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JamesHunt
07-08-2009, 04:59 AM
just wondering purely out of curiosity, how can a tranny escort top an anonymous john, not knowing whether he has any concept of anal cleanliness and/or enemas??? Surely a lot of these meetings must end up in a smelly experiencce? I only ask this, as I've been seeing a wench who offers anal, but only when the situation allows, ie, when her bowels are empty.

TsVanessa69
07-08-2009, 05:24 AM
First smell of shit, the session is OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hara_Juku Tgirl
07-08-2009, 05:25 AM
just wondering purely out of curiosity, how can a tranny escort top an anonymous john, not knowing whether he has any concept of anal cleanliness and/or enemas??? Surely a lot of these meetings must end up in a smelly experiencce? I only ask this, as I've been seeing a wench who offers anal, but only when the situation allows, ie, when her bowels are empty.

I guess because guys pays the girls for the dirty deed it's all about the money an not about whether the girl gets creamed with peanut butter, huh? lol Because, IF we're to go by "guys rule" that escorts shouldn't discriminate when it comes to skin color, I bet that goes the same with cleanliness deprived and or enema clueless johns! :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

sugdaddie69
07-08-2009, 05:27 AM
First smell of shit, the session is OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL.... :soapbox

Ryz
07-08-2009, 05:58 AM
First smell of shit, the session is OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ah that's disgusting, has this happened to you?

HP1000
07-08-2009, 06:00 AM
What a lovely topic!
What if she just accidently farted? LOL

A love puff? :D

RubyTS
07-08-2009, 06:52 AM
wench?

sheyum
07-08-2009, 06:53 AM
wench?

my thoughts exactly..
whats up with this guy??

and by the way=--who wants to read his revolting posts?

Jericho
07-08-2009, 07:14 AM
wench?

Strumpet...Tart...Lady of easy virtue.
Yeah, ok, Slapper!

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
07-08-2009, 07:20 AM
http://donewithaa.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/nurse.jpeg

Hara_Juku Tgirl
07-08-2009, 07:20 AM
just wondering purely out of curiosity, how can a tranny escort top an anonymous john, not knowing whether he has any concept of anal cleanliness and/or enemas??? Surely a lot of these meetings must end up in a smelly experiencce? I only ask this, as I've been seeing a wench who offers anal, but only when the situation allows, ie, when her bowels are empty.

I guess because guys pays the girls for the dirty deed it's all about the money an not about whether the girl gets creamed with peanut butter, huh? lol Because, IF we're to go by "guys rule" that escorts shouldn't discriminate when it comes to skin color, I bet that goes the same with cleanliness deprived and or enema clueless johns! :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

well its really sad when a guy like me (african american) cant even pay a passable ts money to have sex with me because she dont like black guys. anyways the women get paid to make their johns happy. shitty or no shit

Exactly. Just call it work hazards! lol ;)

But por favor..douche!! :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

Alyssa87
07-08-2009, 07:45 AM
Your avatar reminds me of this song- that always brings a tear to my eye.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeNO56xNlZo

BLKGSXR
07-08-2009, 07:49 AM
Your avatar reminds me of this song- that always brings a tear to my eye.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeNO56xNlZolol who are you reffering to?

And the video has no COOKIE MONSTER, Psh.

Alyssa87
07-08-2009, 07:50 AM
Your avatar reminds me of this song- that always brings a tear to my eye.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeNO56xNlZolol who are you reffering to?

And the video has no COOKIE MONSTER, Psh.

the OP..genius :roll:

BritneyBoykins
07-08-2009, 07:51 AM
First smell of shit, the session is OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao, luvzz it!

BLKGSXR
07-08-2009, 07:54 AM
Your avatar reminds me of this song- that always brings a tear to my eye.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeNO56xNlZolol who are you reffering to?

And the video has no COOKIE MONSTER, Psh.

the OP..genius :roll:well then,no bones for you -_-...lmfao.
You know damn well why I like cookie monster.Hence badass HAT.

substanceD
07-08-2009, 09:34 AM
MR. SNUFFLEUPAGUS FTW

Solitary Brother
07-08-2009, 10:38 AM
First smell of shit, the session is OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!
This whole topic is a chop to me........
Guys using enemas is a fool to me because your playing the bitch role...
I mean really...a DUDE reeking of Summers Eve is nothing cute AT ALL bitch!

LibertyHarkness
07-08-2009, 10:39 AM
i dont offer any topping unless the guy is douched,, and i will use the toy test to confirm this as well...

If infact its loaded then its not happening.

And no amount of money is going to make me want to fuck a shitfilled ass..its just common hygene, and manners..Though to be honest i rarely top anyway so its not much of an issue..

