dirty ass stories? I know, I know.

[damnhellassking]

Ok, I know this could end up running the risk of gross, bad taste (no pun intended) etc. etc. But I know that we all have a least one story from either perspective about some dirty ass. Maybe you ran up in some, maybe you were embarrassed by someone pointing it out to you.

At least it is not another, "My favorite ______" or "Who's the hottest _____"

[Gus The Dagger]

Ok, I know this could end up running the risk of gross, bad taste (no pun intended) etc. etc. But I know that we all have a least one story from either perspective about some dirty ass. Maybe you ran up in some, maybe you were embarrassed by someone pointing it out to you.

At least it is not another, "My favorite ______" or "Who's the hottest _____"

You mean ass with shit?

[damnhellassking]

Yeah, dirty or smelly ass.

I will even kick this one off. Out one night I went to a local spot, girls hang out front and hit up the guys that are coming and going from the club. One of them seemed to really want to take me back to her place, it was close by and it seemed like a good idea, I thought hell at least I could get a BJ out of this one. :wink:

So at her place, and the BJ is getting me worked up - I've always prefered to top girls - I ask her to get her lube. I gave her a little slap on the ass as she walks over to grab it and Wham! with a handfull of lube and her spread ass checks there it was.

I seriously lost the hard on that just seconds before could have broken a brick in two. Pants went on, I went out the door. Adios.

[Gus The Dagger]

I gave her a little slap on the ass as she walks over to grab it and Wham! with a handfull of lube and her spread ass checks there it was.


What there was?

[MacShreach]

I gave her a little slap on the ass as she walks over to grab it and Wham! with a handfull of lube and her spread ass checks there it was.


What there was? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Gus The Dagger]

I gave her a little slap on the ass as she walks over to grab it and Wham! with a handfull of lube and her spread ass checks there it was.


What there was? :lol: :lol: :lol:

You mean poop?

[damnhellassking]

I gave her a little slap on the ass as she walks over to grab it and Wham! with a handfull of lube and her spread ass checks there it was.


What there was? :lol: :lol: :lol:

You mean poop?


A SECOND PENIS!!!!! - Gus you are not too bright are 'ya!.

>>Dear The rest of the posters, While I don't appove of some of the bashing that goes one here I will now take the opportunity to point out some one else's stupidity.

[Gus The Dagger]

I gave her a little slap on the ass as she walks over to grab it and Wham! with a handfull of lube and her spread ass checks there it was.


What there was? :lol: :lol: :lol:

You mean poop?


A SECOND PENIS!!!!! - Gus you are not too bright are 'ya!.

>>Dear The rest of the posters, While I don't appove of some of the bashing that goes one here I will now take the opportunity to point out some one else's stupidity.

Not today, kinda dim today

[brickcitybrother]

Ummm - I don't think anyone could come up with a hot story about dirty ass. And if it ain't hot - why remember/post/tell or anything else but try to forget it. lol

[cheribaum]

What about all the men who dont know how to wipe their ass, Im telling you, on several occassions there has been men who literally stood up ater shitting and without thinking about it didnt wipe there ass and then came to see us girls and expect us to be more than happy to finger their ass or fuck them up the butt when their kitty is shitty. Im talking shit ringed around their anus. I often thought that these men purposely do it to us girls, but thats just disgusting to be walking around with shit on ur ass just to gross someone out.

[The Magic One]

Someone I know once went with a hooker (not me), he peeled her pants down, started fucking, looked down and her anus was ringed.

Maybe she was so bad off she couldn't afford toilet paper.


mdsThats just dispicable. oogh. Ive read some bad ones about smelly broads on ser.

[cheribaum]

What about all the men who dont know how to wipe their ass, Im telling you, on several occassions there has been men who literally stood up ater shitting and without thinking about it didnt wipe there ass and then came to see us girls and expect us to be more than happy to finger their ass or fuck them up the butt when their kitty is shitty. Im talking shit ringed around their anus. I often thought that these men purposely do it to us girls, but thats just disgusting to be walking around with shit on ur ass just to gross someone out.

[joyboy123]

Redd Foxx had a funny stand up routine about this subject. I think it was called "You just gotta wash your ass, the nose knows"

Or something like that. Wish I had the transcript.

[dreamer]

I don't know if this fits but ---I was eating (okay --I have two -hehheh) ---I was eating a chicks ass --and my tongue is kinda long I guess --and it was way in there --and it touched a chunk or two -----and in another incident --I pulled my tomgue out and it had poop all over it ---I freaked but remained calm --I would not let my tongue back in my mouth!! --I was laughing through the whole thing --and ran for the bathroom ---with my tongue already hanging out -my girlfriend just pumped liquid soap all over it and used a face cloth --and then I brushed and listerined for a length of time--gross --but we were laughing --------years back --this chick threw a used tampon at me (her's of course) and for a spell -I guess you could say I was in a tampon fight

[dreamer]

mmmmm chunks

[MacShreach]

A SECOND PENIS!!!!! -

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[MacShreach]

What about all the men who dont know how to wipe their ass, Im telling you, on several occassions there has been men who literally stood up ater shitting and without thinking about it didnt wipe there ass and then came to see us girls and expect us to be more than happy to finger their ass or fuck them up the butt when their kitty is shitty. Im talking shit ringed around their anus. I often thought that these men purposely do it to us girls, but thats just disgusting to be walking around with shit on ur ass just to gross someone out.

Blame their mothers. People wonder why I wouldn't touch a man with a plastic sterilised fucking bargepole?