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tsbrenda
11-28-2005, 03:46 AM
some one introduced me to a male with a 19 inch penis 10 inch width.

I was in shock!


SHOCKED AND AMAZED I CAME OUT OF MY DAZE!

I AM GONNA GET A PICTURE OF IT

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
11-28-2005, 03:48 AM
someone remind me to drag brenda to an AA meeting prior to Xmas

tsbrenda
11-28-2005, 03:49 AM
someone remind me to drag brenda to an AA meeting prior to Xmas



whats AA?

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
11-28-2005, 03:53 AM
lol, Brenda AA is Alcoholics Anonymous

tsbrenda
11-28-2005, 04:13 AM
you are the one with a nick name of a hard alcohol!
that tells alot about a person , there nick name


LOL!

hwbs
11-28-2005, 04:16 AM
yeah my aunt has a couple males with 19 inch cocks at her house

BlackAdder
11-28-2005, 04:19 AM
If i had a 19x10" cock id be a lonely lonely man....Famous, but lonely...

tsbrenda
11-28-2005, 04:21 AM
If i had a 19x10" cock id be a lonely lonely man....Famous, but lonely...


A TS TOLD ME THAT he tried to insert but it would not go in

NYCe
11-28-2005, 04:22 AM
http://www.ca4h.org/4hresource/clipart/other/pics/mason%20jar.gif

slinky
11-28-2005, 04:59 AM
Did anyone see the clip that was going around where the guy got fucked by a horse (and then died afterwards)?

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
11-28-2005, 06:20 AM
unfortunately we all read a thread about it
I personally refused to watch it

BlackAdder
11-28-2005, 06:21 AM
Well i saw some clip, not sure if it was the same guys, but boy was i laughing my ass off at the sounds that guy was making...I had to rewind it a few times)>


Took him awhile to die, painfully i might add.... The article says peritonitus but thats a condition that takes awhile....What i think happened is that guy had his intestines ruptured and fecal matter leaked directly into the abdominal cavity....When that happens its really hard to reverse all the systemic damage and the patient usually dies.

Getting rammed by an half-ton animal with a cock larger then your arm....hmm....just doesnt sound like a great idea does it???...

But hey, whatever floats your boat lol.......

tsntx
11-28-2005, 06:41 AM
lol at NYCe

side note to NYCe i didnt notice anything deleted... just locked :(

tsbrenda
11-28-2005, 08:29 PM
Well i saw some clip, not sure if it was the same guys, but boy was i laughing my ass off at the sounds that guy was making...I had to rewind it a few times)>


Took him awhile to die, painfully i might add.... The article says peritonitus but thats a condition that takes awhile....What i think happened is that guy had his intestines ruptured and fecal matter leaked directly into the abdominal cavity....When that happens its really hard to reverse all the systemic damage and the patient usually dies.

Getting rammed by an half-ton animal with a cock larger then your arm....hmm....just doesnt sound like a great idea does it???...

But hey, whatever floats your boat lol.......

probably had a blood infection,Sepsis


infection wow!

Ecstatic
11-28-2005, 09:48 PM
Well, everyone's ragging on Brenda, but in point of fact there have been a few guys with surgically altered cocks that were 18"-20" in length, back in 70's/80's porn: Long Dong Silver was one such. Of course, they could only insert the first 8" or so into their partners (the average depth of a vagina), so they were about a foot away from the body of their partner when fully in.

chefmike
11-28-2005, 10:16 PM
Weren't Long Dong and Justice Clarence Thomas romantically involved?

Quinn
11-28-2005, 10:22 PM
some one introduced me to a male with a 19 inch penis 10 inch width.


LMAO... His name wouldn't have been Eor, would it?

-Quinn

sexxxylexi
11-28-2005, 10:23 PM
O my 19 inches wat dummy would want that inside of them?

This dummy would try and wtf are you still doing on all 3 sites?

BeardedOne
11-28-2005, 10:30 PM
Though it might be interesting to see and maybe hold, what else good would a dick that long be other than practicing with it like a signal whip.

*Whu-TISH!* *Whu-TISH* Git along li'l doggies! :!:

Hell, going up it would cause rectal and intestinal damage extraodinaire and going down it would melt the helmet off the poor guy's willy with stomach acid.

