Ask Bella Anything!

[rockabilly]

No worries Bella.


I'll just resume " Dancing w/ myself "
and i'll sweat , sweat , sweat. ;)

[BellaBellucci]

No worries Bella.


I'll just resume " Dancing w/ myself "
and i'll sweat , sweat , sweat. ;)

I'll dance with you. Vertically anyway. :wink:

~BB~

[rockabilly]

But i haz weed :shrug: how bout now ? ;)


And i could tap it vertically. :oops:

[joeym75ld]

In order to promote my new URL where you can find all things Bella: http://bellabellucci.info and with Alyssa87's blessing (thanks babes!) I present the Ask Bella Anything thread.

I will try to answer your questions as honestly as possible but I do reserve the right to turn some down - a woman has to keep some kind of mystery you know!

Now bookmark my new addy and ask away already!

~BB~

PS: If I REALLY like your question, I'll repost it to my blog. Good luck!
Stats?
Height
weight
Measurements bust-waist-hips
Length
Girth
etc

[BellaBellucci]

In order to promote my new URL where you can find all things Bella: http://bellabellucci.info and with Alyssa87's blessing (thanks babes!) I present the Ask Bella Anything thread.

I will try to answer your questions as honestly as possible but I do reserve the right to turn some down - a woman has to keep some kind of mystery you know!

Now bookmark my new addy and ask away already!

~BB~

PS: If I REALLY like your question, I'll repost it to my blog. Good luck!
Stats?
Height
weight
Measurements bust-waist-hips
Length
Girth
etc

5'10"
140lbs
36A-28-38(ish)
5.5
Average.

My photos coming to ShemaleYum (I'm told Friday) and ShemaleClub (shortly thereafter) will reveal all in due time sweetheart. :twisted:

~BB~

[joeym75ld]

In order to promote my new URL where you can find all things Bella: http://bellabellucci.info and with Alyssa87's blessing (thanks babes!) I present the Ask Bella Anything thread.

I will try to answer your questions as honestly as possible but I do reserve the right to turn some down - a woman has to keep some kind of mystery you know!

Now bookmark my new addy and ask away already!

~BB~

PS: If I REALLY like your question, I'll repost it to my blog. Good luck!
Stats?
Height
weight
Measurements bust-waist-hips
Length
Girth
etc

5'10"
140lbs
36A-28-38(ish)
5.5
Average.

My photos coming to ShemaleYum (I'm told Friday) and ShemaleClub (shortly thereafter) will reveal all in due time sweetheart. :twisted:

~BB~
Awesome.
Thanks

[rockabilly]

Ok joeym i know what you are doing. All these stat questions ... You are trying to start a trans fantasy football league ... a " Tran-tasy League. My first draft pick is Hazel Tucker. ;)


My dream team
Hazel Tucker
Amy Daly
Bella Bellucci
Morgan Bailey
Danielle Foxx
Kelly Shore

hmmm this could be cool.

[BellaBellucci]

Ok joeym i know what you are doing. All these stat questions ... You are trying to start a trans fantasy football league ... a " Tran-tasy League. My first draft pick is Hazel Tucker. ;)


My dream team
Hazel Tucker
Amy Daly
Bella Bellucci
Morgan Bailey
Danielle Foxx
Kelly Shore

hmmm this could be cool.

It's an honor to be on that list with such beautiful and talented ladies. Thank you. :oops:

~BB~

[rockabilly]

No prob Bella ;)
I want to surround myself w/ beautiful women.

[Sulka_bewitched_me]

Bella, what are your favorite Horror Movies?

I'm not really into horror movies because I tend to find them really predictable, although a sci-fi movie with a horror slant is always fun. My favorite movie in that vein is Event Horizon starring Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill.

http://www.crucified-women.com/movies/beautiful1.jpg

Best. Ending. Ever.

~BB~
Sam Neill was great in that.

Bella, were you surprised that I could ask a non-Swanson Hungry-Man TV Dinners, you know, the ones with all the enchiladas in them that I like so much question? EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're just finding out about this now? We're bringing it over from HD. It's sort of an ongoing dialog. lol

~BB~Actually I've read all of Dino Velvet's posts asking you about Hungry Man dinners but I thought maybe he had relented by now but nope! That's why I think it's bloody hilarious!

[BellaBellucci]

Actually I've read all of Dino Velvet's posts asking you about Hungry Man dinners but I thought maybe he had relented by now but nope! That's why I think it's bloody hilarious!

And that is why HE is the king of the echilada! !Arriba!

~BB~

[rockabilly]

Bella how many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop ? :oops:

[BellaBellucci]

Bella how many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop ? :oops:

3. And then I make you eat the whole thing. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IA5Cv_5-g8

~BB~

[rockabilly]

Bella give me a chance ... i'll surprise ya. ;)

[blacktgirls]

i luv your avatar of yourself with Yasmin , is it a set or a real location ?

[BellaBellucci]

i luv your avatar of yourself with Yasmin , is it a set or a real location ?

It was taken at the Miss Queen Universe Pageant where we met for the first time. It's already become a keepsake. I'm sentimental like that.

Thanks for asking about it. :)

~BB~

[buckjohnson]

I think I am in love with someone who lives in Europe. Should I drop everything and go over there, should she come over here, or are we doomed for everlasting tragedy and disappointment.

[BellaBellucci]

I think I am in love with someone who lives in Europe. Should I drop everything and go over there, should she come over here, or are we doomed for everlasting tragedy and disappointment.

If I were you I'd go for a long visit before I dropped my life and moved halfway around the world. I don't think you're doomed, but it's obviously a gamble. It exciting and sometimes overwhelming when you first walk onto a casino floor but an experienced player knows that you never bet the farm.

~BB~

[Jericho]

You may have answered this already, but...
Mommy or Daddy to your kid?
(i only ask because another TS who used to post here until the shithounds bored her, was always going to be 'Daddy' to her kid. I was wondering about your take on it).

[BellaBellucci]

You may have answered this already, but...
Mommy or Daddy to your kid?
(i only ask because another TS who used to post here until the shithounds bored her, was always going to be 'Daddy' to her kid. I was wondering about your take on it).

His biological mom is 'Mama' and I'm 'Mama (real name censored, lol).' My son hasn't called me Daddy since was he was 3, nor has anyone else. The trick is to get kids to transition with you while they're still too young to really know the difference or develop the 'daddy habit.' In fact, it was that kind of planning on my part that impressed the court investigator in my divorce enough to essentially testify on my behalf.

And oh yeah, you better believe my ex played up the tranny thing to the judge... to the point that she and her lawyer were verbally abusing me in open court over the objections of everyone else involved. But it all worked out in my favor so it didn't really bother me. She's still a bitch though. ;)

~BB~

[Jericho]

You may have answered this already, but...
Mommy or Daddy to your kid?
(i only ask because another TS who used to post here until the shithounds bored her, was always going to be 'Daddy' to her kid. I was wondering about your take on it).

His biological mom is 'Mama' and I'm 'Mama (real name censored, lol).' My son hasn't called me Daddy since was he was 3, nor has anyone else. The trick is to get kids to transition with you while they're still too young to really know the difference or develop the 'daddy habit.' In fact, it was that kind of planning on my part that impressed the court investigator in my divorce enough to essentially testify on my behalf.

And oh yeah, you better believe my ex played up the tranny thing to the judge... to the point that she and her lawyer were verbally abusing me in open court over the objections of everyone else involved. But it all worked out in my favor so it didn't really bother me. She's still a bitch though. ;)

~BB~

Thank you for answering,
That's gotta be a tough subject to deal with.

[BellaBellucci]

You may have answered this already, but...
Mommy or Daddy to your kid?
(i only ask because another TS who used to post here until the shithounds bored her, was always going to be 'Daddy' to her kid. I was wondering about your take on it).

His biological mom is 'Mama' and I'm 'Mama (real name censored, lol).' My son hasn't called me Daddy since was he was 3, nor has anyone else. The trick is to get kids to transition with you while they're still too young to really know the difference or develop the 'daddy habit.' In fact, it was that kind of planning on my part that impressed the court investigator in my divorce enough to essentially testify on my behalf.

And oh yeah, you better believe my ex played up the tranny thing to the judge... to the point that she and her lawyer were verbally abusing me in open court over the objections of everyone else involved. But it all worked out in my favor so it didn't really bother me. She's still a bitch though. ;)

~BB~

Thank you for answering,
That's gotta be a tough subject to deal with.

Nope. Not at all. Thanks for asking. Hopefully I went through all that so the next transwoman won't have to. :)

~BB~

[rockabilly]

Whatcha dressing up as for Halloween?

[BellaBellucci]

Whatcha dressing up as for Halloween?

A woman. :peanutbutter :rock2

Honestly though probably Tinkerbell. I meant to do it last year but I ended up staying in instead.

~BB~

[rockabilly]

Can i haz pics ? Purty please.

[BellaBellucci]

Can i haz pics ? Purty please.

If I take any...

... as if I wouldn't! lol

~BB~

[Jericho]

Nope. Not at all. Thanks for asking. Hopefully I went through all that so the next transwoman won't have to. :)

~BB~

Give it another 50 years...maybe! :shrug

[rockabilly]

If i was Peter Griffin would ya be my Lois ?

What a couple.

[Sulka_bewitched_me]

You have your apology.

[Jericho]

If i was Peter Griffin would ya be my Lois ?
Fukker!
I just spat vodka...I can see that! :lol:

[BellaBellucci]

If i was Peter Griffin would ya be my Lois ?

What a couple.

I can actually impersonate Lois' voice pretty well... plus she and I have a LOT in common in terms of behavior. She's my idol! ;)

Maybe I'll do my next YouTube vid entirely in her voice. lol

Did you see my last one? It's crappy quality video but you can hear my normal speaking voice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAgUeBQDOvQ.

~BB~

[BellaBellucci]

You have your apology.

Thank you sweetie. Please don't be so hard on Nicole. She's been through a lot of shit lately.

~BB~

[rockabilly]

Sexy Party ;)

[Sulka_bewitched_me]

You have your apology.

Thank you sweetie. Please don't be so hard on Nicole. She's been through a lot of shit lately.

~BB~ I can back off if she can back off but sadly she seems determined to get the last word in edge-wise. Like I said.........we share the same quality.

[BellaBellucci]

You have your apology.

Thank you sweetie. Please don't be so hard on Nicole. She's been through a lot of shit lately.

~BB~ I can back off if she can back off but sadly she seems determined to get the last word in edge-wise. Like I said.........we share the same quality.

You didn't ask a question. :moon

~BB~

[Sulka_bewitched_me]

You have your apology.

Thank you sweetie. Please don't be so hard on Nicole. She's been through a lot of shit lately.

~BB~ I can back off if she can back off but sadly she seems determined to get the last word in edge-wise. Like I said.........we share the same quality.

You didn't ask a question. :moon

~BB~ My bad, How's your day been?

[BellaBellucci]

You have your apology.

Thank you sweetie. Please don't be so hard on Nicole. She's been through a lot of shit lately.

~BB~ I can back off if she can back off but sadly she seems determined to get the last word in edge-wise. Like I said.........we share the same quality.

You didn't ask a question. :moon

~BB~ My bad, How's your day been?

Boo!!! Lame question! Boo!!!

I'm well thanks. lol

~BB~

[buckjohnson]

I think I am in love with someone who lives in Europe. Should I drop everything and go over there, should she come over here, or are we doomed for everlasting tragedy and disappointment.

If I were you I'd go for a long visit before I dropped my life and moved halfway around the world. I don't think you're doomed, but it's obviously a gamble. It exciting and sometimes overwhelming when you first walk onto a casino floor but an experienced player knows that you never bet the farm.

