Guess the Movie Line

[Cubpocalypse]

Resevoir Dogs

I think, sounds like the Buscemi rant at the beginning of the movie. OK, here's one before I leave for a few hours :

I see dead people.

No hint necessary.

[rockabilly]

The Sixth Sense

[rockabilly]

" What about that time i found you naked w/ a bowl of jello ... I was hot and hungry. "

Early Val Kilmer movie.

[eclipsemint]

Was it Top Secret?

That was on foxtel two days ago and I noticed a very young Val Kilmer in that.

[rockabilly]

No , This one is set at college.

[eclipsemint]

No , This one is set at college.

Meesa give up!

Jar Jar Binks: Where wesa goin?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Don't worry. The Force will guide us.
Jar Jar Binks: Ohh, maxi big da Force. Well dat smells stinkowiff.

We need a big clue, please, sir?

[rockabilly]

Hmmm they built a laser ... filled their professor's house w/ popcorn. They kept being a genius real.

[rockabilly]

Hmmm they built a laser ... filled their professor's house w/ popcorn. They kept being a genius real.

[eclipsemint]

It's possible I've never seen this movie. There must be one or two of them out there!

I capitulate.

[rockabilly]

Ok ... it was ... "Real Genius"

[eclipsemint]

Oh yes. Right!

Never seen it. Is it good? I might see if the DVD store has it and borrow it.

OK, be kind rewind...give us another one, Rock?

[rockabilly]

" Who wants a moustache ride? "

Comedy about Vermont State Troopers

By the Broken Lizard troupe.

[SmithXXX]

Super Troopers - GREAT MOVIE!

Ok Here's a good one:

"I get paid to be suspicious when there's nothing to be suspicious about"

If anybody needs a clue let me know...

[rockabilly]

Carry on peeps ... gotta go to work. Later :D

[eclipsemint]

Super Troopers??

[SmithXXX]

Super Troopers - GREAT MOVIE!

Ok Here's a good one:

"I get paid to be suspicious when there's nothing to be suspicious about"

If anybody needs a clue let me know...

[Inigo_Montoya]

The Firm.

And what is with all these HINTS?!

seriously you guys, you're making it waaay too easy. I only wish I was here so I could have guessed the Real Genius line.

okay, so:

"...Consider that a divorce."

[eclipsemint]

Go Arnie!

Total Recall

"Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that? "

[eclipsemint]

Another clue, same movie:

"Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous. "

[eclipsemint]

No takers, yet?

OK, another clue, and this one gives it away...

"Where's the chocolate? "

[Inigo_Montoya]

sorry, I just got back from a massive shit.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.


"...the uh...stuff that dreams are made of..."

[eclipsemint]

You had to go the Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to take a shit?

I've seen that movie three times, (The Maltese Falcon), and I still don't quite follow it. Or was it Casablanca? Now, I'm not sure.

Humphrey Bogart?

[Inigo_Montoya]

No, you're right, it was Maltese Falcon.

your turn.

BTW, is that a Bangles lyric at the bottom of your post?

[eclipsemint]

Correcto.

I got disillusioned when I found out Ashley has never had a boyfriend and is not interested either. I searched for the words Angels don't fall in love and came upon that song.

It says exactly how I feel.

My turn, an easy one, since I might have to go soon,

"There's no crying in baseball!"

[Inigo_Montoya]

you're right.

Tom Hanks, League of Their Own.

C'mon man, challenge me!

"...Bull-Dykes can get pregnant."

[eclipsemint]

I love that movie. We're on the same wavelength.

The Aquatic Life with Steve Zissou.

Since we're on Bill Murray movies...

"The most terrifying day of your life is the day the first one is born. "

[eclipsemint]

Another hint...

If you can tell me the last thing that Bill says to his co-star, I'll give you ten bucks.

[eclipsemint]

Another hint:

"Look slowly, with feeling, at the camera, and say it gently - say it as if you were speaking to an old friend. Just like Bogie in Casablanca, "Here's looking at you, kid" - Suntory time."

[Inigo_Montoya]

Sorry, I had gone to bed.

I believe you're quoting Lost in Translation, as for the line at the end, as far as I know, nobody knows what he whispers into her ear. It's just like the name Sebastian calls out in the wild storm at the end of Neverending Story - There are many different variations.
One possible version is: "When John is waiting on the next business trip... go up to that man, and tell him the truth. Okay?"

here's a vid I even found a while ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgkZHHKSYzQ

[Inigo_Montoya]

my turn...

