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JamesHunt
12-09-2009, 07:50 AM
on the sly
thx1138
12-09-2009, 07:52 AM
Another poll: how many TS's has he laid?
steviedresses
12-09-2009, 07:59 AM
You forgot a category... THOUSANDS.

Dude has been hitting it for a LONGGGGGG time. What a slut. Damn I am jealous.

Except for the cheating on his wife part. Not cool. Why the hell did he ever get married being the horn dog he is? George Clooney has it right. If you can't not cheat... Don't get Married! Then your just a 'Swinging Bachelor'...
Ecstatic
12-09-2009, 07:10 PM
Reminds me of the old TV commercial, "How many cookies did Andrew eat? Andrew ate 8000" (from back in the days when city phone prefixes were represented by names, as ANdrew8-8000).

So...8000?
BeardedOne
12-09-2009, 09:15 PM
Reminds me of the old TV commercial, "How many cookies did Andrew eat? Andrew ate 8000" (from back in the days when city phone prefixes were represented by names, as ANdrew8-8000).

So...8000?

Wait are we asking how much carpet Tiger laid? :lol:

I'll vote PEnnsylvania six five oh-oh-oh. :D

Really, I don't give a rodent's heiny how many holes in one he's gotten. It's pretty clear that he's already had enough penalty strokes as it is.
Nikka
12-09-2009, 10:07 PM
interesting poll :)
JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
12-09-2009, 10:53 PM
How many blonde trannies has Tiger laid is the real question

thread jack

JWBL
Odelay
12-09-2009, 11:47 PM
How many blonde trannies has Tiger laid is the real question

thread jack

JWBL

Good point. Not like he's gonna go trolling in Thailand waters for his trans-nookie. I would guess someone like Thays Schiavaneto (sp?) would be his type.
Ecstatic
12-10-2009, 01:10 AM
Reminds me of the old TV commercial, "How many cookies did Andrew eat? Andrew ate 8000" (from back in the days when city phone prefixes were represented by names, as ANdrew8-8000).

So...8000?

Wait are we asking how much carpet Tiger laid? :lol:

I'll vote PEnnsylvania six five oh-oh-oh. :D

Really, I don't give a rodent's heiny how many holes in one he's gotten. It's pretty clear that he's already had enough penalty strokes as it is.
LOL, I just knew you were going to get this reference and was waiting for your reply! ;)
Hondarobotic
12-10-2009, 01:35 AM
on the sly

Doesn't sound he did the important ones on the sly at all. Not only having numbers on his phone, but texting with them, it turns out. He wanted to get caught, no question at this point.

I say good for him. Let his wife run off to Sweden, he'll still be one of the greatest golfers in the history of the game.

So he's got that going for him, which is nice. . .
BeardedOne
12-10-2009, 02:54 AM
LOL, I just knew you were going to get this reference and was waiting for your reply! :wink:

Have I ever let you down? ;)
cockgobbler
12-10-2009, 04:10 AM
Are we takling lifetime, or just since he married Elin?

He announced he no longer wants to be called Tiger woods.

From now on, he wants to be called Cheetah Woods.
vman2375
12-10-2009, 04:25 AM
IF THERE WAS ONE BLACK ONE, SHE WOULD BE VERY EXCLUSIVE!!
Lick UR Lovely
12-12-2009, 08:22 AM
Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton are bashing Tiger Woods because he only cheated with white women..WTF?

Just proves that white women have better pussy then black chicks! :D
phobun
12-12-2009, 01:06 PM
Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton are bashing Tiger Woods because he only cheated with white women..WTF?

Just proves that white women have better pussy then black chicks! :D
That's not as funny as it seems to you. Stop the stupid racial stuff.