what was the nastiest thing u ever experience sexually?

[Nassau]

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[Dino Velvet]

An old girlfriend and me were having sex when she was riding the cotton pony. She pulled that gooey plum out of her snatch and let me have at it. I had a pillow under her to prop her ass up. After I squeezed my custard off inside her I pulled out. All kind of hot cum and blood oozed out of her and onto the pillow. Kinda looked like strawberry shortcake but smelled like the worst shrimp curry ever. I gave that pillow to the cat. He liked it.

http://gag-on-it.com/bloodytampon1.JPG

[LibertyHarkness]

i vomited once having sex :) wasnt my fault I was very drunk and i think the bashing my guts was getting just made me call for huey

[CaptainGeech]

I once caught a glimpse of myself in a mirror.

[Willie Escalade]

Fucking the shit out of a girl...literally.

[Nassau]

Fucking the shit out of a girl...literally.

That happen 2 me 2
when I fucking sum gurl and when I was about 2 cum I pullout look at the condom(it was a red condom) that was stained brown I was thinking 2 myself damn!

[fred41]

Fucking the shit out of a girl...literally.

That happen 2 me 2
when I fucking sum gurl and when I was about 2 cum I pullout look at the condom(it was a red condom) that was stained brown I was thinking 2 myself damn!

Yup..BTDT

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[Dino Velvet]

Fucking the shit out of a girl...literally.

Nice!

[trish]

This guy was plowing into me like there was no tomorrow. I could’ve sworn he was a virgin by the combination of his timidity, bluster and non-existent set of skills. Nevertheless I was screaming like a banshee, blown away by the enthusiasm of his convulsive climax. As you might’ve surmised, that wasn’t the nasty part. He then peers into my eyes and immediately starts to sob. Between sobs and a quivering lower lip he mumbled that he loved me, our love was forbidden, we’re going to hell, we can never do this again, we gotta get right with god, I’m a faggot, he’s a faggot, he’s not a faggot, he hates me, god hates me, he’s sorry, he’s not sorry, I should have my pecker cut off etc. etc. etc. It was an violent jet of projectile guilt that left me dripping in his rancid bible puke. I submit: the nastiest sex is projectile-guilt-puke sex.

[Dirky]

This guy was plowing into me like there was no tomorrow. I could’ve sworn he was a virgin by the combination of his timidity, bluster and non-existent set of skills. Nevertheless I was screaming like a banshee, blown away by the enthusiasm of his convulsive climax. As you might’ve surmised, that wasn’t the nasty part. He then peers into my eyes and immediately starts to sob. Between sobs and a quivering lower lip he mumbled that he loved me, our love was forbidden, we’re going to hell, we can never do this again, we gotta get right with god, I’m a faggot, he’s a faggot, he’s not a faggot, he hates me, god hates me, he’s sorry, he’s not sorry, I should have my pecker cut off etc. etc. etc. It was an violent jet of projectile guilt that left me dripping in his rancid bible puke. I submit: the nastiest sex is projectile-guilt-puke sex.

Further proof that being in bed with trish is a religious experience.

[trish]

Further proof that being in bed with trish is a religious experience.

So I've been told. :D Thank you, Dirky...got religion? :wink:

[rockabilly]

But if your on your knees in front of Trish , your not gettin a communion wafer on your tongue. ;) When does the service start ?

[Dirky]

Further proof that being in bed with trish is a religious experience.

So I've been told. :D Thank you, Dirky...got religion? :wink:

I'm the second cumming, baby!

[trish]

Submit, for my Eucharist is the cumming and the glory, for ever and ever until the end of climax.

[rockabilly]

Behold i am the Res-ERECTION.

[Dirky]

Submit, for my Eucharist is the cumming and the glory, for ever and ever until the end of climax.

Semen! errr... I mean Amen!

[Helvis2012]

Blowjob in Lucky Chengs bathroom.........the fucking place is gross.

[brent2331]

I was really drunk eating is girl out in a bathroom. Then I threw up and went right back to eating her out.

[Helvis2012]

I was really drunk eating is girl out in a bathroom. Then I threw up and went right back to eating her out.