"Look, man; I've had a really rough day and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!"


I'm off to work.

[eclipsemint]

The Big Lebowski, one of the movies in my dvd collection.

So, my go....I'm a big Jennifer fan so...

Spoken by Jennifer Connelly in a science fiction movie:

"That's just what my husband once said to me on this very spot."

[rockabilly]

Dark City



"Would you say i have a plethora of pinatas ?"
Comedy w/ Steve Martin and 2 other guys.

[Inigo_Montoya]

Three Amigos.


"...Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism..."

[littlenookie]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Another classic movie

"See this scar right here - Mary Ann Moffit....she broke my heart, ha ha!!"

[LTR_Seeker]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Another classic movie

"See this scar right here - Mary Ann Moffit....she broke my heart, ha ha!!".......................... Jaws When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

[envivision]

When in doubt, always fuck.
.

[littlenookie]

LTR - how about another clue? I don't think anyone is getting this

[littlenookie]

Ok we're moving on, here's another classic:

"You mind if we dance wiff yoor dates?"

[EZWind]

[quote=littlenookie]Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Another classic movie
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

Dirty Harry

Can't swim...are you crazy? Hell, the fall'll probly kill us

[rockabilly]

Animal House :D



"Why are we wearing bras on our heads? It's ceremonial."

Clue - 80's teen movie

[EZWind]

Ok we're moving on, here's another classic:

"You mind if we dance wiff yoor dates?"


Otis! My man! Animal House...one of my all-time favs

how bout this one...
Q: What makes you such a wonderful lover?
A: I practice a lot when I'm alone

[EZWind]

Animal House :D



"Why are we wearing bras on our heads? It's ceremonial."

Clue - 80's teen movie

Whatever happened to her...Kelly LeBrock was it? A stone Fox
Weird Science

Killin' Generals could get to be a habit with me

[littlenookie]

EZWind - give me another hint....I know this one

[EZWind]

EZWind - give me another hint....I know this one

Killin' Generals could get to be a habit with me....also in the movie, from TV...a big cowboy and a bald cop...and an NFL running back


Can't swim...are you crazy? Hell, the fall'll probly kill us
First Harvey and I gotta go over the rules.
Rules!? In a knife fight?


Q: What makes you such a wonderful lover?
A: I practice a lot when I'm alone....this guy really loves NYC

[littlenookie]

The Dirty Dozen!!! Damn I love that movie, so many classic lines

"I say we drink the wine, eat the dogs and use the paper for musket wadding"

[EZWind]

The Dirty Dozen!!! Damn I love that movie, so many classic lines

"I say we drink the wine, eat the dogs and use the paper for musket wadding"

you got it

now I might need a clue...The Patriot w/ Mel Gibson?

[littlenookie]

Correct you are :)

[rockabilly]

"Good news is your dates are here , the bad news is they're dead."

Movie about alien zombifying slugs.

[unctrld1]

"Good news is your dates are here , the bad news is they're dead."

Movie about alien zombifying slugs.

Night of the Creeps.

"I feel sorry for your mother" - (hint) > >said with a Korean accent

[littlenookie]

need another clue

[rockabilly]

Yes please.

[littlenookie]

unctrld1 we need another clue please

[littlenookie]

alright folks we're moving on...

"So what are you saying.....I can dodge bullets?"
"What I'm saying is when the times comes.....you won't have to."

[CindySin]

the matrix

[CindySin]

"unless I am wrong and I am never wrong they are headed dead into the fireswamp."

[baileyandkc]

Princess Bride

How about " That's my other dog impersonation" or " there you go Moriarty, sending out those negative waves again "

[CindySin]

Kelly's Heroes

funny I just saw that movie for the first time the other day.


how about

"I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes!"

[rockabilly]

Family Vacation



"You shall not PASS!!"

[CindySin]

not a lot to work from but
I am going to guess
Monty Python: Quest for the Holy Grail

no wait
I want to change my answer
Lord of the Rings
Gandolf I believe

[rockabilly]

Yes , your turn again.

[littlenookie]

Hey I got one

"0.2.........Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."

[CindySin]

ANIMAL HOUSE

try this

"Sir, what we have here is what we call a non-repeating phantasm, or a class-5 free roaming vapor, real nasty one too. "

[rockabilly]

Ghostbusters



" I am serious , and don't call me Shirley."

[CindySin]

airplane

how about this brief dialogue

Cow.
'Nother cow.
Actually I think that was the same one.

[rockabilly]

Twister




" We all go a little mad sometimes. "

[baileyandkc]

Twister

How about " Oh, I'm not here with them..I've got a pig in competition at the livestock barn and I am gonna win that blue ribbon " !

[GullyFoyle]

Twister




" We all go a little mad sometimes. "

Well, it's from both Scream and Psycho.

Since I don't know Bailey's, I'll go right on to mine from one of my favorite golf movies:

"The price is wrong, bitch!"

[rockabilly]

Happy Gilmore


"My grandma drank all my pot."

[raybbaby]

grandma's boy.

[rockabilly]

Yes , your turn Ray.

[Beagle]

"Sure, just cut em up like regular chickens."

[rockabilly]

Poultrygeist - Night of the Chicken Dead?

[speedstick112]

Eraserhead, pass or fail.

[Beagle]

you pass

[littlenookie]

"baileyandkc" Wrote

How about " Oh, I'm not here with them..I've got a pig in competition at the livestock barn and I am gonna win that blue ribbon "

This was from "That Thing You Do" - here's mine:

"Oh cut the bleeding hard-crap will ya. We've all got our switches, lights and nobs to deal with."

[GullyFoyle]

Airplane II



These quotes can apply to so many people here :

"You think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?"

"Apes don't read philosophy."

"Yes, they do. They just don't understand it."

[littlenookie]

Is this "Planet of the Apes"??

I'll move us on just in case:

"Bring us a pitcher of beer every 7 minutes till somebody passes out....then bring one every 10 minutes."

[ncc-1701]

Back to school?


Here is an easy one xD

"KHHHHAAAAAAAAN!"

[GullyFoyle]

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan


Since littlenookie was absolutely wrong, I'll re-post it. Think monty python actors.

These quotes can apply to so many people here :

"You think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?"

"Apes don't read philosophy."

"Yes, they do. They just don't understand it."

[rockabilly]

Is it a Fish called Wanda?

[GullyFoyle]

Correctamundo

[rockabilly]

Cool

"Can you blow me where the pampers is?"
"Uh .... (whimpers) .... huh?"
"CAN YOU SHOW ME WHERE THE CAMPUS IS?"
(Points to the left)

Clue - A comedy set on a college campus starring a young Jon Favereu and Parliament.

[littlenookie]

PCU????? Is that right?

"When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, dump it IN THE MARSH. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Friday to get a blowjob!!"

[rockabilly]

Yeah PCU.

[CindySin]

PCU????? Is that right?

"When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, dump it IN THE MARSH. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Friday to get a blowjob!!"

THE DEPARTED

How about
"An elegant weapon for a more civilized age"

[rockabilly]

Star Wars - A New Hope


" Careful , This is the part when the supposed dead killer comes back to life for one last scare."

[rocklob]

Scream?

[SexyCollegeGuy88]

"Can I have your John Hancock?"
"Haha, John Hancock... It's Herby Hancock"

[rockabilly]

Yeah it was Scream.

And i think that quote was from "Tommy Boy".

" He tried to screw me someplace very uncomfortable once.
What , like the back of a Volkswagon? "

[Inigo_Montoya]

Mall Rats



"Cute name - it's catchy. Nice plant. It's BIG!"

[rockabilly]

Little Shop of Horrors


" Give me the bat Wendy! "

[Inigo_Montoya]

The Shining.

okay, here's a good one:

-"That's Four-Four times!"
-"That'll drain the power out of anything!"

[rockabilly]

Young Einstein


" But these go to 11."

[Inigo_Montoya]

This is Spinal Tap


"Yeah, well...you see this one? This one was mine, this was MY dream; and now I'm taking it back, I'm taking them all back!"

[rockabilly]

The Goonies


"Damn it Janet , I love you."

[rockabilly]

The Goonies


"Damn it Janet , I love you."

[Inigo_Montoya]

Rocky Horror Picture Show


This is too easy because we keep doing classics.

"...I'm laughing at the 'Superior Intellect'."

[littlenookie]

No one has gotten this one, we need another clue or I'm moving us along.

[Clind]

ok,ok i m putting a new one :!:

So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags?
He's my son.
Yeah, how's that happen? You don't look Japanese.
Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
Oh, ooh, well excuse me all to hell.

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

[chrisraid3]

From dusk till dawn

Who are you?

Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.

[rockabilly]

Is it V for Vendetta?

[Clind]

nope ..i m giving a clue?

[chrisraid3]

Is it V for Vendetta?

