The thing that makes you wanna leave............

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

What is the one thing someone does right before sex that makes you want to grab your stuff and leave???

i.e. the "Everything was fine until they did [THAT]" thing!!!!!!!!!

[Fox]

:popcorn

Where do you come up with these thread ideas? lol

[Fitz1600]

The Dr. Jeckyll / Mr. Hyde transformation always sends me for a loop. I get that quite often.

[LibertyHarkness]

when the scratch their ass and sniff their finger... so not nice to see :)

[ARMANIXXX]

What is the one thing someone does right before sex that makes you want to grab your stuff and leave???

i.e. the "Everything was fine until they did [THAT]" thing!!!!!!!!!



Sometime in August, I went to this chicks house, cute Arab/Persian TS, and everything was was goin ok. We went to her bedroom and while I'm tryin to get my freak on, I decided to give her the obligatory finger sniff, and guess what...she was a tad ripe. Rather than blow the whole thing up, I suggested we take a shower together, she refused. I insisted, she asked why, I had to tell her her butt stank. lol.

I really don't know a diplomatic way to say it, so she got confrontational, I got my shit and my liquor, and I left.

When I go out on a date, I always make sure my body and every nook and cranny is bathed, smells good, and so clean you can eat off it.

She apparently believed different.

:?

[Coroner]

What is the one thing someone does right before sex that makes you want to grab your stuff and leave???

i.e. the "Everything was fine until they did [THAT]" thing!!!!!!!!!



Sometime in August, I went to this chicks house, cute Arab/Persian TS, and everything was was goin ok. We went to her bedroom and while I'm tryin to get my freak on, I decided to give her the obligatory finger sniff, and guess what...she was a tad ripe. Rather than blow the whole thing up, I suggested we take a shower together, she refused. I insisted, she asked why, I had to tell her her butt stank. lol.

I really don't know a diplomatic way to say it, so she got confrontational, I got my shit and my liquor, and I left.

When I go out on a date, I always make sure my body and every nook and cranny is bathed, smells good, and so clean you can eat off it.

She apparently believed different.

:?


:lol:

Well, that´s a damn shame dude. I´m sure she looked good but remember: butts are supposed to stink. :lol:

[msbhaven]

What is the one thing someone does right before sex that makes you want to grab your stuff and leave???

i.e. the "Everything was fine until they did [THAT]" thing!!!!!!!!!



Sometime in August, I went to this chicks house, cute Arab/Persian TS, and everything was was goin ok. We went to her bedroom and while I'm tryin to get my freak on, I decided to give her the obligatory finger sniff, and guess what...she was a tad ripe. Rather than blow the whole thing up, I suggested we take a shower together, she refused. I insisted, she asked why, I had to tell her her butt stank. lol.

I really don't know a diplomatic way to say it, so she got confrontational, I got my shit and my liquor, and I left.

When I go out on a date, I always make sure my body and every nook and cranny is bathed, smells good, and so clean you can eat off it.

She apparently believed different.

:?


:lol:

Well, that´s a damn shame dude. I´m sure she looked good but remember: butts are supposed to stink. :lol:


Uh, no they aren't! That's what soap is for dude. If someone doesn't have the common curtesy to wash their damn ass before having sex with someone(especially if they are going getting paid for it!) then they aren't someone that I would want to fuck. If someone is to fucking lazy to wash their ass then what other things are they not doing that could be unclean/unsafe?

[WendyWilliams]

When a guy starts asking questions about other ts. Do you know so and so, would you ever do a threesome, blah blah.

That is a huge turn off! Atleast wait till after we are done to start asking about my friends LOL

[blckhaze]

skid marks
bad smells
a chick who's too drunk

[Coroner]

What is the one thing someone does right before sex that makes you want to grab your stuff and leave???

i.e. the "Everything was fine until they did [THAT]" thing!!!!!!!!!



Sometime in August, I went to this chicks house, cute Arab/Persian TS, and everything was was goin ok. We went to her bedroom and while I'm tryin to get my freak on, I decided to give her the obligatory finger sniff, and guess what...she was a tad ripe. Rather than blow the whole thing up, I suggested we take a shower together, she refused. I insisted, she asked why, I had to tell her her butt stank. lol.

I really don't know a diplomatic way to say it, so she got confrontational, I got my shit and my liquor, and I left.

When I go out on a date, I always make sure my body and every nook and cranny is bathed, smells good, and so clean you can eat off it.

She apparently believed different.

:?


:lol:

Well, that´s a damn shame dude. I´m sure she looked good but remember: butts are supposed to stink. :lol:


Uh, no they aren't! That's what soap is for dude. If someone doesn't have the common curtesy to wash their damn ass before having sex with someone(especially if they are going getting paid for it!) then they aren't someone that I would want to fuck. If someone is to fucking lazy to wash their ass then what other things are they not doing that could be unclean/unsafe?

I know man. I was kidding and you´re right with your points.

[muhmuh]

Uh, no they aren't! That's what soap is for dude.

youll have to excuse him the clocks tick a little different down where hes from

[TomSelis]

Gettin blown and you hear "I love you". You push her head back down and she goes to work again for a little while. She stops again and says "I LOVE YOU"

I suspect this is how many guys get caught up.

[BeardedOne]

If they smoke right before.

I'm fair, and will allow a person that smokes to smoke, but within some sort of etiquette. I'll extend them that courtesy and hope that hey will extend to me, a non-smoker, a similar courtesy. So far, it hasn't been an issue.

I agree on the bathing thing. If I'm showing up at your door or in your bed all spiffed and polished, I expect a reasonably similar response from my date. Especially if said date is a pro.

I have a very low tolerance for stoopidity and ignorance, which is part of why I tend to chat up my partners before playtime. If I can't talk with you, then the sex falls flat. If a person comes up short in this respect, it's not a matter of my leaving before the fun starts, it's a matter of my not ever having arrived to begin with.

[Intrepid]

I agree on the bathing thing. If I'm showing up at your door or in your bed all spiffed and polished, I expect a reasonably similar response from my date. Especially if said date is a pro.


Yeah. Ya expect cleanliness.

[sugdaddie69]

Any crying,before or after sex,i'm gone.

[msbhaven]

Gettin blown and you hear "I love you". You push her head back down and she goes to work again for a little while. She stops again and says "I LOVE YOU"

I suspect this is how many guys get caught up.

I hate I love you's during sex period. It's such a mood killer.
Talk about how you love fucking me or love getting fucked by me. Actually just talk dirty to me period and I'm turned on.

[trannybanger]

What is the one thing someone does right before sex that makes you want to grab your stuff and leave???

i.e. the "Everything was fine until they did [THAT]" thing!!!!!!!!!

Ask you to pay the cashier before you walk through the metal detector

[Chaotic]

When she pulls out her crack pipe.

Seriously, a man's gotta draw the line somewhere, I draw mine at drugs. A little pot is fine, but once the hard stuff starts showing up, I'm outta there! :smh

[goldensamba]

When a guy starts asking questions about other ts. Do you know so and so, would you ever do a threesome, blah blah.

That is a huge turn off! Atleast wait till after we are done to start asking about my friends LOL

LOL Yeah that would be pretty fucking annoying!

[Barnabis78]

When they take out their dentures :shock:

[JonnyT]

when she pulls the cover over our heads and......farts!

[TomSelis]

I hate I love you's during sex period. It's such a mood killer.
Talk about how you love fucking me or love getting fucked by me. Actually just talk dirty to me period and I'm turned on.

Exactly.

8)

[sucka4chix]

The afore mentioned sizzle of a crack pipe.

The removal of a lovely wig revealing hair loss from years of mental and nervous drug use.

Pentagram tattoo or bedsheets! Sure fire ways to get rid of me!

[msbhaven]

The afore mentioned sizzle of a crack pipe.

The removal of a lovely wig revealing hair loss from years of mental and nervous drug use.

Pentagram tattoo or bedsheets! Sure fire ways to get rid of me!

