my worst experience

[tsparisangelline]

was when i asked a client if he used an enema and he replied yes
(little did i know he put the water in but he never let it out)
after he finished riding me all the water along with his feces came out on my stomach and hip region

(i vomited on myself)


**now if i smell anything funky or see any traces i wont top them**

((if i get anything on me they go bye bye))

[goku]

O shit!(literally)


That is turrible! I had to put down my bowl of cereal! Ruined my appetite. lol


I guess all you can say is at least he tried. Fudgesicles are not cool either. I guess that ended that session. lol

[bte]

That's gross. I was fucking this girl before and I pulled out and there was shit on my dick. Needless to say that I didn't stay to finish. To all the guys and girls out there, wash yo ass before you get fucked in it!

[tslvrnyc]

was when i asked a client if he used an enema and he replied yes
(little did i know he put the water in but he never let it out)
after he finished riding me all the water along with his feces came out on my stomach and hip region

(i vomited on myself)


**now if i smell anything funky or see any traces i wont top them**

((if i get anything on me they go bye bye))

You should make an OSHA complaint.

[goku]

That's gross. I was fucking this girl before and I pulled out and there was shit on my dick. Needless to say that I didn't stay to finish. To all the guys and girls out there, wash yo ass before you get fucked in it!


Yo, BTE

By the chooped and screwed location, I am assuming you are in H-town. I am from the south side my man. Hiram Clarke area.

[bte]

Yo, BTE

By the chooped and screwed location, I am assuming you are in H-town. I am from the south side my man. Hiram Clarke area.

Nah man, I'm not from Houston, I live about 4 hours away from Houston depending on how you fast drive. Just from Texas and love chopped and screwed music.

[Gthoma2a]

Wow... that is some nasty shit...

[tsparisangelline]

O shit!(literally)


That is turrible! I had to put down my bowl of cereal! Ruined my appetite. lol


I guess all you can say is at least he tried. Fudgesicles are not cool either. I guess that ended that session. lol

he tried?

dear that shit is what makes t-girls complain about tricks

[tsparisangelline]

That's gross. I was fucking this girl before and I pulled out and there was shit on my dick. Needless to say that I didn't stay to finish. To all the guys and girls out there, wash yo ass before you get fucked in it!

lol I think i would overdose on sleeping pills if i ever painted a dick

[goku]

Nah man, I'm not from Houston, I live about 4 hours away from Houston depending on how you fast drive. Just from Texas and love chopped and screwed music.


lol....


I got out of Htown. I went to UT, moved away for a few years, and finally came back this year. I went back to the ATX though. H-town is too big for your boy these days. I am a little more laid back now. You in D-town?

[bte]

Yeah, close, bout an hour and 10 minutes from Dallas.

[goku]

he tried?

dear that shit is what makes t-girls complain about tricks


damn!


That fool still tried to get you to top him after that?

I would have run out in embarrassment! You know what that is..............


YouTube- Oh that's Nasty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1fU7KTIyhc)

[bte]

was when i asked a client if he used an enema and he replied yes
(little did i know he put the water in but he never let it out)
after he finished riding me all the water along with his feces came out on my stomach and hip region

(i vomited on myself)


**now if i smell anything funky or see any traces i wont top them**

((if i get anything on me they go bye bye))

Before he left, did he pay you extra? He should have for doing that to you.

[tslvrnyc]

Is this the whore equivalent of getting a paper cut at work?

[bj_boy]

can u clean out an ass?

isnt there always shit in it??

ass-holes are disgusting........i love girls bootys but i dont go in them.

[LittleGuy]

just a little shit wont hurt you.

[Gthoma2a]

With an enema, girls can get pretty damned clean. I haven't seen any shit on my dick before (that I have noticed).

Paris, I would imagine you took a, much needed, vacation after this. That's the Greyhound commercial you never see. "Wanna get away?"

[tsparisangelline]

Before he left, did he pay you extra? He should have for doing that to you.

no hun he was very rude about the entire situation

[tsparisangelline]

can u clean out an ass?

isnt there always shit in it??

ass-holes are disgusting........i love girls bootys but i dont go in them.

u have never been with a ts so why even say that?

[tsparisangelline]

With an enema, girls can get pretty damned clean. I haven't seen any shit on my dick before (that I have noticed).

Paris, I would imagine you took a, much needed, vacation after this. That's the Greyhound commercial you never see. "Wanna get away?"

yes i was in newark new jersey so i went right back to manhattan and did not work for 3 weeks

[bte]

no hun he was very rude about the entire situation

Wow what an asshole (no pun intended). The least he could have done was pay you a little bit extra at least 100 or 150 bucks extra ya know. Although I bet he was fucking embarrassed.

[JoePitt]

Paris, I would imagine you took a, much needed, vacation after this. That's the Greyhound commercial you never see. "Wanna get away?"

Southwest Airlines actually.

[irongoddess]

once i had a client that asked me if he could go and have a shower and he went to do his''needs'' inside my bath.
I went to get him a towel and i noticed what was'' in ''my bath,i couldn`t believe it and he could see i wasn`t very happy ,but who would be?i mean using a bath as a toilet???
I asked him to leave and the crazy thing he didn`t thought there was anything wrong and he was also very angry cos i told him to go!
He was extrememly rude and even sent me a text message when he left saying he will get me arrested for prostitution,but he probably didn`t know that here in the Uk,we don`t put people in prison for sex:)

[Trans-Promo]

ROFFLOL Bitch you should have gotten it on camera. That's the funniest thing I have heard in a while!