~BB~

I shared this with my potential....she agreed . Thanks

[rockabilly]

Does the carpet match the drapes ? BTW i love redheads. ;)

[BellaBellucci]

Does the carpet match the drapes ? BTW i love redheads. ;)

Shaa! I WISH I had golden hair naturally. lol

Besides, I don't have any carpet. Haven't you seen my photos? My set's up on Yum. Go get em boy! And send me a few. :)

~BB~

[rockabilly]

Good , i like a clean work-space. :razz:

[rockabilly]

Does the carpet match the drapes ? BTW i love redheads. ;)

Shaa! I WISH I had golden hair naturally. lol

Besides, I don't have any carpet. Haven't you seen my photos? My set's up on Yum. Go get em boy! And send me a few. :)

~BB~

Why would you want me to send you pics of yourself naked ? Dont you see that sexy bod everyday ? :lol:

[BellaBellucci]

Does the carpet match the drapes ? BTW i love redheads. ;)

Shaa! I WISH I had golden hair naturally. lol

Besides, I don't have any carpet. Haven't you seen my photos? My set's up on Yum. Go get em boy! And send me a few. :)

~BB~

Why would you want me to send you pics of yourself naked ? Dont you see that sexy bod everyday ? :lol:

I didn't have a site PW. Now I do. ;)

~BB~

[rockabilly]

What's your fave Kevin Smith film ?


and did you throw the dixie cup out?

[BellaBellucci]

What's your fave Kevin Smith film ?


and did you throw the dixie cup out?

Dogma. And no, I'm keeping it forever. ;)

~BB~

[buckjohnson]

Hello Bella.

I might get in trouble for asking you, but how has your night has gone? Are you satisfied, or are you still seeking the one?

[BellaBellucci]

Hello Bella.

I might get in trouble for asking you, but how has your night has gone? Are you satisfied, or are you still seeking the one?

I'm sorry. The 'one?' Like Neo?!

~BB~

[buckjohnson]

No.. your first, your last, your everything?

Someone posted that Sarah M. can make you panties moist....Is this true?

[BellaBellucci]

No.. your first, your last, your everything?

Someone posted that Sarah M. can make you panties moist....Is this true?

Someone said that? lol

Well I've never seen her but I do love her keen intellect. So... maybe?

~BB~

[rockabilly]

I am the one ... ok maybe not that one but i'm someone.
Ima play it cool ... i'll be chillin here and if you wanna hang w/ me cool , if not then that's cool too.

[partlycloudy]

who do you think is the best looking brazilian tranny? thai ladyboy?


:?:

[BellaBellucci]

Uhhhhhhhh... ???

~BB~

[BellaBellucci]

I felt like reviving this thread because I saw Juliana's come back and I'm bored, so ask me stuff or be forced to watch my brain atrophy. :rock2

~BB~

[rockabilly]

If you're having anal w/ a girl and the condom breaks .... who "retrieves" it ?

[JamesHunt]

what's your phone number?

[BellaBellucci]

If you're having anal w/ a girl and the condom breaks .... who "retrieves" it ?

You're a very strange man.

~BB~

[BellaBellucci]

what's your phone number?

714-867-5309. Ask for Jenny.

~BB~

[rockabilly]

She wasn't too happy about it , she began screaming in spanish ... or portugese and left.

Oh well

[rockabilly]

She wasn't too happy about it , she began screaming in spanish ... or portugese and left.

Oh well

[BellaBellucci]

She wasn't too happy about it , she began screaming in spanish ... or portugese and left.

Oh well

You didn't really call it, did you?

~BB~

[rockabilly]

Call it ... i mean her ?

Nah i met her at a bar.

[happyguyish]

Here's one..... Are you ticklish, and if so, where?

[BellaBellucci]

Here's one..... Are you ticklish, and if so, where?

I hate being tickled. My sides bruise easily and the bottom of my feet are insanely ticklish. Slow, painful death shall be fated to the person who decides to try it. ;)

~BB~

[ILoveGG&TS]

Bella, I have two questions for you. What is your favorite position during sex? Do you want to get married in the future?

[happyguyish]

Noted!!! Lol

[BellaBellucci]

Bella, I have two questions for you. What is your favorite position during sex? Do you want to get married in the future?

Favorite position? 69. I'm very talented in that department.

Do I want to get married? Been there, done that, will probably write the book soon. It doesn't mean that I wouldn't do it again if I met 'the one;' it just means that at this point it's not my desire. Why? You gonna sweep me off my feet? :)

~BB~

[donre]

Why are you so angry, stuck-up, and judgmental?

[BellaBellucci]

Why are you so angry, stuck-up, and judgmental?

I'm not but if I were: *holds up mirror to donre* Gee. I wonder.

I thought you got banned.

~BB~

[donre]

You thought wrong. Next question: Why are you so hateful?

[Ryz]

wanna fuck?

[donre]

It's still my turn, darkie. Go lack self-respect somewhere else.

[NYCe]

It's still my turn, darkie. Go lack self-respect somewhere else.


Banhammered

[LibertyHarkness]

Do you like fishing? if so you prefer lake fishing or sea fishing

[BellaBellucci]

You thought wrong. Next question: Why are you so hateful?

Why are you so banned? :cool:

And I don't have a hateful bone in my body. Hate(rs) on the other hand...


wanna fuck?

Sometimes, yeah. Details? ;)


Do you like fishing? if so you prefer lake fishing or sea fishing

I'm not much a fisher(wo)man although when I do I prefer fresh water.

~BB~

[BellaBellucci]

Haterz gon' hate. ;)

~BB~

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Bella, what is the formula for determining the RD (Rolling Diameter) of an automobile tire?

[BellaBellucci]

Bella, what is the formula for determining the RD (Rolling Diameter) of an automobile tire?

Seriously? Your name is Corvettedude. You tell me! lol

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Floaters or sinkers, Bella Bellucci. What's better for 'ya???

[BellaBellucci]

Floaters or sinkers, Bella Bellucci. What's better for 'ya???