Brrr. :shock:

Hara_Juku Tgirl
11-28-2005, 10:36 PM
I AM GONNA GET A PICTURE OF IT

So where is the picture tsbrenda? :wink:

~Kisses.

HTG

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/sabrina110/just%20for%20fun/083563c9.gif

tsbrenda
11-28-2005, 11:31 PM
I AM GONNA GET A PICTURE OF IT

So where is the picture tsbrenda? :wink:

~Kisses.

HTG


I am gonna ask him can I take a photo,I have a 35mm digital 8 mega pixel camera .so the images will be very good.

tsbrenda
11-28-2005, 11:35 PM
Well, everyone's ragging on Brenda, but in point of fact there have been a few guys with surgically altered cocks that were 18"-20" in length, back in 70's/80's porn: Long Dong Silver was one such. Of course, they could only insert the first 8" or so into their partners (the average depth of a vagina), so they were about a foot away from the body of their partner when fully in.


this guy had no surgery done at all to his member.

it was very natural looking just large and wide as *&%R^$&^%*$

Ecstatic
11-28-2005, 11:45 PM
That's pretty amazing if he had no surgery. The largest medically verified penis on record is 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches around, documented in the early twentieth century by Dr. Robert L. Dickinson, so if this dude is truly a natural 19", hoo boy.

Fun Facts:

The barnacle has the longest penis for its own length: up to twenty times the length of the animal.

The average male gorilla's penis is only 1.5" in length (you gonna make fun of him?)

bknyballer3
11-28-2005, 11:47 PM
wow lol that is crazy

tsbrenda
11-28-2005, 11:53 PM
That's pretty amazing if he had no surgery. The largest medically verified penis on record is 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches around, documented in the early twentieth century by Dr. Robert L. Dickinson, so if this dude is truly a natural 19", hoo boy.

Fun Facts:

The barnacle has the longest penis for its own length: up to twenty times the length of the animal.

The average male gorilla's penis is only 1.5" in length (you gonna make fun of him?)

I am gonna ask if I can measure it, JUST THE FACTS!

tsbrenda
11-28-2005, 11:58 PM
ITS A CONTROLLED POISONING

Ecstatic
11-29-2005, 12:01 AM
I'd love to see the proof! A scholong that's a foot and a half long and nearly a foot around? If he tried to kneel with an erection he'd be a monopod!

tsbrenda
11-29-2005, 12:09 AM
I'd love to see the proof! A scholong that's a foot and a half long and nearly a foot around? If he tried to kneel with an erection he'd be a monopod!

I know so many women who would not have sex with you if your over 6 inches.


he's gonna have some relationship problems

chefmike
11-29-2005, 12:15 AM
any chance ur friend can introduce u to someone with a 24 caliber?

lol...two words...BATSHIT CRAZY...break out the butterfly nets...

brickcitybrother
11-29-2005, 03:51 AM
I'd love to see the proof! A scholong that's a foot and a half long and nearly a foot around? If he tried to kneel with an erection he'd be a monopod!

I know so many women who would not have sex with you if your over 6 inches.


he's gonna have some relationship problems

he doesnt exist ur a fucking looney and please stop posting...

I think the challenge is pretty clear... Post the picture or get off the pot. :2cent :smoking

magic9inch
11-29-2005, 05:16 AM
girls like big dicks but dont like to get fucked by one

ezed
11-29-2005, 07:00 AM
some one introduced me to a male with a 19 inch penis 10 inch width.



Wait wait! Don't get down on Brenda! I saw this guy too! Unfortunately, I ran into him the other day and he told he was down on his luck and had it surgically removed and it now sits in a Stop & Shop deli counter as a Boar's Head Genoa Salami.

BlackAdder
11-29-2005, 08:19 AM
I thought that even the most current surgical techniques could only add maybe an inch or two, and even for that they need to cut the base free from the surrounding tissue....So how are these guys getting 18" long cocks in the 70's????

bigd321
11-29-2005, 08:21 AM
I thought that even the most current surgical techniques could only add maybe an inch or two, and even for that they need to cut the base free from the surrounding tissue....So how are these guys getting 18" long cocks in the 70's????

