Holy Christ - Comedy Gold.

[jamiecoxxdotcom]

Read this exchange I just had over the yahoo messenger!

tovarishmark: hello are u here?
James French: Hello, how may I help you?
tovarishmark: I found u on the hungdevils forum now
tovarishmark: im Mark,22 years old from israel,but im russian
tovarishmark: can we talk?
James French: I have a few minutes, what's up?
tovarishmark: everything ok
tovarishmark: can u add me?
mark hemel has signed back in. (8/22/2009 12:33 PM)

mark hemel: whats up with u?
mark hemel: whats ur name?
James French: What's my name? Really?
mark hemel: yes
James French: ... I thought you said you saw me on Hungdevils... my name hasn't changed...
mark hemel: jamie?
James French: Uh, yeah. Why would you think I had a different name?
mark hemel: i just asked,i dont know
mark hemel: do u have skype?
James French: I don't even know what that is.
mark hemel: its a chat program,what do u like to talk about?
James French: I don't just randomly talk to people about things... I'm just not that type of person, but you contacted me so I figured you had something on your mind.
mark hemel: i like shemales
mark hemel: because of that i entered that site and saw many people,and u too
James French: Ok...
mark hemel: and u are beautiful,how did u become so beautiful?
James French: I went to the store and picked up a beautiful starters kit and just kind of went from there... seriously, that's like asking how I became so American.
mark hemel: yes...
James French: Thanks for the compliment all the same.
mark hemel: are all the famous shemales on the hungdevils forum are real?
mark hemel: because I wrote a private message to Joanna Jet and she didnt answer...
James French: No, they are generated by a team of fetish bioengineers who specifically design sexbots to generate income for the worlds leading niche porn conglomirates.
mark hemel: are u serious?
James French: Just like me. Sputtering, whiring and crunching consumer data as we type.
mark hemel: so u arent real too?
James French: 01001001001001110110110100100000011000010010000001 11001001101111011000100110111101110100000011010000 1010
mark hemel: what is it?binarry system?
James French: Sorry, I forgot not everyone speaks binary.
mark hemel: so u are not jamie and u are not jamie and u dont have blonde hair ?
James French: That's a bug in my code... my english translation unit malfunctions from time to time.
James French: I have the abiltiy to change hair color at a moments notice. I'm an upgrded model from the Jamie bot beta model.
mark hemel: and u are not a shemale?
James French: Nope, in reality there are no shemales, just robots sent from the future from the worlds leading laboratories.
mark hemel: its not funny now,i asked u seriously if u didnt understand...dont forget that im not american so u can talk with me more simply
James French: I seriously want you to know that we are robots designed for man pleasure.
mark hemel: not robots
mark hemel: that u are designed for men pleasure?who?
James French: If we aren't robots from the future then how do you explain how you have never seen one of us in real life?
mark hemel: because i dont live in usa...i cant notice shemales when they are in clothes
James French: We do have invisability fields that we generate by default once we are naked. Most 'shemales' are naked.
mark hemel: and why robots from the future???who knows what will be in the future?
James French: Shemales know, of course!
mark hemel: yes they know what will be after 10 minutes
James French: Measuring time in deca units is just part of our programming
mark hemel: but all the best shemales are in europe,but i havent meet them
mark hemel: i see u know programming,do u know c#?
James French: I know C++++++. Also, BASIC version Gamma.
mark hemel: very talanted
mark hemel: who taught u programming?when did u start to learn it?
James French: My Chronosfield is begining to elipse. I must halt all communications in order to mount my regeneration pod in an effort to refuel my power cells.
James French: Have a wonderful daymotron.
mark hemel: are u online many times?
James French: 11 times.
mark hemel: lol
mark hemel: what??????/
mark hemel: how many times a week?
James French: 17.
James French: and a half.
mark hemel: do u have pics?
James French: www.jamiecoxx.com
James French: end transmission.

[rockabilly]

:what :what :crazy

Wow ... The future's so bright ...

[jamiecoxxdotcom]

...really, you gotta wear shades.

[bwb4ever]

Thanks for the laugh, that was good.

[rockabilly]

Things are goin great ... you should have given him a link to the real doll website ... he could order a Jamie SM-101

[jamiecoxxdotcom]

If they didn't have a policy against fashioning dolls after real people I'd have them make one for me on days when I just feel like taking a break... the replace-o-bot 9000.

[rockabilly]

... does it have kung-fu grip ? lol

[CaptainGeech]

lol :lol:

[Faldur]

I knew it!

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/robots-kill-human-sex-chicks.jpg

[shemale-411]

Guys will hit on most anything. I use this avatar on the Myspace page for my website. It just kind of evolved into my logo for lack of a better word. It's a Second Life avatar, and it gave me something to put in those little boxes on the upper left hand side etc. But gawd, the amount of guys who just full on hit on it. I mean it's hot, I like it and everything, but it's a toon. If I wasnt a guy controlled by his dick I would say all guys are controlled by their dicks, lol

[jamiecoxxdotcom]

I didn't mind that he was hitting on me... being in porn you have to expect it, at least online where people tend to throw common courtesy out the window - my avatar is a picture of me from my website taken approx a year ago... on Hungdevils, (where he apparently saw me) my avatar is a little different - blond in a red vinyl cat suit - but still 100% me. What was strange was that he seamed to be following me with the ridiculous notion of tranny robots... I just couldn't let up, it was so awesome that he wasn't catching the sarcasm.

[rockabilly]

Somewhere in Tokyo a team of scientists and engineers are finishing the TS-BOT ... the TS-TOP malfunctioned and poor Koji still walks funny. :lol:

[Ecstatic]

Well if the Terminator is accurate, you must've arrived totally naked in a blazing ball of light...that must've been a sight....

Love the "I forgot not everyone speaks binary"!!

[CaptainGeech]

lol. Those robots would sell incredibly well most likely. Hell, they might even be cheaper than having a night with some of the more popular ladies here (Jennifer Paris). Bonus! :peanutbutter

[jamiecoxxdotcom]

I pulled up the binary to english website and spelled out "I am a robot" - I didn't want to fake it, taking the time to do that in between sentences made it so much more fun for some reason...

[rockabilly]

Jamie what button turns you "on" ... damn instructions are binary , and your stuck in spanish mode like Lopez ... call me papi. :lol:

[jamiecoxxdotcom]

It's the button that says "on" it very easy to see... it's right next to where the nachos come out.

[CaptainGeech]

DAMN! Sex robot and nacho dispenser?!?! It just doesn't get much better than that :crazy :crazy :crazy

[rockabilly]

Ahh ok so i just push the hole ... uh-oh.

[jamiecoxxdotcom]

Yeah I'mma Nachanator Version Cuatro Point Dos.

[rockabilly]

Muy Calinte!! Fuego!!

[Quiet Reflections]

a beautiful starters kit. lol