Bringing it back old skool, huh? :lol:

~BB~

[rockabilly]

Do you bait your own hook? :geek:

[BellaBellucci]

Do you bait your own hook? :geek:

Have you ever felt like a little worm on a big fucking hook?

http://www.gothic.com.ua/ukrrus/about/images/gothic/Brandon_Lee_in_The_Crow.jpg

Say no The Crow remake. Leave a classic alone.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Remake-of-the-CROW-WE-SAY-NO/163087857040302?v=wall

~BB~

[rockabilly]

Classic movie Bella.

[rockabilly]

Is it better to be a big fish in a little pond or a little fish in a big pond?

[BellaBellucci]

Classic movie Bella.

You didn't phrase that in the form of a question! D'oh!

http://www.branson.k12.mo.us/school_links/hs/academic_team/jeopardy.jpg

~BB~

[Jericho]

If you were Dino, would you fuck you...And how?
(Yeah, yeah, i know...i'm sorry...i've been eating a lot of sugar! :shrug)

[BellaBellucci]

If you were Dino, would you fuck you...And how?
(Yeah, yeah, i know...i'm sorry...i've been eating a lot of sugar! :shrug)

No, I wouldn't fuck me. I'm disgusting, remember? :geek:

~BB~

[Jericho]

No, I wouldn't fuck me. I'm disgusting, remember? :geek:

~BB~

Remember?
I drink a lot, i don't even remember what i had for breakfast (or was it supper) i can't remember...Is it it daytime yet?
You'll have to give me a clue on that one! :hide-1:

[BellaBellucci]

Remember?
I drink a lot, i don't even remember what i had for breakfast (or was it supper) i can't remember...Is it it daytime yet?
You'll have to give me a clue on that one! :hide-1:

It might be daytime. I've noticed a growing number of people seeing the light around here. ;)

~BB~

[Jericho]

It might be daytime. I've noticed a growing number of people seeing the light around here. ;)

~BB~

That would be a first in this pit of darkness! :hide-1:
So, anyway, if you were billy, would you, oh, never mind, i've forgotten! :shrug

[Dino Velvet]

Bringing it back old skool, huh? :lol:

~BB~

Bella Bellucci, you are good. I gotta question for 'ya. How'd you ever get to be so good???

[BellaBellucci]

Bella Bellucci, you are good. I gotta question for 'ya. How'd you ever get to be so good???

I was conceived while my parents were high on

http://jssgallery.org/other_artists/andy_warhol/campbells.jpg

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

I'm more of a Progresso guy but I have heard Campbell's Soup is Mmmmmm.... Mmmmmm Good. And so are you, Bella Bellucci.

[Pelheckitt]

How many drinks can you drink before you passout cold, and my second question is would you like to come over to my place for a drink?

[BellaBellucci]

How many drinks can you drink before you passout cold, and my second question is would you like to come over to my place for a drink?

'One and done, that's what I always say. Well, I said that once.'

YouTube - Zombieland Trailer #1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m9EVP8X7N8)

~BB~

[MissBStar]

Bella.. Where do babies cum from? =P

[BellaBellucci]

Bella.. Where do babies cum from? =P

My ex-wife. :geek:

http://www.poormojo.org/pmjadaily/archives/vagina.jpg

~BB~

[MissBStar]

*stares at the momma's mullet* Wait What were we talking about?

[Dino Velvet]

You like Shrimp Curry?

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Bella, can I give you a proctology exam???!!! :shrug:shrug

[BellaBellucci]

You like Shrimp Curry?

I heart shrimp!


Bella, can I give you a proctology exam???!!! :shrug:shrug

Why? You gonna open me up with your speculum? ;)

~BB~

[JamesHunt]

Do you have a laptop?

[BellaBellucci]

Do you have a laptop?

Yes. It's about 5.5 inches. ;)

~BB~

[JamesHunt]

and how powerful is the processor?

[BellaBellucci]

and how powerful is the processor?

I dunno, but I got plenty of RAM! :dancing:

~BB~

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Why? You gonna open me up with your speculum? ;)

~BB~[/QUOTE]

Well, there goes the surprise!!!

[Dino Velvet]

I heart shrimp!



Why? You gonna open me up with your speculum? ;)

~BB~

The China Lady that gives me forty dollar head jobs says my fun stuff tastes like shrimp curry, fishy and salty. Would you like a splash of it?

[txjr3]

Has Brett Favre texted you a pic of his junk yet?

[BellaBellucci]

Has Brett Favre texted you a pic of his junk yet?

Well, no, but he sent me a picture of this:

http://www.baseballrampage.com/productphotos/2097_thumb.jpg

It's empty, which isn't surprising considering Favre has no junk anymore.

Go Pats!

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/12/10/sports/10patriots.xlarge1.jpg

~BB~

[rockabilly]

Do midget pornstars get paid half as much?

[BellaBellucci]

Do midget pornstars get paid half as much?

No, they make the same. You could even say that's twice as much because they're half as large.

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Hey Bella, a mosquito just bit me on my asshole (http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/showthread.php?t=50661). Could you come over here and nibble on my starfish with your front teeth so the itching won't be so bad? I'll use a pair of pliers and yank out my dingleberries so you won't have to deal with them brushing against your face.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Don't do it, Bella, he lies!!!!

[socalrick]

What is your favorite thing to have done to you?
What is your favorite thing to do to your partner?

What do people do you to that you don't like?

Indica or sativa?
Bong, vape, or joint?

Do you prefer to top or bottom?

Blondes,brunettes, or redheads(in men)

What do you think the perfect penis size is?

[BellaBellucci]

What is your favorite thing to have done to you?
What is your favorite thing to do to your partner?

What do people do you to that you don't like?

Indica or sativa?
Bong, vape, or joint?

Do you prefer to top or bottom?

Blondes,brunettes, or redheads(in men)

What do you think the perfect penis size is?