I doubt they were any where close. It's porn, not the most scrupulous business (no offense to those in the business) it's all trick camera angles and marketing.

tsbrenda
12-17-2005, 04:21 AM
I thought that even the most current surgical techniques could only add maybe an inch or two, and even for that they need to cut the base free from the surrounding tissue....So how are these guys getting 18" long cocks in the 70's????

I doubt they were any where close. It's porn, not the most scrupulous business (no offense to those in the business) it's all trick camera angles and marketing.

SO! ALL OF THIS IS FAKE? 18 inches of pain

http://www.18inchesofpain.com/tr/images/content/logo.jpg

http://www.18inchesofpain.com/tr/tour1.php/?nats=MTAyNjk2OjU6NTE





http://www.18inchesofpain.com/tr/images/episodes/c002/01b.jpg


http://www.18inchesofpain.com/tr/images/episodes/c002/03s.jpg


http://www.18inchesofpain.com/tr/images/episodes/c003/01b.jpg


http://www.18inchesofpain.com/tr/images/episodes/c003/03s.jpg


http://www.18inchesofpain.com/tr/images/episodes/c003/02s.jpg



http://www.18inchesofpain.com/tr/images/episodes/c003/01b.jpg

http://www.18inchesofpain.com/tr/images/episodes/c004/05s.jpg


http://www.18inchesofpain.com/tr/images/episodes/s001/04s.jpg

Legend
12-17-2005, 04:26 AM
Why are you bumping this disgusting shit?

tsbrenda
12-17-2005, 04:36 AM
KISS MY ASS fake legend pits of shit

Legend
12-17-2005, 04:53 AM
KISS MY ASS fake legend pits of shit


English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

blackgrendel
12-17-2005, 07:01 AM
If I am not mistaken there is a vid around with a guy called Mr 18 inch....what else is he gonna call himself. This horse did a scene with Vo Balm and another 2 ts on other scenes. Surely i am not stating something new?

BlackAdder
12-17-2005, 07:59 AM
Yep...11 to 12 at the most.......18 is a horse cock....

GrimFusion
12-17-2005, 08:03 AM
The pics here are of someone with a penis of no more than 11".

Absolutely agreed. I hate how some dudes overtalk their length. I used to know a guy who'd go around telling women he had a 12 inch dick. Reportedly, his ex-grilfriend tells me he was an inch or so smaller than I am and that "apparently" I have a huge dick, but I don't. I'm pretty damn average at 7 inches. Personally, I'd rather not lie about shit like that.

hwbs
12-17-2005, 08:51 AM
there was some dude who was a reg in those rodney moore videos back in the day...he dwarfs that dude.......there prob not too many girls that are gonna give it up to that swordsman , lmfao :what

BlackAdder
12-17-2005, 09:48 AM
Dwarfs that dude??? Wow...i do feel sorry for him though....there is such a thing as TOO big....If a girl wont take ya, what good is it?

NickTheQuick
12-17-2005, 09:50 AM
there was some dude who was a reg in those rodney moore videos back in the day...he dwarfs that dude.......there prob not too many girls that are gonna give it up to that swordsman , lmfao :what

This guy?

BlackAdder
12-17-2005, 09:53 AM
Quite obvious what his special mutant power is huh?

GrimFusion
12-17-2005, 12:11 PM
Quite obvious what his special mutant power is huh?

Putting out fires? lasso'ing cattle? Playing jump rope with himself?

tsluva
12-19-2005, 07:09 AM
.

since the "penis" seems to be the hot subject for the curious .....


Frequetly Asked Penis Questions:



http://www2.freedomacres.com/library/penisfaqs.html


There seem to be many misconceptions about the penis. Many are born out of ignorance and others out of macho lockeroom talk. Let's face it, your penis is your penis. No matter what size it is be happy with it, it's the only one you have.

What's the average size of the penis? What are the extremes?
According to the book Mandens Krop (which is translated from English, but does not give the original title) the average is 15cm and 90% are between 13 and 18cm. The records for a fully functional penis are 1.5cm and 30cm.

