The Weird Kinda Emails I get...lol POST YOURS!!!

[TsJennifer]

I thought Id share some of the lovely and delightful emails I get. Feel free to post yours!

I am from Romania, Europe. I am 36 years old.I am a teacher.
Here transsex is taboo subject.
How you achieve such a beautiful feminine body? You get hormone treatment? Hormone treatment affect your penis?
How you achieve breasts? It is fun to be transsexual? Do you fuck men in the ass? Men fucked by you are bisexuals?
When you fuck in the ass, the anal muscle becomes larger? After anal sex the anal muscle remain larger or it tense normally? You don't shit in your pants?
I want to be transsexual. I am a straight man. I can be transformed in a transsexual girl?
Maybe someday I will visit you.
Thank you very much!
P****

[bte]

I hope he doesn't teach English and its obvious that he doesn't teach anatomy.

[NYBURBS]

I hope he doesn't teach English and its obvious that he doesn't teach anatomy.

I nearly spit out my water lol.

[NYBURBS]

I thought Id share some of the lovely and delightful emails I get. Feel free to post yours!

I am from Romania, Europe. I am 36 years old.I am a teacher.
Here transsex is taboo subject.
How you achieve such a beautiful feminine body? You get hormone treatment? Hormone treatment affect your penis?
How you achieve breasts? It is fun to be transsexual? Do you fuck men in the ass? Men fucked by you are bisexuals?
When you fuck in the ass, the anal muscle becomes larger? After anal sex the anal muscle remain larger or it tense normally? You don't shit in your pants?
I want to be transsexual. I am a straight man. I can be transformed in a transsexual girl?
Maybe someday I will visit you.
Thank you very much!
P****

Btw how often do you get strange emails? Is it a daily thing for you given your internet celebrity and escorting?

[BLKGSXR]

I'm more surprised on how he got her email...Is it your private email? or something on HA? that said that dude is one weird son of a bitch...
I cant help but try and figure out the P****-Pansy? awe well Lmfao
good thing I only send out emails containing instructions or pictures for the people I take of at the parties.

[mikejones]

Yes, truly bizarre. Is he really expecting you to provide a detailed answer to each of his questions?

The part about him wanting to be a transsexual is also curious. A diffent type of TS admirer I guess.

[Coroner]

Fucking hell, Vlad Tepes wants to become a "TS" for fun. From sucking blood to sucking cocks.....

[Richctdude]

lol just got a good laugh this morning

[TsJennifer]

I get messages like this on a daily basis... When I check my email its usually something like this or " A beautiful day in Soho". Someone that has seen me out in public like at the Olive garden, shopping in soho or Bed bath and beyond... I like those kind of emails there cute. They Usually read. "I saw you at __________. You are so beautiful in person. I wanted to approach you but I was too shy..."

XOXO~
Jennifer Paris

[Silcc69]

Jennifer, you should post more of those emails I need more LOL riots.

[GullyFoyle]

I get messages like this on a daily basis... When I check my email its usually something like this or " A beautiful day in Soho". Someone that has seen me out in public like at the Olive garden, shopping in soho or Bed bath and beyond... I like those kind of emails there cute. They Usually read. "I saw you at __________. You are so beautiful in person. I wanted to approach you but I was too shy..."

XOXO~
Jennifer Paris

What I really want to know is why were you at an Olive Garden???? :)

There must be hundreds of Italian restaurants in the Big Apple. I hope it wasn't a cheap date that took you there. ;)

[TsVanessa69]

Hi, Vanessa. I am leading a double life and I guess it's time for me to change. I have been on niteflirt for 4-5 years. I've been a huge fan of yours and bought your video's, some 2-3 times. I've provided donations, too. And I've seen you on webcam and had phone calls. I've only thought of myself. Yes, I fantasize of beautiful shemales like yourself. I have a ladyfriend who loves me. It's time I cleaned up my perverted self. I'm very sorry Vanessa, plus I'm really sorry for my actions. I haven't tried to lead you on. I've only led on myself. I really wish you continued success in your future endeavours. I think you're a very beautiful shemale and wish you the best. I think it's time for myself to take a hiatus from my previous actions. Take care!!!

[TsJennifer]

What I really want to know is why were you at an Olive Garden???? :)

There must be hundreds of Italian restaurants in the Big Apple. I hope it wasn't a cheap date that took you there. ;)

I haven't been to Olive Garden for ages. I went there with some friends that wanted to go. My girlfriends noticed a guy standing outside staring at me through the window. When I got home I had an email from him.


Hi, Vanessa. I am leading a double life and I guess it's time for me to change. I have been on niteflirt for 4-5 years. I've been a huge fan of yours and bought your video's, some 2-3 times. I've provided donations, too. And I've seen you on webcam and had phone calls. I've only thought of myself. Yes, I fantasize of beautiful shemales like yourself. I have a ladyfriend who loves me. It's time I cleaned up my perverted self. I'm very sorry Vanessa, plus I'm really sorry for my actions. I haven't tried to lead you on. I've only led on myself. I really wish you continued success in your future endeavours. I think you're a very beautiful shemale and wish you the best. I think it's time for myself to take a hiatus from my previous actions. Take care!!!

Sounds like he fell in love with u girl!

[Galadriel]

Here is one I got... he thinks that transitioning will kill his programming abilities. I tried to give a polite response in PM... but I would be curious to know how other girls react to this one.


*****
i noticed your post about you being a ph.d in physics. i am thinking of transitioning

could you tell me what, if any effect, did taking hormones have on your intelligence? and which hormones were you taking? estro? spyro?

did they decrease it at all or no? i program computers and worry that hormones would affect that

thank you so much
*****

[alyssats]

I just received this today be the judge ;)


Dear Alyssa,

I am leaving wednesday to Shanghai and will leave on sunday. I really Hope I can meet you there and meet you again when you come to hong-kong. I just watched all your videos again and you are just amazing. Since I know you will take time before answering my last email because you don't take them often I think it is better if can tell you a little more about what I like and see with you if you also would like it. I would really like you to where a pair of nylons and blacks High heels, not a new pair of high heels one that you have worn often. After we met maybe you could give me the chance to kneel down and lick your shoes and lick your feet and massage them. I would like to have the chance off course to kiss your wonderful breast. After that I would like to pleasure you, to have that special part in my mouth and let you do whatever you want, go deep, and fast or slow just command me, make me pleasure it, let me lick it and lick your ass, make you feel very good and after that just take me, in any position you like, take a rest let me ride on it, and take me again and when you feel like coming just take the condom out and put it in my mouth and when you feel ready just let go. With the most chance I will come at the same time as you. I remember the closest that I live to this was when my girlfriend would wear a strap-on and fuck me and honestly this is the same thing but it is more real and you look so pretty.

I really hope I will have the chance to meet you.

As I said I am 28 caucasian and good looking, I really believe will have a lot of fun together.

See you soon I hope.

[NYBURBS]

I just received this today be the judge ;)

It was a bit more info than was probably appropriate in an introductory email, but it seemed to me like the guy just has a vivid fantasy he is trying to fulfill. Harmless for the most part. Now the email that Jennifer got was just creepy imo lol.

[TsJennifer]

It was a bit more info than was probably appropriate in an introductory email, but it seemed to me like the guy just has a vivid fantasy he is trying to fulfill. Harmless for the most part. Now the email that Jennifer got was just creepy imo lol.

I agree...lol

[tsdvdman]

This is not an email but was posted by some guy on a Rant & Rave on craigslist. There was no tranny threads or any other ts topics he just posted this out of the blue.

"22 str8 would love to be raped by 2 trannies and held down and foirced to gagg on cock and scream when a dick is forced and rammed up my ass"

[ALYSINCLAIRxxx]

Excellent thread idea Jennifer. It's nice to be able to share some of the more fun emails. I included this one from yesterday below. I don't think a true Dom would ever, EVER write something like this one. But, just a guess.

Dear Miss Sinclair,

I have spent my entire life as a very dominant and very sexual male and I am tired of it. I am now seeking a beautiful powerful woman with a sex drive as unending as my own, to do to and with me all the things I have done for so long to and with other women.

Your ad, Your films, Your look, they all tell me You might be that one. If You would be interested in making me Your bitch, I would like to walk that road for You.

My only limits would be -- well, if You allowed me a safe word, I suppose I would have none. I could list the specifics of the nasty and brutal -- and to my mind very sexy -- things I have done to women who enjoyed sex (almost) as much as me, but I welcome Your suggestions first.

If this would exceed Your actual interests and natural sex drive, I apologize for taking up Your time and will close with simply saying You are one hot fucking piece of ass for which I am incredibly hungry and achingly thirsty.

Your would-be slave bitch
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[TsJennifer]

Thanks Aly Sinclair

[ALYSINCLAIRxxx]

Of course, though, treasured emails such as the one you posted, are all in good fun. I'm happy to assist!

[lovesall]

These e-mails gave me a good laugh!!! How interesting people can be.

[Helvis2012]

Hilarious!

[alyssats]

I just received this today be the judge ;)


Dear Alyssa,

I am leaving wednesday to Shanghai and will leave on sunday. I really Hope I can meet you there and meet you again when you come to hong-kong. I just watched all your videos again and you are just amazing. Since I know you will take time before answering my last email because you don't take them often I think it is better if can tell you a little more about what I like and see with you if you also would like it. I would really like you to where a pair of nylons and blacks High heels, not a new pair of high heels one that you have worn often. After we met maybe you could give me the chance to kneel down and lick your shoes and lick your feet and massage them. I would like to have the chance off course to kiss your wonderful breast. After that I would like to pleasure you, to have that special part in my mouth and let you do whatever you want, go deep, and fast or slow just command me, make me pleasure it, let me lick it and lick your ass, make you feel very good and after that just take me, in any position you like, take a rest let me ride on it, and take me again and when you feel like coming just take the condom out and put it in my mouth and when you feel ready just let go. With the most chance I will come at the same time as you. I remember the closest that I live to this was when my girlfriend would wear a strap-on and fuck me and honestly this is the same thing but it is more real and you look so pretty.

I really hope I will have the chance to meet you.

As I said I am 28 caucasian and good looking, I really believe will have a lot of fun together.

See you soon I hope.



ive just met this guy last night he looks very cute and yummy in person lol
his just in mid 20s, average built cute baby boy

but the thing that turn me off on his email is "blacks High heels, not a new pair of high heels one that you have worn often" for i think i know what he mean by this one

and yes what im thinking is true. i do like sometimes when guys like my feet and heels but he also lick and kiss the sole of my heels with all the dust,dirt,sands,shits on it ewww

ive met a couple of guys whos into this kind of thing :???:

[GullyFoyle]

and yes what im thinking is true. i do like sometimes when guys like my feet and heels but he also lick and kiss the sole of my heels with all the dust,dirt,sands,shits on it ewww

ive met a couple of guys whos into this kind of thing :???:

Does the 5 second rule apply here as well?

[zorga]

Laughs apart, posting personal letters is not a very nice thing to do.

[BLKGSXR]

Speaking to the weird fucks out there...Get a life.Treat the girls like you would any girl from what Ive been reading alot of ya been looking at them like sex objects now if they say "treat me like a sex object" then hey go right ahead but the girls are girls treat them like one-Didn't mama ever teach ya to treat a lady correctly?

[rockabilly]

^ Yeah what he said.

And say please and thank you as well.
Hold a door for the lady once in a while.

[GullyFoyle]

Laughs apart, posting personal letters is not a very nice thing to do.

Methinks you wrote one of those letters.

[zorga]

Methinks you wrote one of those letters.

Never wrote [whatevar you believe me or not]. i agree, that there's millions of sick or stupid people all around - just i don't think it can be an exuse. oh, forget it.

[alyssats]

^^^

ok so why do you think those guys sends us some kinda weird email? im curious? because me if im a guy i would not waste my time sending weird and creepy emails and fantasy to girls and ts girls. so im curious why does these type of guys still do an effort and time do send these kind of emails? lol ;)

[rockabilly]

They're letting the little head do all the thinking.

[Silcc69]

Zorga rhymes with Vorga

[zorga]

ech!

i am not defending them here :]

...and Zorga rhymes with StarWars also - just look deep enough, haha.

[Nicole Dupre]

^^^

ok so why do you think those guys sends us some kinda weird email? im curious? because me if im a guy i would not waste my time sending weird and creepy emails and fantasy to girls and ts girls. so im curious why does these type of guys still do an effort and time do send these kind of emails? lol ;)
I believe it's the same mentality that the guys have who call you up and say all the wrong stuff, knowing damn well that they will never see you if they talk such nonsense.

I had a guy in FL call me up from a variety of different numbers, always asking graphic questions JUST TO GET hung up on or told to F off. I swear, they get off on it, mama. It's like a streaker. They're just pervs. lol

[Nicole Dupre]

Here's one from a guy that I decided to stop seeing. I swear, the first few times I saw him he seemed normal.


I am so sorry that I keep intruding on you like this but I must have some kind of, now do not get pissed at me, stress relieving contact with you. I am going absolutely stark raving mad with lust. Now please try to keep your anger to a minimum but if I make another generous donation to, what shall we call it, Nicole's Recreational Fund can we speak on the phone about naughty things. I must hear your voice when I, well you know touch myself. And I must let you hear me moan in ecstasy and I must have you hear me cum for you and only for you. Last night when I was fucking Ilyse because I could not postpone the inevitable any longer I closed my eyes and pretended that I was fucking you. Well my cock got harder then a diamond in an ice storm and as I came harder then I think that I have ever cum a smile formed on my lips. The schmuckie girl thought she put there. If she only knew that not only was the smile for you but I had also cum for you. She flew today so I am all alone with my body consumed in sexual frustration because of you. I am just one off the tens of thousands...right ? I am a straight heterosexual divorced man who lives with a woman who is 12 years my junior and I am throwing myself at you. Begging you to help me release all of this frustration that you yourself have filled my body with. Do you think that I am gay ? Because I do not feel gay. I feel like I just want to express myself physically to one of the hottest women in South Florida. I know that your time is valuable and I would be more then willing to compensate you for this guilty pleasure. Just think about it...kay ? Maybe you will feel like lending a hand or a voice and ear to a poor horny guy who you just caused to be even hornier. As if that was possible, right ?


I Will Stop With The Emails Until After Saturday
More Frustrated Then Ever
H
xxoo
"Hug"

[fred41]

I think it's funny that some of these guys write weird or creepy shit (usually knowing full well that it's creepy or weird) and using that to get off...sometimes having done this for a very, very long time....

......but still bother (or care) to sneak in a quick "Am I Gay?"..:D

[SofiaBellez]

I thought Id share some of the lovely and delightful emails I get. Feel free to post yours!

I am from Romania, Europe. I am 36 years old.I am a teacher.
Here transsex is taboo subject.
How you achieve such a beautiful feminine body? You get hormone treatment? Hormone treatment affect your penis?
How you achieve breasts? It is fun to be transsexual? Do you fuck men in the ass? Men fucked by you are bisexuals?
When you fuck in the ass, the anal muscle becomes larger? After anal sex the anal muscle remain larger or it tense normally? You don't shit in your pants?
I want to be transsexual. I am a straight man. I can be transformed in a transsexual girl?
Maybe someday I will visit you.
Thank you very much!
P****

I told this loser to go get a book and learn something.

[alyssats]

I told this loser to go get a book and learn something.

i think this Romanian guy message me also couple of months ago but i really taught its a email virus but i think its still in my inbox almost same contents as that one

[Nicole Dupre]

I got it too. Same bs. lol