Ever faked an orgasm?!?

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Any of you ever faked an orgasm to get sex over with?

I know I can't be the only dude on this board that's had an exhausted, worn out chick say "you came papi?" and then I said "yep" disposing of the condom down the toilet before she could check it for pussy pride...............

[kellyshore.net]

yes all the time lol

[Captain Boner]

Lol yeah once, she even was exhausted and latina too.

But condom down the toilet... baad for sewer system.

[ed_jaxon]

Yeah but I squirted a mayonnaise packet in her face so she didn't know.

[Ts CinthyaNY]

Plenty of times... we can't blame it only on me, some guys are just not made to give pleasure no matter what size their prick is.

*** Love to all ***

Cinthya.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Yeah but I squirted a mayonnaise packet in her face so she didn't know.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Helvis2012]

Yes, I have, which is a shame in a way. I could really use one of those sessions right, now! :lol:

[Tepres]

No.

[justatransgirl]

No of course not I would NEVER fake an orgasam. I can't imagine any girl ever doing such a thing... PS: I have some oceanfront land in Arizona for sale...

Besides bottoms can't really fake it, the stuff shows up on your tummy.

Giggles,
TS Jamie :-)

[Snoriega27]

I use a body double for all of my money shots. :wink:

[BlackShemaleLover]

yeah, I remember once.. she was hot but I had to go.. so I simulated an orgasm..

[OEMEnemyNum1]

I'm not a piece of meat, and I wont reduce myself to make her feel special......lol

[blckhaze]

I'm not a piece of meat, and I wont reduce myself to make her feel special......lol



HA!!

[canihavu]

Any of you ever faked an orgasm to get sex over with?

I know I can't be the only dude on this board that's had an exhausted, worn out chick say "you came papi?" and then I said "yep" disposing of the condom down the toilet before she could check it for pussy pride...............

I have never done that with a T Girl, but I have done it with a few GGs...

[OEMEnemyNum1]

I'm not a piece of meat, and I wont reduce myself to make her feel special......lol



HA!!

Always the reaction I go for!

[celticgrafix]

if u have to, must be something wrong with the chick

[Alyssa87]

if u have to, must be something wrong with the chick

..or the man (yes i have :? )

ps- i looove that avatar!!

[macjay18]

I have faked an orgasm when masturbated by myself. It was an 'express no frills' jerkoff

[tsntx]

sure have... but not as often as SMY has

[jayb392]

I have faked and I know once my ex faked, yes I was HORRIBLE at sex!

[ef9hatchman]

I have faked and I know once my ex faked, yes I was HORRIBLE at sex!At least u admit you suck at it lol. Jk.
seriously which person who has had sex has not faked it at least once....

Ever get annoyed by too much sex in one day that your dick feels like shit and not feeling it anymore, so u bs a cumming pull out and make sure the towel is on it before they turn -_-....I do it all the time :D lol

[baileyandkc]

When you get older, its not so much faking it..its just that you're not really sure it went through or not..

You need that message you get at the bank...transaction successfully completed!

[ef9hatchman]

When you get older, its not so much faking it..its just that you're not really sure it went through or not..

You need that message you get at the bank...transaction successfully completed!Lol Perfect explaination lol

[celticgrafix]

if u have to, must be something wrong with the chick

..or the man (yes i have :? )

ps- i looove that avatar!!


U know I gotta represent

[StaggerLee]

Reminds me of an old joke...
Q:Why do women fake orgasm?
A: Because they think we care.


But to answer the original question, yes I have-sometimes it's just too much, especially after a night of drinking, when all you really want to do is crash.