(yes it is, and as you can tell we are all borde)

[Clind]

no its not v for vendetta

[rockabilly]

"I love my dead gay son."

(Holiday blues .... oh and Clind Chris guessed From Dusk till Dawn.)

[Clind]

yeap :)

[chrisraid3]

(i think he missed that one but oh well)

[Clind]

i m sorry guys the replies was so quick that i missed it

[chrisraid3]

its cool cind

[rockabilly]

It's on fire today , lol stuck home w/ a cold.

A clue to " I love my dead gay son" it starred Winona Ryder and Christian Slater.

[Clind]

fuck ... i dont know that movie i think

[rockabilly]

It was "Heathers" pretty good movie.

uh ... " Just like shooting Wamp Rats back home. "

Story set in a galaxy far away and long ago.

[Azanti]

Star Wars - A new hope. Death Star attack briefing scene.

[Clind]

Dune?

[rockabilly]

Star Wars - A new hope. Death Star attack briefing scene.

ding ding You are correct , your turn.

[Azanti]

oh and btw - laughing at the superior intellect, comes from Star Trek II Wrath Of Khan

[littlenookie]

Ok here's one:

"Hope....it is the quintessential human illusion, simultaniously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness."

[pndme1]

The second matrix.

[Azanti]

It's my turn dude....

So here you go...

'If you walk through the door now, your walking into a world of trouble and there's no turning back..'

[littlenookie]

The Untouchables - great line, great movie!!

"Well maybe we should tell that to Rainman because he practically bankrupted a Casino and he was a retard."

[Beagle]

...every living thing wants to kill you and eat your eyes for Jujubees.

[littlenookie]

I'll give you another clue to mine:

"Let's go handsome....whoa, not you fat Jesus, slide it on back."

[J_178169]

The Hangover?

[littlenookie]

That is correct - your turn now

[J_178169]

Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?!

[rockabilly]

Is that your quote or a statement about the game? lol

[J_178169]

Thats a quote

[chrisraid3]

ugh got me on that one, clue?

[J_178169]

"Mark it Zero!" "You think I'm fuckin around here, mark it zero!"

[rockabilly]

The Big Lebowski

[rockabilly]

" We need a bigger boat. "

[chrisraid3]

" We need a bigger boat. "ugh i know that one too, its on the tip of my tongue and i cant get it out damnit

[rockabilly]

That's what she said! lol

It's about a large white aquatic maneater.

[chrisraid3]

Jaws!!!!!

[rockabilly]

Yeah , your turn.

[chrisraid3]

Certainty of death, *small* chance of success... What are we waiting for?

[J_178169]

Lord of the Rings...Return of the King I think.

[J_178169]

It reminds me of my favorite poem, which is, "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!"

[rockabilly]

Ok let's reboot this thread for the new board.

" CAN YOU DIG IT ! "

[rameses2]

"Warriors! Come out to PPLLAAAYYY-EEE-AAAYYY!" The Warriors. How about this, I'm watching it right now: "THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!"

[eclipsemint]

kung pow enter the fist

"There was this guy, and he was always requesting shows that had already played. Yes. No. You have to tell her before. He couldn't quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn't make it be yesterday. She couldn't turn back time, thank you, Einstein! Now, *he* was nuts! *He* was a fruitcake, Jim! "

[littlenookie]

It seems like our thread was broken up so I'll start us off again.

Eclipsemint's was from Twelve Monkeys

"He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way!!!"

[GullyFoyle]

It seems like our thread was broken up so I'll start us off again.

Eclipsemint's was from Twelve Monkeys

"He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way!!!"

The Untouchables

"Here's the thing: If you sit down at a table for a half hour and you can't find the sucker, you are the sucker."

[Silcc69]

Well, I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river, and I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! Now, who wants to go home... and who wants to go with me?

[J_178169]

The Untouchables

"Here's the thing: If you sit down at a table for a half hour and you can't find the sucker, you are the sucker."

Rounders

"I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?"

[GullyFoyle]

Rounders

"I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?"

Snatch

"Here's to the Sunshine State."
"Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A."

[tovosan]

"Here's to the Sunshine State."
"Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A."

Slapshot



'Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'

[Spanishgirillover]

"Here's to the Sunshine State."
"Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A."

Slapshot



'Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'

Annie Hall



"I feel lick a little worm on a big fucking hook"

[rockabilly]

The Crow

" I want that baby , Give me that baby you warthog from hell !!! "

[baileyandkc]

is that Ghostbusters 2?

[rockabilly]

No , It's from a Coen Brothers film.