Is penis size important?
This is probably one of the most frequently asked questions, and that's a shame, because it's really a pointless question. Penis size is important if and only if you think it is. If you have sex with men and you desire a large penis, then penis size is important to you, and only to you. If you feel your penis should be larger, then penis size is important to you, and only to you. Many women report that too many men are hung up on the size of their penises. The vagina is only eight to thirteen centimeters long, and even a small penis can touch every square centimeter within the vagina.

Can penis size be increased?
Yes. There are two surgical procedures to increase penis size-- the Bihari Procedure, and Fat Injection. The Bihari Procedure consists of cutting the ligament that secures the base of the penis to the body. This gives between one-half and two inches of increased length to the penis; however, because the penis is no longer anchored to the body an erection no longer points 'up.' Fat Injection is the process of removing fat from the backs of the thighs and injecting it into the body of the penis to make the penis thicker. Because the body rejects a significant portion of the injection this procedure may need to be repeated several times and each operation carries with it a severe risk of infection.

How do I measure my penis?
According to Harold Reed, M.D., director of the Reed Centre for Ambulatory Urological Surgery in Bay Harbor, Florida, this is the correct way to measure the length of your penis: First, while standing, get an erection. Okay, now gently angle your, er, equipment down until it is parallel to the floor. Set your ruler against your pubic bone just above the base of the penis, and measure to the tip. Thats how the doctors do it.

My penis bends down (or left, or right). Is there something wrong with it?
One-quarter of all penises bend in some direction and some bend downward even when erect. Unless the bend is severe or causes you pain, there is nothing wrong or abnormal about your penis. It should not interfere with sexual intercourse. Some people report that a downward-bending penis is easier to fellate. In rare cases a condition called Peyrone's Syndrome can arise from childhood diseases. This condition is caused by scarring on one of the two corpora cavernosa within the penis, stunting its effectiveness during erection and causing the penis to bend almost 90 degrees in that direction. If you feel this may be the case, consult a urologist.

What is circumcision and why is it done?
Male circumcision is the surgical removal of the foreskin from the penis. When performed in a hospital, it is usually done shortly after birth by a doctor or midwife. Circumcisions are also given to Jewish boys by a mohel in a ceremony eight days after birth. Some Islamic boys are circumcised when they are older, around age 12. The majority of American boys are circumcised. Common reasons for circumcision include: better hygiene, "normal" or "better" appearance, and "his penis should look like his father's." Common reasons against circumcision include: it is no longer necessary for hygienic reasons; it is a painful, barbaric practice; possibility of infection or surgical error; "normal" or "better" appearance; "his penis should look like his father's."; and "greater sensitivity of uncircumcised penis."

What are blue balls?
Blue Balls is a real condition! The "correct" term for blue balls is epididymitis, which is an inflammation of the epididymis. In simple terms blue balls occurs when the epididymis get blocked up with sperm that have left the testis but not the penis. The vas deferens are the conduit for the sperm from the testis to the urethra. When they get blocked you get pain. Why blue balls and not "swollen balls," well maybe the connotation is that your balls have the "blues", or maybe its because with all that swelling some of the blood flow is restricted enough to cause some blueing of the area because of pooling blood.

Why is the prostate mentioned so often during discussions of anal sex?
The prostate is about the size of a walnut in a normal man, and is immediately behind the rectal wall about three centimeters inside the anus. It can be felt by placing one finger within the anus and feeling along the anterior wall for a round bulb. For some men, touching or rubbing this spot is extremely pleasurable; a rare few can even orgasm through this technique. Others report that the touch is painful or makes them feel as if they need to urinate.

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BlackAdder
12-19-2005, 07:56 AM
"Is penis size important? "

Umm yes, or it has been to everyone ive ever asked

"The vagina is only eight to thirteen centimeters long, and even a small penis can touch every square centimeter within the vagina. "

Bullshit

"Common reasons against circumcision include: it is no longer necessary for hygienic reasons; it is a painful, barbaric practice; possibility of infection or surgical error; "normal" or "better" appearance; "his penis should look like his father's."; and "greater sensitivity of uncircumcised penis."

All true
"

tsbrenda
12-19-2005, 07:59 PM
KISS MY ASS fake legend pits of shit


English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?