That made my day

[Star Angel 86]

ROFFLOL Bitch you should have gotten it on camera. That's the funniest thing I have heard in a while!

That made my day

Danielle Foxxx & Dino Velvet you two kids get a room already perfect time it's Labor Day Weekend.Plenty hope for new love on the horizon.:cheers:

[irongoddess]

it is funny to talk about it and i can have a laugh about it now but
not very funny when he happened
he was lucky i wasn`t bodybuilding back than,it was 8 yrs ago
i don`t think it would happen now lol

[Gthoma2a]

Southwest Airlines actually.

My bad, been a while since I saw it to remember it.

[rockabilly]

A session w/ Paris will leave you tired ... dare i say "pooped".

I'd hate to have been the maid for that room afterwards.

Sadly she brought the tp too late.

[bte]

A session w/ Paris will leave you tired ... dare i say "pooped".



LoL...Leave it to Rockabilly to leave his comedic flare to an overall disgusting encounter with a client.

[tsparisangelline]

A session w/ Paris will leave you tired ... dare i say "pooped".

I'd hate to have been the maid for that room afterwards.

lmfaoooooo

:hide-1::ignore:

[tsparisangelline]

So I had a look on www.eros.com and went to the new york city page, and i have to say a lot of the girls look like genetic girls.
I know last year I had to post a picture with proof that it was me for any photo shoot i did.



So my question is, are you able to post fake pictures now on eros?

[Gthoma2a]

can u clean out an ass?

isnt there always shit in it??

ass-holes are disgusting........i love girls bootys but i dont go in them.

Just thought of another frame of reference for you to decide for yourself, watch Rogue Adventures 32 (the one with Kalena on the cover) and watch the milk enema fucking scenes. It sounds weird, but it is a great example of the cleanliness of the enema'd ass. They always enema before scenes anyway, but the girls have the milk enema and it comes out just as white as it went in.

[KimberlyBanxxx]

ugh ew, that happened to me once
i try not to make a big deal..
an ass is an ass, and
shit happens (lol)
but its still so nasty...

[SunshyneMonroe]

why would u write something like that lol

[correa]

why would u write something like that lol

For attention like everything else she posts.

[PomonaCA]

What an asshole. He sounds really shitty. He should have gotten his shit together. Who gives a shit? He does, obviously, much much shit.

[rockabilly]

These jokes are starting to stink. ^_^

Paris was in a shitty mood after that and evacuated the hotel , she was so embarrased that her face was flush ... he left before the shit really hit the fan.

Ok i'm done.

[CaptainPlanet]

That's gross. I was fucking this girl before and I pulled out and there was shit on my dick. Needless to say that I didn't stay to finish. To all the guys and girls out there, wash yo ass before you get fucked in it!

Had this happen with a few girls and they were actually aware of it so every positon change they would swap condoms! Still grossed me out cause i could smell it, let alone see brown shit all over the condom. Kinda Lost my motivation on both occasions, im just glad it doesn't happen more often, then i would have to stick with strictly pussy.

[PomonaCA]

Ok enough with the jokes. I've had it up to here! I'm sick of this shit!

[Dino Velvet]

ROFFLOL Bitch you should have gotten it on camera. That's the funniest thing I have heard in a while!

That made my day

Exactly! The first thing I thought of was "Where the Hell was the camera?" That was one sexy story.

I've mentioned this before but if a gal gives me a five star restaurant quality blow job I'm likely to leave a little anal discharge on the sheets especially if I ate some KFC or Korean BBQ that day. I dab my asshole dry with her pillow when she goes off to the bathroom and can't see.

[giovanni_hotel]

just a little shit wont hurt you.

WOrds to live by....!:party:

Sike!
Clean that azz, bitches!!!lolol

[tslvrnyc]

why would u write something like that lol

Because she's so classy and dignified.

[rockabilly]

This is a Scatastrophe!

http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-88.gif

[Gthoma2a]

Dear god, that is some fucked up shit!

[rockabilly]

Dear god, that is some fucked up shit!

Metaphorically and Literally. :hide-1:

"Chocolate Rain"

[Crawler]

At least you weren't with someone that asked you to scoop out chunks and feed them as they licked it off your fingers...

[TheGuard]

Why exactly do guys want to be fucked in the ass to begin with? If you view a TS as a woman, I mean I wouldn't want a genetic girlfriend to fuck me in the ass with anything, so why a TS, I have trouble understanding this part of attraction to transsexuals by some.

[giovanni_hotel]

I've heard that getting one's prostate stroked anally can be 'divine'.

There's a reason why anal sex has been around since the human animal began walking upright and looking for a place to stick his dick other than a vagina(!!).

Part of the reason I don't wanna a girl to fucc me EVER is that some folks have told me that you might like it. Really, REALLY like it.

[Dino Velvet]

This is a Scatastrophe!

http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-88.gif

Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!! Poo-Poo!!!

[Helvis2012]

Pretty gross. Chalk it up to just another hazard of the job.

[PomonaCA]

That shit turns me on.