According to this virtually everybody that's anybody

[thx1138]

worships Satan: http://www.rense.com/general85/satn.htm And here I thought everyone worshipped Mammon. :D

[hippifried]

I tried them all, & settled on worshiping my navel.

Aaaauuuuuuummmmmmmmm...

[thx1138]

I've been told this sign means "I love you" in standard sign language. Rense needs to get his act together.

[umbral_necropolitan]

Stupid website, probably still was able to get dummies to believe it.