JAmes the escorts simply tell the clients to be douched in my experience and most will do the finger or toy test.

alyssats
07-08-2009, 10:53 AM
From my(im top,bottom and versatile) experience a lot of bottom guys seems doesnt know how to clean themselves but there are a few who seems know how to be hygienic before having a good time. Approximately 80% of my clients are bottom jeje. And the problem usually sorry no offense the ones who smell, stinky, unfit, fat, so much hair, not good looking are the ones who complain and get angry when TS girls doesnt get hard and be functional being with them :roll:

JeniferTS
07-08-2009, 11:38 AM
i'm sorry but this topic just makes me want to :puke

Jericho
07-08-2009, 01:50 PM
i'm sorry but this topic just makes me want to :puke

That's his topic for tomorrow! :shrug

Nicole Dupre
07-08-2009, 01:57 PM
That's because the OP lives to have retarded shit like this spelled out for him. He just wants to see the girls type about doodie becuz he's a poop-pervert.

Richctdude
07-08-2009, 02:00 PM
interesting topic

Nicole Dupre
07-08-2009, 02:13 PM
interesting topicuuuuummmmmmm, NOT!

If adults can't figure out how to deal with this issue, and need an entire forum topic for it, they're uct fup imho.

TMI

JeniferTS
07-08-2009, 03:00 PM
First smell of shit, the session is OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...with NO REFUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

kensterling
07-08-2009, 03:44 PM
Happens in the guy escort biz too. Lot's of first timers and some bi guys don't know about anal hygene. I don't think it is a bad policy to tell them to douche beforehand and if they dont get it or understand, then no go with that customer.

dgs925
07-08-2009, 03:54 PM
That's because the OP lives to have retarded shit like this spelled out for him. He just wants to see the girls type about doodie becuz he's a poop-pervert.

And Nicole gets the prize!!



So what James, you couldn't figure out how to make this a poll?

Random532
07-08-2009, 07:40 PM
Wow, sorry to sound like an asshole, but what if people haven't ever been topped before and don't have a clue?

I hardly ever get topped, so I don't have a f*cking clue how to do this doucheing stuff.

Now if someone told me how the hell to actually do it then fine, I'm super happy to, but last time someone tried to explain it to me it sounded like something only someone with a massive gaping ass could do, which guess what, isn't me...

JeniferTS
07-08-2009, 07:48 PM
Wow, sorry to sound like an asshole, but what if people haven't ever been topped before and don't have a clue?

I hardly ever get topped, so I don't have a f*cking clue how to do this doucheing stuff.

Now if someone told me how the hell to actually do it then fine, I'm super happy to, but last time someone tried to explain it to me it sounded like something only someone with a massive gaping ass could do, which guess what, isn't me...

sorry to sound like an asshole, but common sense would tell you not to open your legs knowing you got to take a shit..

and if you don't know how to do this "doucheing stuff", then try buying one and read the directions.

Random532
07-08-2009, 07:50 PM
Hrm, big difference between "need to take a shit" and "completely empty and clean", isn't there?

I'm just asking here, I don't honestly know, like I say my experience of being topped is pretty minimal.

JeniferTS
07-08-2009, 07:57 PM
Hrm, big difference between "need to take a shit" and "completely empty and clean", isn't there?

I'm just asking here, I don't honestly know, like I say my experience of being topped is pretty minimal.

here, let me help you out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sRkAaJ1K0 Part 1 - How to douche

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-awUfaRHYU Part 2 - Anal, the right way

Hope the vids help :D

yosi
07-08-2009, 07:59 PM
A guy who doesn't clean himself before getting topped is an asshole :twisted:

LibertyHarkness
07-08-2009, 08:35 PM
takes about 10min to douche, i use a douche ball..fill it with warm water and you just squirt it up into your ass, then sit on the throne and evacuate.. you rinse and repeat until the water runs clear :)

then you are clean :)

Hara_Juku Tgirl
07-08-2009, 09:20 PM
First smell of shit, the session is OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!
This whole topic is a chop to me........
Guys using enemas is a fool to me because your playing the bitch role...
I mean really...a DUDE reeking of Summers Eve is nothing cute AT ALL bitch!

And so are guys leaving a creamy mess on a girls love pole! :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

rockabilly
07-08-2009, 11:05 PM
Be prepared , and Jen nice avatar ... but i cant see your smile :( body is rockin though.

JeniferTS
07-08-2009, 11:13 PM
Be prepared , and Jen nice avatar ... but i cant see your smile :( body is rockin though.

ty :wink: i have to switch it up sometimes..u know :D

rockabilly
07-08-2009, 11:32 PM
I'm stuck on mine , i have other pics but it wont let me use then.

JeniferTS
07-08-2009, 11:44 PM
how about showing something long and hard??? :shock: :lol:

rockabilly
07-08-2009, 11:58 PM
:oops: JEN! :oops: Maybe for your eyes only.

JeniferTS
07-09-2009, 12:01 AM
:twisted:

rockabilly
07-09-2009, 12:06 AM
You wicked lil vixen. ;) Are you trying to seduce me Ms. Jen ? ... cause if you are thats awesome.