Favorite curse word.

[Hugh Jarrod]

I asked this over on another forum. I get caught up on certain words and phrases. Example after Happy Gilmore I was stuck on JACK ASS, and when I saw Office Space I went around using NO TALENT ASS CLOWN..

So what do you find yourself using to curse out people these days?

[GroobySteven]

Dumb cunt.
Stupid cunt.
Funny cunt.
Funny looking cunt.
Dozy cunt.
Total cunt.
Righteous cunt.
Complete cunt.
Kind of a cunt.
Silly cunt.
Vicious cunt.
Evil cunt.
Sadistic cunt.
Cunt.

Usually can find one for the occassion.
Hey man, it's just a 4 letter word begginning with C and ending with T. Just 4 little letters. How can they hurt you?

I like Bint also.
seanchai

[Overlord Abomination]

The many forms of Fuck work for me.

Shut the Fuck up
Your getting on my fucking nerves
Get the fuck outta here
Do you think i give a fuck
Fuck this
Fuck you
You fucked up
Lets fuck
Fuck this Fuckin stuff you fucked up Muppet

So versatile.

[MacShreach]

Personally I like

Jesusfuckingcuntingbastardingwept,

delivered in a steady monotone. It covers a good range of offense in one go.

[BeardedOne]

I just did a rewatch of the first season of Family Guy and was amazed at the depth of intelligent cursing that the writers came up with for Stewey.

My favorite, and one that I doubt more than a tiny percentage of the audience even had a clue to the meaning of, was the one where he called Peter a "Brobdignagian blunderbuss!" :)

Personally, I seem to be getting a lot of milage out of 'muthafucka' lately. It's been giving me a lot of space at workies since it is typically delivered as accompaniment to thrown tools, etc.

'Cunt', for me, is a last resort, mostly reserved for past relationships that so deserve the brand. I used to always consider it a fun or complimentary word, but times change. After all, how much more fun can a word be when it's attached to something like Tee Corrine's "Cunt Coloring Book"? :lol:

[MacShreach]

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'Cunt', for me, is a last resort, mostly reserved for past relationships that so deserve the brand. <snip>

Cunt seems to be much more offensive on your side of the pond than it is here. Calling somebody a daft cunt wouldn't be very offensive here, and between friends it would be commonplace. I once had a girlfriend who liked me to call her "my little cunt" in private, or quietly whisper it in her ear in public, especially while copping a good feel. It turned her right on. On the other hand, "motherfucker"" is still unusual enough over here for it to cause offence.

Anyway, it's not what you say it's how you say it.

[Quinn]

For me, it's all about "fuck."

-Quinn

[BeardedOne]

Cunt seems to be much more offensive on your side of the pond than it is here.

The dykes 'embraced' it, as the gay community latched onto 'queer' and 'faggot' and the black community took hold of 'nigger/niggah', and took a lot of the steam out of it in those circles. It still gets some reaction based on, as you said, the delivery/how you say it.

I've used cunt as a term of endearment or to describe a thing of beauty, and those I was speaking to took it as it was meant. I've also used it, though rarely, as a descriptive slap and have been viturally and literally slapped back because the tone was clear that I was not saying it in jest.

[tsluver247]

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition. 2000.

fuck

PRONUNCIATION: fk
VERB: Inflected forms: fucked, fuck·ing, fucks
TRANSITIVE VERB: 1. Vulgar Slang To have sexual intercourse with. 2. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize. 3. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
INTRANSITIVE VERB: 1. To engage in sexual intercourse. 2. To act wastefully or foolishly. 3. To interfere; meddle. Often used with with.
NOUN: 1. An act of sexual intercourse. 2. A partner in sexual intercourse. 3. A despised person. 4. Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?
INTERJECTION: Used to express extreme displeasure.
PHRASAL VERBS: fuck off 1. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal. 2. To spend time idly. 3. To masturbate. fuck over To treat unfairly; take advantage of. fuck up 1. To make a mistake; bungle something. 2. To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly. 3. To cause to be intoxicated.
ETYMOLOGY: Middle English, attested in pseudo-Latin fuccant, (they) fuck, deciphered from gxddbov.
WORD HISTORY: The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, “Flen flyys,” from the first words of its opening line, “Flen, flyys, and freris,” that is, “fleas, flies, and friars.” The line that contains fuck reads “Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk.” The Latin words “Non sunt in coeli, quia,” mean “they [the friars] are not in heaven, since.” The code “gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk” is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields “fvccant [a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli.” The whole thus reads in translation: “They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge].” (http://www.bartleby.com/61/95/F0349500.html)

[slinky]

When I visit the DR, I don't think I hear a converstation where someone doesn't call some person a cocksucker (mamaguevo).

