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JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
09-27-2005, 08:04 AM
been going to the same barbershop now for well over 15 years
one day early in the summer I got off work early and went to go get a cut, this girl walks in that had seen me years ago at Edelweiss.............
now I don't know how many of you fellas ever had a run in with any of the [ladies] out in public, but I gotta tell ya, the few I've seen in public have always been really cool, quiet, etc. Anyway, she came in to get this dude who lived around the way that was getting a haircut from another barber. When they left that barber said to me, Johnny (cuz thats what they call me, muhfuckas............) you think that was a boy or a girl?!? So I laughed and said "that was a boy" and the barber laughed and said how you know, I played it off and said "I never saw a girl with a golden apple sized adam's lump in her throat" and the whole shop cracked up. But what killed me was after I said that ½ the muhfuckas in the shop were commenting on her tits, her ass, etc. to the point where I realized, we men are all fuckin dogs and will fuck almost anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thought I'd share that shit with ya

dj4monie
09-27-2005, 08:20 AM
That's funny, I was in Chatsworth, Downtown Porn Valley at one of the disbut that sell directly to the public.

Well two friends came out from South LA and we went DJ shopping. Afterwords we went by the warehouse because one of them was interested in discounted DVD's.

So we get there and start looking, well one of them is looking and looking more at the section I know they keep TG stuff.

Well to keep it short for the sake of bordom and bandwith, they started laughing and joking, talking about d**k size and all that b.s.

Seems one of them ran into a latina on the bus he drives and wanted to get him some but she was like not on the bus...

Its funny in the black community that anything homoerotic or tg just kinda flies under the radar. Nobody really confronts it unless they have too.

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
09-27-2005, 08:37 AM
lol
last night I was sitting in my car shortly after a club I hang out at closed...................this TS was walking up the street and a garbageman jumped off the truck and kicked it to her for about 2 minutes, older brotha, I just laughed

lurker
09-27-2005, 07:41 PM
When they left that barber said to me, Johnny (cuz thats what they call me, muhfuckas............) you think that was a boy or a girl?!? So I laughed and said "that was a boy" and the barber laughed and said how you know, I played it off and said "I never saw a girl with a golden apple sized adam's lump in her throat" and the whole shop cracked up.

Ok. Let's take this in a different direction.... What would you have done if the guys started doggin the girl and her friend before they left? I know since she was there to pick up a guy, it would be his place to stand up for her, but would you have piled on, or laid back out of the way?

--lurker

bknyballer3
09-27-2005, 08:12 PM
When they left that barber said to me, Johnny (cuz thats what they call me, muhfuckas............) you think that was a boy or a girl?!? So I laughed and said "that was a boy" and the barber laughed and said how you know, I played it off and said "I never saw a girl with a golden apple sized adam's lump in her throat" and the whole shop cracked up.

Ok. Let's take this in a different direction.... What would you have done if the guys started doggin the girl and her friend before they left? I know since she was there to pick up a guy, it would be his place to stand up for her, but would you have piled on, or laid back out of the way?

--lurker WOW nice one

almore
09-27-2005, 08:58 PM
that shit has happened to me a few times yrs ago, I used to always go to edelweiss and knew the girls pretty, but like most guys none of my boys knew what I was up and still don't, anyway I used to also go to alot of regular clubs with my boys like the factory or Exit and stay into the morning hrs and would end up seeing alot of the girls, they always ended up there, but I have to say there were pretty cool about it and not approach me give a smile here and there but not come right up to me.

brickcitybrother
09-27-2005, 11:26 PM
JWB ... any answer to the question?

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
09-28-2005, 01:41 AM
lol @ brickcity, I just walked in the door, give a man time to get comfortable
to answer your question I would have done what the [woman] did, which is mind my business......
she didn't acknowledge me when she walked in the shop, so if that scenario came up I wouldn't acknowledge her

I also want to add that this broad was extremely passable, to the point where if you heard her voice and saw her face minus the adams apple I called out you'd look twice to verify her

I don't play the capt. save a hoe routine fellas, sorry