[GullyFoyle]

No , It's from a Coen Brothers film.

Raising Arizona

"I know the idea seems strange, but I also know that it happens to be true. And, so it was, a wristwatch saved Harold Crick."

[bte]

Stranger than Fiction

"I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead."

[J_178169]

Another Coen Brothers....The Big Lebowski

I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man.

[GullyFoyle]

Swingers

"Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush."

[Jericho]

L.A. Confidential.

"Well, the Pope may be French, but Jesus is English! You're on!"

[littlenookie]

A Knight's Tale

"What the Fuck are you even doing here?"
"Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir!!"

[tovosan]

A Knight's Tale

"What the Fuck are you even doing here?"
"Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir!!"

Jarhead


'You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villian.'

[GullyFoyle]

Jarhead


'You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villian.'

The Dark Knight

"Apes don't read philosophy."
"Yes, they do. They just don't understand it."

[Spanishgirillover]

A Fish Called Wanda

"I've never seen so many men wasted so badly"

[tovosan]

A Fish Called Wanda

"I've never seen so many men wasted so badly"

'The Good, The Bad And The Ugly'


'Our great mother does not take sides Jack. She protects the balance of life.'

[Spanishgirillover]

Avatar

Hi, Big Brother, how's your ass?

[littlenookie]

The Omega Man

"I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized he led his men into a slaughter?"
"Sir, Custer was a pussy....you ain't!!"

[tovosan]

The Omega Man

"I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized he led his men into a slaughter?"
"Sir, Custer was a pussy....you ain't!!"

We Were Soldiers


'Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.'

[littlenookie]

While You Were Sleeping? Is that right?

"Perhaps your brother can comfort them. I hear his very good at charming other man's wives."

[tovosan]

While You Were Sleeping? Is that right?

"Perhaps your brother can comfort them. I hear his very good at charming other man's wives."

Woody Allen....

'Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)''

Troy...Hector's line

New quote below:

'I Love you.'
'Ditto'

[HbgDon]

Ghost


"Great. Let me get this down. 100 million... Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing, skin the fucking bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the mean time and as usual, go fuck yourself. "

[GullyFoyle]

Ghost


"Great. Let me get this down. 100 million... Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing, skin the fucking bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the mean time and as usual, go fuck yourself. "

I can't believe nobody remembered Tom Cruise's best performance ever : Tropic Thunder

The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town. I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one damn more minute wondering how I've gotten so lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell.

[jaydubb]

Sin City

"My names Rod, I like to party."

[littlenookie]

Hot Rod

"Ready your breakfast and eat hearty. For tonight we dine in HELL!!"

[rockabilly]

300

" That cold you feel aint the weather , it's death. "

[rorschach]

30 Days of Night

"Oh shit, I shot Marvin in the face."

[littlenookie]

Pulp Fiction

"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut bitch!!"

[rockabilly]

X-Men - The Last Stand

" No longer will our penises remain flacid and unused ! We will get laid ! "

[bellamy]

Dumbass American Pie

[bellamy]

Oh sorry next quote.

"I know. I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men."

[littlenookie]

Braveheart

"The amazing stuff about this is you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bajesus belt that night."

[GullyFoyle]

Caddyshack

Next quote :

"I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips."
"You'll get nothing and like it!"

[eclipsemint]

Isn't that still Caddyshack??

"I was petting my walrus all morning and I was thinking of you the whole time."

"Okay, pervert. I think that you should leave."

[littlenookie]

50 First Dates.........and yes GullyFoyle's quote was from Caddyshack too.

"Now a question of etiquette, as I pass do I give you the ass or the crotch."

[tovosan]

50 First Dates.........and yes GullyFoyle's quote was from Caddyshack too.

"Now a question of etiquette, as I pass do I give you the ass or the crotch."

Tyler Durden in 'Fight Club'


"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

[J_178169]

Ace Ventura Pet Detective

1,2,3,4,5. Thats amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage.

[JerseyMike]

Spaceballs

I love the Power Glove. It's so Bad.

[rockabilly]

The Wizard

" We pillaged the village then raped the horses and rode off on the women."

[littlenookie]

The Three Amigos

"You don't wanna touch my right foot. I got wicked bad frostbite when I was in the scouts. Pretty messed up huh?
The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever."

[kaientai]

Mr Deeds


"Want some sugar with that? No thanks I am sweet enough"

[partlycloudy]

"Want some sugar with that? No thanks I am sweet enough"
snatch....