[LG]

Expression of shock or disbelief: fookin' 'ell!/ bloody 'ell!
Expression of annoyance directed at someone: fuck off!/ piss off!/ bugger off!
Expression of general mild annoyance: stupid piece of shit!
Expression of great annoyance: fuck! fuck! fuck! (repeat until fade)
Directed or abouta a woman: fookin' bitch!/ stupid bitch!/ trollop!/ slag!
Directed or about a man: wanker!/ dickhead!
For men and women: stupid twat!

Other favourite terms and expressions include: shitbag, asswipe, jerk, shove it up your ass, stick up your Jap's eye, cunt, cuntflaps, bugger Bognor

I also use various other expressions and words in several languages (I am still struggling with Chinese and Japanese words) and also tend to make words up.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Hmm..Curse words..

After seing Austin Powers awhile back and when irked I say "FOOK YU"!! LOL.

Now Im back to just saying: Fuck Off, Wanker, Asswipe, Dickhead, Cunt, 'Ho, Dick etc. LOL.

Those are rarely uttered unless Im pissed.

~Kisses.

HTG

[ANIYAH]

Dumb cunt.
Stupid cunt.
Funny cunt.
Funny looking cunt.
Dozy cunt.
Total cunt.
Righteous cunt.
Complete cunt.
Kind of a cunt.
Silly cunt.
Vicious cunt.
Evil cunt.
Sadistic cunt.
Cunt.


This is weird every word wrote her i use frequently, I put "Cunt on everything " Lollllllll

[Brideshead]

Fuck

[joyboy123]

Lately I've been addicted to using "Jesus titty fucking christ". I heard it used in "Air America"

[MacShreach]

Lately I've been addicted to using "Jesus titty fucking christ". I heard it used in "Air America"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one, must remember that. Nice combination of offensive and tongue in cheek. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[MoonAndStar]

Well as Bernie Mac pits it a good old Muthafucka' is a Noun, Adjective, Verb, Ad-Verb, etc....


Muthafucka' is used on a regualr basis in all kinds of converstion.... this is why it get my vote 4 curse of the year!

[swimnn]

Southpark has me saying "goddamit" like Cartman.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

fongool (however you spell it)

[Ecstatic]

Christ in a handbasket: not sure where I picked it up, but when something's FUBAR (another good one, by the way), it come's a'tumblin' out.

[Ecstatic]

FREL is a good one, it's from Farscape, they say it instead of fuck.

mds
I like frel; another variant is "frag."

And I'm a big fan of "ratzenfratzen" - it just rolls off the tongue so well.

[chefmike]

christ on a fuckin' popsicle stick


I'm not Jewish, and it might not technically be a curse word, it's from seinfeld... "sweet fancy moses"

[Ecstatic]

Chefmike, that brings up one of many interesting misreadings of the Old Testament, both by Christians and others (including some Jews): the third commandment, usually given as "Thou shalt not take the Lord God's name in vain" and interpreted as a command against blasphemy and cursing, is actually in Hebrew [i]lo tissa[/], "You shall not carry the Lord's name in vain" and it refers instead to the act of using the Lord's name to justify selfish and/or evil actions (like who hasn't seen that happen?). This is a far more serious action, if you stop and think about it.

[BeardedOne]

Christ in a handbasket: not sure where I picked it up, but when something's FUBAR (another good one, by the way), it come's a'tumblin' out.

I always liked "Christ inna sidecar!" It always conveyed a happy, non-blasphemous image. :)

For best delivery: I believe The DVD of Gelngary Glenross (But as likely The Odd Couple) has an Actor's Workshop interview with the late Jack Lemmon and one of the questions asked is "What is the dirtiest thing you ever said?"

His reply, in that squinty Lemmon-esque delivery, is the priceless "Cocksuckingmoutherfucker!". It's a must-see for any fan of this man's work. :lol:

[Hugh Jarrod]

My new phrase of late is "Monkey Porn"

[TheBigTreesy]

Well I like to go for the old classics like shite and gobshite. Some new ones are growing on me lately though like (from england) knobhead and (from closer to home) arsemonger.

Definitions:

Shite - Basically the same as sht, just sounds better.

Gobshite - hard to define precisely, generally a word for a dopey headed fool.

Knobhead - says it all

Arsemonger - someone who mongers arse. (ie. they talk a lot of nonsense).

[Trogdor]

Smeg. :mrgreen:

[Penny uk]

im fond of bollocks as a swear word

[Fitz1600]

Golly Gee Willikers is about a far as I will go...but you've really got to push to get me there!
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