Don't lie.......you were sucking dick.

[retrozen]

I'm pretty sick and twisted, so there isn't much that can really turn me off in the bedroom. That said, as I recollect my experiences, I can only think of one incident that still gives me plumpit and turns my stomach and it happened 20 years ago.

I was a teenager and went out with this girl, who I thought was VERY attractive. We went back to her place and started fooling around. She laid me down on the bed and began giving me what is still the worst blow job in my history. She had braces on and was knicking my dick every few minutes, which definitely made things worse. Determined to cum, I asked her to get into a 69 position with me. When she did, there was this thick whitish/yellow discharge that was coming out of her vagina. Normally, even with the discharge I'd dive right in but the odor that was emanating was overbearing. My cock went limp in her mouth and I said, I smell a stench. She said, excuse me?? I said, get your pussy out of my face right now, IT REEKS!!! She didn't say one word, she just removed her vagina from my face and kept on sucking.

In the end, I finally did cum. I closed my eyes and thought about the last thing I had jacked off to. It was by far the worst sexual experience ever!!!

When it comes to the bedroom my motto is savor the flavor, but that event has scarred me for 20 years!!!

[dgs925]

I was really drunk eating is girl out in a bathroom. Then I threw up and went right back to eating her out.


Don't lie.......you were sucking dick.

Are you any better? Two posts up you mentioned how some guy sucked your dick in a fast food bathroom.

[phobun]

I was really drunk eating is girl out in a bathroom. Then I threw up and went right back to eating her out.


Don't lie.......you were sucking dick.

Are you any better? Two posts up you mentioned how some guy sucked your dick in a fast food bathroom.
Just because your world revolves around hairy guys sucking you, does not mean the blowjob he received in Lucky Cheng's was from a guy.

[rikdik]

This guy was plowing into me like there was no tomorrow. I could’ve sworn he was a virgin by the combination of his timidity, bluster and non-existent set of skills. Nevertheless I was screaming like a banshee, blown away by the enthusiasm of his convulsive climax. As you might’ve surmised, that wasn’t the nasty part. He then peers into my eyes and immediately starts to sob. Between sobs and a quivering lower lip he mumbled that he loved me, our love was forbidden, we’re going to hell, we can never do this again, we gotta get right with god, I’m a faggot, he’s a faggot, he’s not a faggot, he hates me, god hates me, he’s sorry, he’s not sorry, I should have my pecker cut off etc. etc. etc. It was an violent jet of projectile guilt that left me dripping in his rancid bible puke. I submit: the nastiest sex is projectile-guilt-puke sex.

TRUTH HURTS huh Trish !

[trish]

No, truth doesn't hurt; it was the Holy Lie. And it didn't hurt me; but it obviously hurt this poor boy pretty badly.

[eddymunster90]

An old girlfriend and me were having sex when she was riding the cotton pony. She pulled that gooey plum out of her snatch and let me have at it. I had a pillow under her to prop her ass up. After I squeezed my custard off inside her I pulled out. All kind of hot cum and blood oozed out of her and onto the pillow. Kinda looked like strawberry shortcake but smelled like the worst shrimp curry ever. I gave that pillow to the cat. He liked it.

http://gag-on-it.com/bloodytampon1.JPG


ROFL, That is the best first reply ever.

[cookiepuss]

As a young guy I ate out and fucked this colder chick on the rag. Way later as I woke to take a piss I freaked out to all the dried blood on my dick and crotch. Then I went to the sink and saw my face. I looked like a circus clown.

[Quiet Reflections]

oral and vaginal sex with a girl on her period

[blonde_sweetheart]

I guess this is the only good part about being a virgin..lol

[loren]

i vomited once having sex :) wasnt my fault I was very drunk and i think the bashing my guts was getting just made me call for huey :lol: I've been there before. :lol:

[rockabilly]

i vomited once having sex :) wasnt my fault I was very drunk and i think the bashing my guts was getting just made me call for huey :lol: I've been there before. :lol:

Sorry about that Loren ...but at least i was holding your hair back while doing it. :lol:

[loren]

Sorry about that Loren ...but at least i was holding your hair back while doing it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: