]

nothin beats agood fart, especially in church

I was a fart machine at Stations Of The Cross during Lent when I was a kid. The Monsignor finally smartened up and stocked up on incense.

[JamesHunt]

I was a fart machine at Stations Of The Cross during Lent when I was a kid. The Monsignor finally smartened up and stocked up on incense.

I farted in the 2 minutes silence

[Dino Velvet]

It's also fun to fart near little kids at Sunday Mass to see if you can make them laugh.

[traLika]

Disgusting.
~BB~


Yes, it is a bit gross, but I'm told the Hollywood remake of Diarrhea Bukkake will be a lot slicker. It starrs Angelina Jolie, Scarlet Johansson, Natalie Portman and Cameron Diaz is the girl who gets dumped on. The budget went up because they had to build a poop machine when the girls couldn’t produce enough doo doo, but at least there was no CGI.

[traLika]

I farted in the 2 minutes silence


Great idea. I must remember to do that next year!

[addicted]

that eating dukey isnt real, you can get really sick from ingesting all that bacteria.

[Dino Velvet]

that eating dukey isnt real, you can get really sick from ingesting all that bacteria.

Yeah but if you're going to get sick that's the way to go. It's not a party until someone breaks something or reaches in the toilet and eats a big piece of shit freshly pulled out of the toilet.

Crapola Brown is my favorite shade of lipstick. I want to Deep French Kiss this woman so bad.

[rockabilly]

http://gallery.homostelu.info/pics/shit_urinal.gif

[onmyknees]

i like letting out a nice cumfart :)

Indeed you do Libby. And as long as I'm the donor of that liquid luv.........well you know the rest of the story !! :dancing:

[Clind]

:why:why:why:why:why

[kukm4]

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