what wud u do if u go to Prison?

[Nikka]

first days I wud lose all my teeth, nose and 1 eye ball fighting the shit out of me trying to not get raped, wud pass first week at the hospital , and after that I wud get a pimp that protects me from the rest of the criminals

[LibertyHarkness]

i think if any ts girl went to prison, you would end up with aids sooner or later ..as any ts would just get the shit fucked out of them all the time ..

[tsdvdman]

first days I wud lose all my teeth, nose and 1 eye ball fighting the shit out of me trying to not get raped, wud pass first week at the hospital , and after that I wud get a pimp that protects me from the rest of the criminals
Yeah Nikka but a real pimp would just pimp you out,,lol

[shemale-411]

I would write Nikka everyday and hope for a conjugal visit!

http://www.shemale-411.com

[drock]

You might as well just keep your teeth eyes and the rest of your face in tact by just giving it up. Youre probably going to have 95% of the prison yard trying to fuck you so you might as well take advantage of it and make it work for you.

[amberskyi]

you guys watch to much OZ

[african1]

what's up with all this jail talk all of a sudden...

[alyssaluxor]

ohhh my! i might just end up sucking all the cock of those stinky hot yummy inmates!!!

so this is a definite no no for me lol

[Nikka]

ohhh my! i might just end up sucking all the cock of those stinky hot yummy inmates!!!

so this is a definite no no for me lol

Alyssa u r a whore

[alyssaluxor]

Alyssa u r a whore

you know it girl! ;)

:fuckin:

[Dino Velvet]

Alyssa's more of a slut than a whore. Seems she gives more away than charges for it. She's a nice lady.

[sdman]

you guys watch to much OZ


bet you would not last one week before some guy took it!

[rockabilly]

um ... not drop the soap. :shrug

[Star Angel 86]

Find me bitch and make him dip his panties in Kool Aid so they come out a nice shade of pink.:twisted::cheers:

[hippifried]

what's up with all this jail talk all of a sudden...
There was an actual question posed in another thread about prison culture.

I think this one is just Nikka being mischievous.

[ELSAPO]

Why all the prison talk all of a sudden? btw what is the penalty if someone does get caught seeing a tranny escort??

[stillies77]

If I went to prison I would sound like this guy...


YouTube - Best Cry Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA&feature=player_embedded)

[Dino Velvet]

um ... not drop the soap. :shrug

Rockabilly, you'd have a rough time being part Jew. You and Bernie Madoff would be watching each other's backs.

[rockabilly]

Plan an elaborate escape based off my tattoos , like Prison Break.

[Dino Velvet]

Plan an elaborate escape based off my tattoos , like Prison Break.

Good call there, Rockabilly. I've been told by my Cossack Grandfather that you people aren't much for physical combat but you are clever at planning schemes. He also said you guys taste good boiled in a pot with potatoes, onions, and carrots.

[traLika]

I'd weld a trash can lid to my ass and then dig my way out with my penis.

[Caff_Racer]

I wouldn't go to prison: I'll never let the fucking pigs take me alive. I wouldn't give them any other choice than to shoot me dead.

FUCK THE POLICE :fu: DEATH TO THE POLICE :fu:

[traLika]

I wouldn't go to prison: I'll never let the fucking pigs take me alive. I wouldn't give them any other choice than to shoot me dead.

FUCK THE POLICE :fu: DEATH TO THE POLICE :fu:

Yeah, barricade yerself in and bazooka the fuckers!

[Nikka]

Burn berlin burn

[traLika]

My armchair has a mistress.

[bte]

Either have two choices, go into prison and kill the baddest motherfucker in there or go the crazy. Take a shit and smear it all over yourself and run down the hallway screaming "I'm a banana, look at me run." Either one would work.

[rockabilly]

Good call there, Rockabilly. I've been told by my Cossack Grandfather that you people aren't much for physical combat but you are clever at planning schemes. He also said you guys taste good boiled in a pot with potatoes, onions, and carrots.

That's not kosher Dino. lol

[drock]

Nikka knows what time it would be if you went in there. Might as well wrap a big red bow on your head..

[loren]

ohhh my! i might just end up sucking all the cock of those stinky hot yummy inmates!!!

so this is a definite no no for me lol
I'd have one cock in my mouth, one in my ass, and one in each hand.:praying:

[rockabilly]

And that's just on the bus ride to prison , right Loren? lol

[loren]

And that's just on the bus ride to prison , right Loren? lol
Ohh yess! And if the guards behave themselves, I might even let them in on the fun.

[fred41]

Good call there, Rockabilly. I've been told by my Cossack Grandfather that you people aren't much for physical combat but you are clever at planning schemes. He also said you guys taste good boiled in a pot with potatoes, onions, and carrots.

LOL...this one made soda come out of my nose

[natina]

they do not use the idea that a ts/tg is a girl

in prison a ts/tg is a gay male and goes in the gay

section of the jail.

they also have a separate section for snitches and child

molesters.






i think if any ts girl went to prison, you would end up with aids sooner or later ..as any ts would just get the shit fucked out of them all the time ..

[Beaner]

first days I wud lose all my teeth, nose and 1 eye ball fighting the shit out of me trying to not get raped, wud pass first week at the hospital , and after that I wud get a pimp that protects me from the rest of the criminals

If you lost all your teeth I bet you could give even better head id be the first one to stick my dick in your mouth and then bend you over and stick it in your ass.

[alyssaluxor]

Alyssa's more of a slut than a whore. Seems she gives more away than charges for it. She's a nice lady.

:kiss::kiss::kiss:




I'd have one cock in my mouth, one in my ass, and one in each hand.:praying:

so HOT!!! thats always been my fantasy gang banged by a group of men and FUCK me like they never FUCK before! uhmmm

:fuckin:

[loren]

:kiss::kiss::kiss:
so HOT!!! thats always been my fantasy gang banged by a group of men and FUCK me like they never FUCK before! uhmmm

:fuckin:
One time I had a dream about being gangbanged in a prison.

[arnie666]

No wonder rape is the first thing people think about if they have the pleasure of entering a us prison. You have got your Blacks and your rednecks both of whom have cultures where being a poof isn't seen as a great life choice so they get to indulge in being practicing homosexuals and have the excuse there were no women around .

I don't buy the argument the psychologists use about prison rape being about dominance either. If they wanted to dominate another man get him to tidy your cell, do your laundry or make your tea ,shine your shoes, lick the toilet bowl clean after you have used it etc etc, but yeah I got him to suck my cock lick my arsehole and I fucked him up his hairy butthole and came in his ass, or over his back ,that told the fucker who boss is. Yeah right.... Psychology is as valid as witchcraft. I told one that once ,when work offer all of us 'counselling'The pub is my counselling session.


then throw in some psyhotic bible thumping wardens who think of prison rape as a way to give certain inmates with impressive cv's something productive to do and for the poor skinny cityboy white guy in there it is gods punishment for being criminal scum.

[traLika]

I don't buy the argument the psychologists use about prison rape being about dominance either. If they wanted to dominate another man get him to tidy your cell, do your laundry or make your tea ,shine your shoes, lick the toilet bowl clean after you have used it etc etc, but yeah I got him to suck my cock lick my arsehole and I fucked him up his hairy butthole and came in his ass, or over his back ,that told the fucker who boss is. Yeah right....


Haha! Good point! Prison culture is a strange thing...