1) Oral fucking
2) Spankings
3) Where do I begin? People suck. Sexually? I hate rimming.
4) Sativa
5) I smoke out of a small pipe, but I prefer blunts even if I don't know how to roll them (usually because I have dry mouth :lol:)
6) Bottom, but will top for women or men with $$$
7) No redheads!!!
8) 8.5-9 inches

~BB~

[onmyknees]

Bella.....I like this version of Empire State of mind that Jay Z does with the ultra hot Bridget Kelly. Do you like this version, or the one with Alicia Keys? What's that...you weren't at the parade??


YouTube - ‪Jay Z Performs Empire State Of Mind At The Yankees Parade‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCPOvcYejZ0&playnext=1&list=PL843573718E921867)

[BellaBellucci]

Bella.....I like this version of Empire State of mind that Jay Z does with the ultra hot Bridget Kelly. Do you like this version, or the one with Alicia Keys? What's that...you weren't at the parade??


YouTube - ‪Jay Z Performs Empire State Of Mind At The Yankees Parade‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCPOvcYejZ0&playnext=1&list=PL843573718E921867)

That's not a real question and you know it. :lol:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCpfjFaAfnWnrM-yBBZnZV5t-i80ZZpeKAFKki3qUvEKija1MLzg&t=1

~BB~

[socalrick]

Favorite stoner food?
What has escorting taught you?
What do you like best about men?
What do you like least about men?

What do you consider kinky?

I gotta ask: with rimming does it not feel good to you? Does the whole act just disgust you?

[BellaBellucci]

Favorite stoner food?
What has escorting taught you?
What do you like best about men?
What do you like least about men?

What do you consider kinky?

I gotta ask: with rimming does it not feel good to you? Does the whole act just disgust you?

1. Twix
2. You mean there's an actual learning experience in there? :lol:
3. Level-headed intellect and male charm
4. Testosterone poisoning
5. Sticks and stones, whips and chains
6. Yeah. Eww.

~BB~

[onmyknees]

That's not a real question and you know it. :lol:

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~BB~


xoxox

[timxxx]

1. What was the last thing you pirated ?
2. What was the last thing you shoplifted ?

[BellaBellucci]

1. What was the last thing you pirated ?
2. What was the last thing you shoplifted ?

1. Rolling In The Deep - Adele
2. I've never shoplifted.

~BB~

[kukm4]

smores or rice krispie treats?

[Yvonne183]

I have a boyfriend and he is so mean to me but I still love him. He sits around the house all day in his underwear watching Jerry Springer.. I want to go out with him but the only time he goes out is with his guy friends on their motorcycles. As you can see I have quite a dilemma, so I ask you Do I buy the red shoes or the black ones?

[BellaBellucci]

smores or rice krispie treats?

OMG! I have a total sweet tooth, so both please. :)


I have a boyfriend and he is so mean to me but I still love him. He sits around the house all day in his underwear watching Jerry Springer.. I want to go out with him but the only time he goes out is with his guy friends on their motorcycles. As you can see I have quite a dilemma, so I ask you Do I buy the red shoes or the black ones?

Buy whatever the Springer-spewing tube of stupidity tells you to. Everyone else seems to. *shrug*

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Exactly how dumb is Sarah Palin?

A score somewhere between zero and -10 will do.

[nonnonnon]

will there ever be a woman president?

[robertlouis]

will there ever be a woman president?

Well, isn't Oprah at a loose end these days? :wiggle:

[onmyknees]

Exactly how dumb is Sarah Palin?

A score somewhere between zero and -10 will do.

Not hijacking Bella's thread, so I hope she don't mind if I hit this softball outta the park....


Pretty fucking dumb actually...


> Former Gov. of Alaska and Vice Presidential Candidate
>Best selling author
> By most impartial observers, ( that would not be you btw) at least tied if not won her debate with Biden
>Upstages Romney in his backyard on the day he announces
>100 "Journalists" dispatched to paw thru her emails in Alaska
> Has dozens of reporters following her every bus stop through the Northeast
> just bought a huge multi million dollar spread out in Arizona
> Star of her own reality show
> multi million dollar contract with cable news network
>has more Twitter followers than any other announced of unannounced politician
> routinely drew bigger crowds than Obama during the campaign
> Estimated 2010 income 20 million

. Don't like her or her politics?? You're hardly alone, but you sound like a catty woman calling her dumb..She's many things...but dumb ain't one or 'em...sorry. She plays the press like a fiddle and is a money making machine. If knowing who you are, and how to use that to get whatever message out you wish to convey, and make millions in the process is dumb, well I guess the shoe fits. You should be so dumb. LMAO .Can she dissect complex foreign and domestic policy questions..probably not, but neither can Joe Biden or Oprah and she's a billionaire and has never been called dumb as far as I can tell.. It's really fine not to like her, but it says more about you than her by calling her dumb. I know dozens of brilliant engineers, college professors, accountants, and investors that aren't making in a year what she's making on any given day..
BTW...Anthony Weiner was considered one of the smartest guys in Congress...now he's sitting in a dark room with his head in his hands as it all vanishes...so much for being smart.

[robertlouis]

Not hijacking Bella's thread, so I hope she don't mind if I hit this softball outta the park....


Pretty fucking dumb actually...


> Former Gov. of Alaska and Vice Presidential Candidate
>Best selling author
> By most impartial observers, ( that would not be you btw) at least tied if not won her debate with Biden
>Upstages Romney in his backyard on the day he announces
>100 "Journalists" dispatched to paw thru her emails in Alaska
> Has dozens of reporters following her every bus stop through the Northeast
> just bought a huge multi million dollar spread out in Arizona
> Star of her own reality show
> multi million dollar contract with cable news network
>has more Twitter followers than any other announced of unannounced politician
> routinely drew bigger crowds than Obama during the campaign
> Estimated 2010 income 20 million

. Don't like her or her politics?? You're hardly alone, but you sound like a catty woman calling her dumb..She's many things...but dumb ain't one or 'em...sorry. She plays the press like a fiddle and is a money making machine. If knowing who you are, and how to use that to get whatever message out you wish to convey, and make millions in the process is dumb, well I guess the shoe fits. You should be so dumb. LMAO .Can she dissect complex foreign and domestic policy questions..probably not, but neither can Joe Biden or Oprah and she's a billionaire and has never been called dumb as far as I can tell.. It's really fine not to like her, but it says more about you than her by calling her dumb. I know dozens of brilliant engineers, college professors, accountants, and investors that aren't making in a year what she's making on any given day..
BTW...Anthony Weiner was considered one of the smartest guys in Congress...now he's sitting in a dark room with his head in his hands as it all vanishes...so much for being smart.

OK. I surrender! :Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

[Birgitta]

OK. I surrender! :Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

i believe we can debate wether being a vicious opportunistic infection is smart or not.
and the more stupid one is, it seems waaaay easier to be succesfull in life, coz your conscious schrinks as well...

[robertlouis]

i believe we can debate wether being a vicious opportunistic infection is smart or not.
and the more stupid one is, it seems waaaay easier to be succesfull in life, coz your conscious schrinks as well...

That's a definition of modern celebrity that's good enough to have been included in Ambrose Bierce's wonderfully seditious "Devil's Dictionary"!

Thank you Birgitta.

[BellaBellucci]

For the record, hijacking any thread of mine with the intent of bashing Sarah Palin is entirely within the rules of engagement. That is all. :lol:

~BB~

[CORVETTEDUDE]

For the record, hijacking any thread of mine with the intent of bashing Sarah Palin is entirely within the rules of engagement. That is all. :lol:

~BB~

Is hi-jacking your ass and pounding the hell out of it within the ROE??:salad:hide-1::whistle::Bowdown::praying:

[dderek123]

1. Do you think HA should install a rep or an upvoting system?
2. If so, how would you like it to work?

[loveboof]

Don't like her or her politics?? You're hardly alone, but you sound like a catty woman calling her dumb..She's many things...but dumb ain't one or 'em...sorry. She plays the press like a fiddle and is a money making machine. If knowing who you are, and how to use that to get whatever message out you wish to convey, and make millions in the process is dumb, well I guess the shoe fits. You should be so dumb. LMAO .Can she dissect complex foreign and domestic policy questions..probably not, but neither can Joe Biden or Oprah and she's a billionaire and has never been called dumb as far as I can tell.. It's really fine not to like her, but it says more about you than her by calling her dumb. I know dozens of brilliant engineers, college professors, accountants, and investors that aren't making in a year what she's making on any given day..
BTW...Anthony Weiner was considered one of the smartest guys in Congress...now he's sitting in a dark room with his head in his hands as it all vanishes...so much for being smart.
Why are you equating financial success with intelligence?

Personally I don't think she is especially dumb, but she is scarily ignorant for a person who holds such powerful ambitions.

[BellaBellucci]

Is hi-jacking your ass and pounding the hell out of it within the ROE??:salad:hide-1::whistle::Bowdown::praying:

Jackhammering? Whaa? Bend me ovah babeh!

http://cache2.artprintimages.com/p/LRG/12/1287/RGDO000Z/art-print/art-frahm-jackhammer.jpg


1. Do you think HA should install a rep or an upvoting system?
2. If so, how would you like it to work?

A rep system might work, but both of those options scream out for abuse. The HA overlords should just make me a mod instead. Shit. I practically do the job as it is. :lol:


Personally I don't think she is especially dumb, but she is scarily ignorant for a person who holds such powerful ambitions.

^^^ Actually I think I have to agree with that, but it changes nothing. I still don't like her for a gazillion other reasons. :lol:

~BB~

[Luvs T Gyrls]

I wouldn't give Palin so much credit her handlers pull the strings and push the buttons on her agenda dumb by no means,shrewd and blatantly ignorant is more like it.
All she's gotta do is show up and read it off her hand and whip the faithful into a frenzy for the bucks deluxe or support shes fronting for and she reaps the rewards.
Theres a Carl Rove or somesuch behind the curtain, that's the way Republikans have always rolled with the Goebbels-esque one liners and Orewelian doublespeak ala "There you go again" From Ronnie Ray-gun days which is the retro fit they're counting on.

[robertlouis]

For the record, hijacking any thread of mine with the intent of bashing Sarah Palin is entirely within the rules of engagement. That is all. :lol:

~BB~

And I realise with hindsight that simply asking how dumb she was was was far too broad a question.

If she did become president (ye gods) she would be following in a gradually lengthening tradition of Republican presidents who perhaps aren't dumb as such but remain blissfully ignorant of the essential facts that any world leader needs to have at their fingertips. Nixon, for all his paranoia, at least knew what was going on in the world. He was probably the last Rep president to do so.

[nonnonnon]

how do you feel about mrs. clinton then?

[robertlouis]

And I realise with hindsight that simply asking how dumb she was was was far too broad a question.

If she did become president (ye gods) she would be following in a gradually lengthening tradition of Republican presidents who perhaps aren't dumb as such but remain blissfully ignorant of the essential facts that any world leader needs to have at their fingertips. Nixon, for all his paranoia, at least knew what was going on in the world. He was probably the last Rep president to do so.

Bella or me?

Here's my 2 penn'orth. Hillary has a formidable and proven intellect and has regained a lot of the respect for US diplomacy and strategy around the world which was lost under the Bush mob. However, beside the steel there's an arrogance which will probably keep her out of the White House.

But Chelsea will probably get there......

[joeninety]

I've got a question for Aunty Bella if she's game would you suck Robertlouis off he was to look as good looking as his avatar :ignore::jerkoff..................

[onmyknees]

Why are you equating financial success with intelligence?

Personally I don't think she is especially dumb, but she is scarily ignorant for a person who holds such powerful ambitions.

Oh I dunno...how many dumb millionaires do you know?

I can live with your clarification....I just think there's something else going on with people that call her dumb, and as far as her ambitions...I'm not sure what they are.....are you? Maybe she isn't even sure , but she seems to be having fun, and making coin....and exposing lots of closet misogynists. Nothing wrong with any of that !