[tovosan]

snatch....


Franky "Four-Fingers"


'Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing!'

[Jericho]

Austin Powers, the spy who shagged me.

Stop fuckiing whinning, Earl!

[littlenookie]

Mr Brooks

"You need to know what it feels like to drown in order to avoid panic and perhaps gain those few seconds that just might save your life. That tendency towards premature panic is what makes this such an effective interrogation technique."

[princevince89]

G.I. Jane (just watched it on netflix, terrible)

"Ah Ah Ahhh, You didn't say the magic worrd, Ah Ah Ah, Ah Ah Ah, Ah Ah Ah"

[jaydubb]

Jurassic Park

"Never sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire!"

[GullyFoyle]

Hot Rod

"Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
I don't listen to hip-hop!"

[bellamy]

South Park.....

"Oswald was a fag"

[tovosan]

The Usual Suspects



'Life's a bitch. Now so am I.'

[rameses2]

The Usual Suspects



Ha,ha! I was just watching that on Sunday! That was the best line in the movie!

[littlenookie]

Batman Returns

"Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips."

[GullyFoyle]

The Blues Brothers

"Now let's kill that fucking band!"

if that's too obscure, here's another line :

"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"

[crankypants007]

(couldn't resist)

From Dusk 'Til Dawn.

Here's another:

"Sky Blue Ice Dawn"

[crankypants007]

That was BrickTop, I think (to Errol, the henchman)


Franky "Four-Fingers"



'Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing!'

[littlenookie]

Austin Powers

"We can't run away and if we stay here we can't shoot so let's fix bayonets."

[baileyandkc]

Gettysburg ( I have his autograph on a check/Chamberlain)

How about " sprechen ze deutsch? Maybe just a little? Cause you're kaput Price! "

[littlenookie]

Stalag 17??? Is that right???

If it is here's mine:

"I'm a cartoonist. I do the background color for the Sunday edition of Garfield."
"And I love your work, but here's what we do. We're dangerous, quasi-criminal, take-no-shit Vegas types."

[baileyandkc]

That was right!

[littlenookie]

Follow up to mine.

"The point is I will hang you, cut your balls off and put them in your watch pocket. But not without a lot of Jewish guilt."

[ghostmonkey22]

Lucky # Slevin?

[Helvis2012]

That sounds like "The Pope of Greenwich Village."

[littlenookie]

Nope. one more from the same movie and if nobody gets it I'll pick another one.

"The last single man gets a thousand bucks from the rest of you other suckwads that end up getting married."

[littlenookie]

Ok no one seems to get it - it's from Tomcats - Jerry O'Connell & Jake Busey. here's another one:

"Wow, jeeze look here. You know we're always fascinated when we find leg irons with no legs in them."

[rockabilly]

The Fugitive

" I need you like i need an asshole on my elbow , an asshole right here! (shoves elbow an inch from James Vanderbeek's eye)

[baileyandkc]

Varsity Blues ?

If so, how about " What did the Princess have to say about the Common Market? Well, she thought there would be 2 effects, the direct and the indirect. Naturally, she thought the direct would have more of an impact than the indirect"

[rockabilly]

No not Varsity Blues.

[princevince89]

boooo, way to halt the thread with an ungoogleable quote

[rockabilly]

Just look up James Vanderbeek on imdb.

It's a movie based on a book by Bret Easton Ellis , James plays Sean Bateman the younger brother of Patrick Bateman.

[rockabilly]

Ok ... The movie was " The Rules of Attraction" .

Guess this quote
" I feel the need , the need for speed. "

[partlycloudy]

top gun?.......

[rockabilly]

Yes , Top Gun is correct.

Not to be confused w/ "Top Hung" the porn version.

[rameses2]

'Ow about this: "You is talkin' loco, and I like it!"

[littlenookie]

Zoolander

"You bob for apples in the toilet....and you like it."
"You play ball like a GIRL!!!!!"

[baileyandkc]

The Sandlot

" Hey Joe, how about this one, Barber cuts in "

" no, no, I've got the one for the entire photo spread. Crowned Heads! "

[zookeeper]

Boogie Nights?

[littlenookie]

can you give us another clue, don't think anyone is getting this.

[littlenookie]

ok I'm moving us on

"Look at the size of that boy's head!!! I'm not kidding it's like an orange on a toothpick!!!"

[GullyFoyle]

So I Married an Axe Murderer

"Arthur Herk. He was one of the few Floridians who was NOT confused when he voted for Pat Buchanan."