THATS A RACIST STATEMENT TO MAKE! (LEARN ENGLISH)

all the jobs or going to china , why not learn chinese?
LEGEND YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT RACIST FUCKER!
HOWS THAT FOR ENGLISH!
bitch!

Ecstatic
12-19-2005, 08:21 PM
Quite obvious what his special mutant power is huh?
Why do you think a hot babe like Sue Storm fell for a nerd like Reed Richards? :lol:

Legend
12-19-2005, 10:24 PM
KISS MY ASS fake legend pits of shit


English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?


THATS A RACIST STATEMENT TO MAKE! (LEARN ENGLISH)

all the jobs or going to china , why not learn chinese?
LEGEND YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT RACIST FUCKER!
HOWS THAT FOR ENGLISH!
bitch!

I was only joking with you if you had any sort of brains you would know that is a quote from pulp fiction, and thats not fucking racist docter frankenstein go botch another surgery.

BeardedOne
12-19-2005, 11:32 PM
Quite obvious what his special mutant power is huh?
Why do you think a hot babe like Sue Storm fell for a nerd like Reed Richards? :lol:

Because he could make his thingy all stretchy-like :?:

:lol:

tsbrenda
12-22-2005, 10:43 PM
KISS MY ASS fake legend pits of shit


English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?


THATS A RACIST STATEMENT TO MAKE! (LEARN ENGLISH)

all the jobs or going to china , why not learn chinese?
LEGEND YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT RACIST FUCKER!
HOWS THAT FOR ENGLISH!
bitch!

I was only joking with you if you had any sort of brains you would know that is a quote from pulp fiction, and thats not fucking racist docter frankenstein go botch another surgery.




NOW YOU ARE A RETREATING PIECE OF SHIT!
WHERE IS THE JUST KIDDING LINE ,BELOW YOUR MOVIE LINE THEFT? I THOUGHT SO! YOU ARE COLD BUSTED! BITCH!

BECAUSE I CALLED YOU OUT AS THE RACIST PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE.

NOW I KNOW YOU STEAL LINES FROM MOVIES.
YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT THAT IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY!
KISS MY ASS DICK FACE BITCH!

NYCe
12-22-2005, 11:34 PM
Yeesh.

Legend
12-23-2005, 12:32 AM
KISS MY ASS fake legend pits of shit


English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?


THATS A RACIST STATEMENT TO MAKE! (LEARN ENGLISH)

all the jobs or going to china , why not learn chinese?
LEGEND YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT RACIST FUCKER!
HOWS THAT FOR ENGLISH!
bitch!

I was only joking with you if you had any sort of brains you would know that is a quote from pulp fiction, and thats not fucking racist docter frankenstein go botch another surgery.




NOW YOU ARE A RETREATING PIECE OF SHIT!
WHERE IS THE JUST KIDDING LINE ,BELOW YOUR MOVIE LINE THEFT? I THOUGHT SO! YOU ARE COLD BUSTED! BITCH!

BECAUSE I CALLED YOU OUT AS THE RACIST PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE.

NOW I KNOW YOU STEAL LINES FROM MOVIES.
YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT THAT IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY!
KISS MY ASS DICK FACE BITCH!


Your a dumbass who the fuck says "KISS MY ASS DICK FACE BITCH"!

Legend
12-23-2005, 12:33 AM
cripple fight cripple fight

Is that suppose to be shot at me??

The American Nightmare
12-23-2005, 01:54 AM
Now I'm usually the one calling people out on the immature name-calling stuff.

But god damn Brenda is retarded.

scipio
12-23-2005, 02:25 AM
cripple fight cripple fight

LOL

Quinn
12-23-2005, 02:25 AM
Timmy!!!

-Quinn

Hara_Juku Tgirl
12-23-2005, 04:20 AM
Timmy!!!

-Quinn

LMFAO!!http://www.anikaos.com/0018-chikas_kaoani/chikas_pink45.gif

~Kisses.http://www.anikaos.com/0032-kao_licca_kao-ani/kao_licca_kao-ani_25.gif

HTG

BlackAdder
12-23-2005, 06:03 AM
Timmay!@!