[robertlouis]

I've got a question for Aunty Bella if she's game would you suck Robertlouis off he was to look as good looking as his avatar :ignore::jerkoff..................

Ummm. The guy in my avatar is a well-known TV actor in the UK (though a lot older than me). I've been asked quite a few times for my autograph by people thinking I'm him, and I always oblige with my version of his sig so they don't go away disappointed.

Then I pat their guide dogs (=seeing-eye dogs) and send them on their way....

[Dino Velvet]

Bella, did I leave my pipe at your place last night? Can't find it anywhere.

[loveboof]

Oh I dunno...how many dumb millionaires do you know?

I can live with your clarification....I just think there's something else going on with people that call her dumb, and as far as her ambitions...I'm not sure what they are.....are you? Maybe she isn't even sure , but she seems to be having fun, and making coin....and exposing lots of closet misogynists. Nothing wrong with any of that !
Ever heard of Michael Carrol? lol

My point was that measuring intelligence by income is ridiculous. There are many millionaires who worked hard and got lucky without being particularly special in any regard. Then there are countless millionaires who inherit wealth without even the need for luck or hard work. And on the flip side of that, there are true geniuses working at CERN (or any other such organisations) who will never become millionaires. Are you beginning to see how short sighted your view is?

By 'powerful ambitions' I really meant ambitions of power...

[BellaBellucci]

I've got a question for Aunty Bella if she's game would you suck Robertlouis off he was to look as good looking as his avatar :ignore::jerkoff..................

Uhh, ya! Duh! :party:


Bella, did I leave my pipe at your place last night? Can't find it anywhere.

No, I'm pretty sure it's still between your legs, unless you left it in my ass of course.

Nope. Not there. Sorry.

Have you checked your own ass? Maybe you left it up there and forgot about it? :lol:

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Have you checked your own ass? Maybe you left it up there and forgot about it? :lol:

~BB~

I'll shear some of the hair off my cheeks and out of the crack then take a backward look with a mirror.

[robertlouis]

Uhh, ya! Duh! :party:

~BB~

So....your place or mine, sweetie? :party::party::party:

[BellaBellucci]

So....your place or mine, sweetie? :party::party::party:

I really wanna see London! *puppy dog eyes* *eyelash flutter*

~BB~

[joeninety]

So....your place or mine, sweetie? :party::party::party:

Before you get down to business where is my fixers fee:confused:............

[joeninety]

Got a serious one for you Ms B as i read you like physics, what do you make of the double slit experiment and its ensuing paradox???????????

[robertlouis]

Before you get down to business where is my fixers fee:confused:............

It's, aah, in the post, as they say...... :whistle:

[robertlouis]

I really wanna see London! *puppy dog eyes* *eyelash flutter*

~BB~

Open top bus tour it is then. Although I guess we could put off some of the other tourists......

Or charge them extra. After all, they'll get to see the Tower of London and the Blackwall Tunnel for free...... ;);) :party:

[BellaBellucci]

Before you get down to business where is my fixers fee:confused:............

Why? Was something broken? :geek:


Got a serious one for you Ms B as i read you like physics, what do you make of the double slit experiment and its ensuing paradox???????????

Sorry, that's over my head right now. I have an interest in physics, but I haven't been nurturing it lately.

~BB~

[Prospero]

Why is there something instead of nothing, Bella?

[BellaBellucci]

Why is there something instead of nothing, Bella?

According to the Bible, God created the world in 6 days. It actually says it was 7, although I'm not sure how a rest day can be considered a day of creation (union intervention perhaps?)... but then that's far from the worst inconsistency in that dumb book. :lol:

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Bella Bellucci, Pakistan is a real pain in the ass. We could flatten the place and not do thirty-five cents worth of damage. You wanna talk to them or let my buddy Louis turn the place into an inferno of flaming skulls? I'll save the poppy so we can sell it and work on our debt/deficit.

Dead Hajiis + Free Drugs = Win Win

[BellaBellucci]

Bella Bellucci, Pakistan is a real pain in the ass. We could flatten the place and not do thirty-five cents worth of damage. You wanna talk to them or let my buddy Louis turn the place into an inferno of flaming skulls? I'll save the poppy so we can sell it and work on our debt/deficit.

Dead Hajiis + Free Drugs = Win Win

Yeah, I'm gonna leave that one alone. There are places in this country I'd probably want to flatten first anyway.

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Bella, are you still doing a club night? I know I'm flakey but if I went to any of the clubs, anything you're a part of would be first on my list.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Yeah, I'm gonna leave that one alone. There are places in this country I'd probably want to flatten first anyway.

~BB~


You mean like....Washington DC??!!

[joeninety]

Why? Was something broken? :geek:


Only Mr louis plumbing...................

[joeninety]

You mean like....Washington DC??!!

No more like your house:dancing:

[robertlouis]

Only Mr louis plumbing...................

***Terrible old joke alert***

[joeninety]

***Terrible old joke alert***


Lmfao that's a goodun..............

[BellaBellucci]

Bella, are you still doing a club night? I know I'm flakey but if I went to any of the clubs, anything you're a part of would be first on my list.

That was never my club nite and I never said it was, but no I haven't been going out as much. I'm pretty tired of the politics that go on. Like I said, these days I JstDntGvAFck.


You mean like....Washington DC??!!

Lower, dude. :dancing:

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Lower, dude. :dancing:

~BB~

Tierra del Fuego?

[Dino Velvet]

That was never my club nite and I never said it was, but no I haven't been going out. I've pretty tired of the politics that goes on. Like I said, these days I JstDntGvAFck.

~BB~

Sorry, I didn't know.

[BellaBellucci]

Sorry, I didn't know.

It's alright. I still go once in a while since I have friends there; it's just become a pain in the ass. I have friends all over really so it's all good. :)

~BB~

[robertlouis]

these days I JstDntGvAFck.