Why would any girl be dumb enough to remove her wig in front of a lover if her hair looks like that? Being a girl who can pass isn't just one thing, it's a whole combination of things, some big, some not so big. Hair is a really big one though. If you have guy hair you are going to look like a guy no matter how many other things make you look like a girl. Hell, that's why so many bulldyke lesbians get men's haircuts!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

The afore mentioned sizzle of a crack pipe.

The removal of a lovely wig revealing hair loss from years of mental and nervous drug use.

Pentagram tattoo or bedsheets! Sure fire ways to get rid of me!

Why would any girl be dumb enough to remove her wig in front of a lover if her hair looks like that? Being a girl who can pass isn't just one thing, it's a whole combination of things, some big, some not so big. Hair is a really big one though. If you have guy hair you are going to look like a guy no matter how many other things make you look like a girl. Hell, that's why so many bulldyke lesbians get men's haircuts!

Ms. Bhaven you'd be amazed how many nightmares are floating around in guys heads from past experiences with the wrong chick.
this scene comes to mind best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-1C6QlvHl8

dude goes home with the chick and shit like that happens and you get freaked out.......

how many of you guys have taken home a chick and she paraded around in a skirt or some tight ass jeans poking her backside out all night then when you get her alone she takes clothing off and you feel like you're staring at a handball court wall.........you're dick/cock/penis (whatever you wanna call it) was hard when she had the clothes on but went ramen noodle limp after the cloth removal.......

better yet

how many of you hung chasers I've read countless time & time again have gone to meet or taken home a supposedly "well endowed" chick and then she tells you prior to dropping her draws "oh I'm not really that big" [LMAO]

ladies how many guys did you grope at a party, take to a hotel expecting to get the living hell fucked out of you and then at the last moment he's ass up in the air asking you to top him

lol
JWBL

[JamesHunt]

What is the one thing someone does right before sex that makes you want to grab your stuff and leave???

i.e. the "Everything was fine until they did [THAT]" thing!!!!!!!!!

When they say they have to go to the bathroom first, and you go in after them for a quick piss & get gassed out :lol:

[blckhaze]

The afore mentioned sizzle of a crack pipe.

The removal of a lovely wig revealing hair loss from years of mental and nervous drug use.

Pentagram tattoo or bedsheets! Sure fire ways to get rid of me!

Why would any girl be dumb enough to remove her wig in front of a lover if her hair looks like that? Being a girl who can pass isn't just one thing, it's a whole combination of things, some big, some not so big. Hair is a really big one though. If you have guy hair you are going to look like a guy no matter how many other things make you look like a girl. Hell, that's why so many bulldyke lesbians get men's haircuts!

Ms. Bhaven you'd be amazed how many nightmares are floating around in guys heads from past experiences with the wrong chick.
this scene comes to mind best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-1C6QlvHl8

dude goes home with the chick and shit like that happens and you get freaked out.......

how many of you guys have taken home a chick and she paraded around in a skirt or some tight ass jeans poking her backside out all night then when you get her alone she takes clothing off and you feel like you're staring at a handball court wall.........you're dick/cock/penis (whatever you wanna call it) was hard when she had the clothes on but went ramen noodle limp after the cloth removal.......

better yet

how many of you hung chasers I've read countless time & time again have gone to meet or taken home a supposedly "well endowed" chick and then she tells you prior to dropping her draws "oh I'm not really that big" [LMAO]

ladies how many guys did you grope at a party, take to a hotel expecting to get the living hell fucked out of you and then at the last moment he's ass up in the air asking you to top him

lol
JWBL


smh
life and times of dealing with black women.
smh

The weaves. THE WEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVEEEEESSSSS!!!!
ugh

[HP1000]

What is the one thing someone does right before sex that makes you want to grab your stuff and leave???

i.e. the "Everything was fine until they did [THAT]" thing!!!!!!!!!

When they say they have to go to the bathroom first, and you go in after them for a quick piss & get gassed out :lol:


OMG! :D :D