TomSelis
10-20-2005, 12:56 PM
I got the new Maxim in the mail yesterday, they had a funny article about women. Post some things every man should know about women.
100) Girls enjoy having something wrong, like a headache, cramping or something.
99) Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them.
98) Women always want to believe what you're saying is true.
97) What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.
96) Never trust the women who gives you the best blow job you've ever had.
95) Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.
94) If you have something to hide, she'll find it.
93) Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you'll be "friended"
92) They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's going to pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot of sense.
91) When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.
90) Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you'll see it more often.
Keep it going fellas!!!!
100) Girls enjoy having something wrong, like a headache, cramping or something.
99) Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them.
98) Women always want to believe what you're saying is true.
97) What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.
96) Never trust the women who gives you the best blow job you've ever had.
95) Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.
94) If you have something to hide, she'll find it.
93) Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you'll be "friended"
92) They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's going to pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot of sense.
91) When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.
90) Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you'll see it more often.
Keep it going fellas!!!!