What did you name "it"?!?

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

While at a bar earlier a girl I was having drinks with asked me what I named my dick....................

As I have no name for it I told her that and she was shocked......

So as I sit here and think of what I would name it I give you guys the floor to announce your names (if you want)...............

Yes ladies, I expect several private messages with suggestions

[bananix]

banana obviously :D

[BlackAdder]

Never named it...Ive always thought people who attach cutesy names to stuff are retarded.....

[hwbs]

whats in a name, lmao

[blckhaze]

my present girl named it "chocolate thunder"

[BeardedOne]

u gotta post a pic so people can know what to name it first

That's in another thread already, darlin'. Use the search function for "Show 'em your shit!" :lol:

I was waiting for this, really, but thought it would be from the other side of the rail: What do you girls call yours? I was amused and intrigued the first time I heard a girl refer to it as her "little clitty" and other as her "t-clit". :)

[GroobySteven]

only ever called it a few names after too many drinks and ending up with a hottie a few years back.
They weren't complimentary.
seanchai

[Izzy]

"FRED" always since I remember I have called "him" FRED

FRED the HEAD


;0)

[Canucklehead]

The reason MEN name their penis is because they just HATE having a stranger make 95% of their decisions for them. (MY percentage may be a tad on the low side) lol

[brickcitybrother]

I have no name. Perhaps this post will show we nameless folk are in the majority.

[Quinn]

I'll admit to two names over the years.

Name 1: Brutus (too long of a story, but it was her idea).

Name 2: Gugunshlaker (a name that, to the best of my knowledge, is made up and sounds like it should mean penis, which was also the idea of a woman I was dating).

-Quinn

p.s. Any abuse I take for this is more than warranted.

[chefmike]

I seem to recall using Bwana, and Gandhi, and of course the waitress du jour loved it...but it was late...

[Perverted Monk]

I call mine "Dick" :wink:

[jamans]

funny story behind the naming of mine....I was lieing in bed with my girlfriend when the subject came up. It was her idea to name it....I thought for a minute...who to name it after. Without thinking I said out loud "who do we know that is a prick??"

it was good for a laugh at the time.....but the final name wound up being JJ.

[Ecstatic]

I never named mine (me mom called it "Peter" when I but a lad of 3), but I love the descriptions Bob Dylan ("the one-eyed midget shouting the word Now!") and Grace Slick ("bless its pointed little head") have given it.

[ezed]

I think I'll name it ..... Mr. Happy!

[tsntx]

some friends in h.s. named the twins "mike n ike" lol never named the member tho

[Hugh Jarrod]

Never named it but if I was to name it. I think I'd call it DICK.

[Gus The Dagger]

SCUD