~BB~

Hey Bella, I didn't know you were sthafricn. That's how they speak over there - like phonetic textspeak, or fntc txtspk.

[Dino Velvet]

It's alright. I still go once in a while since I have friends there; it's just become a pain in the ass. I have friends all over really so it's all good. :)

~BB~

I get so confused with all the clubs opening, closing, and opening up again with new names. I'm a bit of a homebody too but have plenty of things here to keep me entertained.

[BellaBellucci]

Thread. Rise from the dead. Rise! <3

http://theorthodoxlife.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/necromancy-childrens-book.gif

~BB~

[maxpower]

Bored, are we?

[BellaBellucci]

Bored, are we?

Ya think? :lol:

~BB~

[danthepoetman]

After two years?
Don't get me wrong though, I love the idea...
And I also loved "The Walking Dead"... lol ;)
http://americablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/zombies1.jpg
http://image.lang-8.com/w0_h0/e61aa33d8b3dc08c363c20376675821b70d45303.jpg

[danthepoetman]

If one thing intrigues me a little, Bella, which comes up immidiately to my mind, would be the kind of films you like. I was evoking The Walking Dead series because if memory serves, you are one the people in here who suggested that I follow it; and in the end I love it. And often, you talk about recent films -science fiction films in particular, am I right?- or series. Yet, I don't recall seeing anything from you in the film thread ("What film have you seen lately" I think, or something like that). What kind of cinema do you like? Do you like European movies, for instance? Do you prefer a particular genre? Old or recent? Color or Black and White? Do you have a (or some) favourite directors?

[youngblood61]

Will you ever get in front of the camera again?:)

[Dino Velvet]

Hey Bella, you ever try any THC concentrates? I've had hash a bunch of times but recently got some Deadhead Wax. Holy fuckin' shit was I wasted! The girl behind the counter said the wax was 65% THC. The weed I get is just under 25% so that's a big difference. I put a bit on top of a bowl of weed like a booger, rolling it off my fingers practically flicking it.

[Pirate]

Would you like to do a shoot in a hot tub.........mine coming soon..........beachwaterguy, P.S. I love the history channel too, come over any time.

[BellaBellucci]

If one thing intrigues me a little, Bella, which comes up immidiately to my mind, would be the kind of films you like. I was evoking The Walking Dead series because if memory serves, you are one the people in here who suggested that I follow it; and in the end I love it. And often, you talk about recent films -science fiction films in particular, am I right?- or series. Yet, I don't recall seeing anything from you in the film thread ("What film have you seen lately" I think, or something like that). What kind of cinema do you like? Do you like European movies, for instance? Do you prefer a particular genre? Old or recent? Color or Black and White? Do you have a (or some) favourite directors?

Oh, wow. My favorite genre is definitely sci-fi, followed closely by dramedy, the darker the better, but I love all kinds of films. My parents were either abusing me or neglecting me while I was growing up, so I spent a LOT of time watching TV, and because my family owned video stores, watching plenty of movies (sorry, mostly just the Hollywood kind :lol:). My favorites in no particular order?

Star Treks 4, 6, and First Contact
The Fifth Element
The Crow
The Craft
Back to the Future (the second was my favorite)
Xanadu (don't judge - I wanted to be ONJ growing up)
Trading Places ('ONE dollar' - and a young Al Franken)
Ghostbusters
Wargames
Explorers
Flight of the Navigator (featuring a very young Sarah Jessica Parker)
Eternal Sunshine...
The Blues Brothers
Spaceballs
Pulp Fiction
Boogie Nights
Wreck-It Ralph (if you've EVER considered yourself a gamer, see this movie)
The Matrix (naturally)
The Man From Earth
Zombieland
Bicentennial Man
What Dreams May Come
Independence Day (it's a guilty pleasure, so sue me!)
Event Horizon
Goodfellas
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

... and soooo many more.


Will you ever get in front of the camera again?:)

I'm relaunching my site this summer. I had hoped for, and was on course for a June 1st relaunch, but got sidetracked again. I have a few part-time jobs and businesses and balancing everything is tough. I'll announce more details in the coming weeks.


Hey Bella, you ever try any THC concentrates? I've had hash a bunch of times but recently got some Deadhead Wax. Holy fuckin' shit was I wasted! The girl behind the counter said the wax was 65% THC. The weed I get is just under 25% so that's a big difference. I put a bit on top of a bowl of weed like a booger, rolling it off my fingers practically flicking it.

My bestie is a wax-lover. I'm not usually a vape girl, like the Volcano style vapes anyway, but I like the pen style.


Would you like to do a shoot in a hot tub.........mine coming soon..........beachwaterguy, P.S. I love the history channel too, come over any time.

Of course. And damn, you're stealthy. I wasn't expecting you. :lol:

~BB~

[dderek123]

Hi Bella. I've noticed on your avatars and whatnot that you've lost some weight. What's your secret?

[BellaBellucci]

Hi Bella. I've noticed on your avatars and whatnot that you've lost some weight. What's your secret?

That's my secret. I'm always skinny.

http://cs407028.vk.me/v407028074/1923/7p_BDb1evMA.jpg

... sometimes I just get a little not. :whistle:

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Bella dearest, it seems to me that you are becoming hotter with every new photoset. How, pray, do you manage that?

Bearing in mind that I adore you as much for that sharp intellect as the curvy bod that it inhabits, of course. :whistle:

[BellaBellucci]

Bella dearest, it seems to me that you are becoming hotter with every new photoset. How, pray, do you manage that?

Bearing in mind that I adore you as much for that sharp intellect as the curvy bod that it inhabits, of course. :whistle:

Trick photography and Photoshop. :whistle:

And thanks!

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Trick photography and Photoshop. :whistle:

And thanks!

~BB~

Ah, I knew that it couldn't possibly be the real you..... ;)

[BellaBellucci]

Ah, I knew that it couldn't possibly be the real you..... ;)

There is no real me. Only Zuul.

~BB~