funny sign

[Alyssa87]

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/get_gas.jpg

im still laughing.lol

[saifan]

Hah hah. I love stuff like this!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I'd be laughing too if I wasn't jealous of those gas prices
p.s. I know its an old photo but still $3 a gallon seems good

[Lick UR Lovely]

Adding a few...

[Alyssa87]

lmaooo.

[Alyssa87]

http://images.javasigns.com/images/funny_sign_1.jpg

[santiago316]

:lol:

[Alyssa87]

thank you. ooh im crying!

pleaz post more HA

[blckhaze]

hey i know that beer guy.

[Lick UR Lovely]

few more

[santiago316]

haha gladly Alyssa

[Alyssa87]

lmao, i just peed a little.

*hits it 2 the BR.
more please

[Lick UR Lovely]

few more

[TomSelis]

http://robertstevenson.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/pic-3.jpg

http://robertstevenson.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/car-crash2.jpg


http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/v.jpg

http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/y.jpg

[Lick UR Lovely]

another

[Alyssa87]

ah what a fun night.lol

keep em comin por favor

[Realgirls4me]

The funniest ones to me were the German Shepard one with its time to the fence, and the Two months salary my ass zirconia one right before me. LOL!

[Paladin]

Check out this German town's name...

[Paladin]

http://robertstevenson.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/pic-3.jpg



Does anyone remember their JR high school geometry - what is X??

[Alyssa87]

http://robertstevenson.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/pic-3.jpg



Does anyone remember their JR high school geometry - what is X??

i do actually.
its 5cm, right?

[Paladin]

http://robertstevenson.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/pic-3.jpg



Does anyone remember their JR high school geometry - what is X??

i do actually.
its 5cm, right?

Absolutely correct baby,

Now for 100 reds, what is the angle of the dangle? :P

Please note this IS a trick question.

[Paladin]

For all of you who can't spell or properly proofread your posts:

[Willie Escalade]

:roll:

[Paladin]

One more for the boaters out there (myself included who has has to resort to paddling a few times!) And yes i do keep paddles in my powerboat, otherwist I would have to visit this store!

[Willie Escalade]

:lol:

[santiago316]

more

[Willie Escalade]

Last one... :wink:

[Alyssa87]

godbless u guys.

me, mimi & vanessa r kiki'ing right now.thanks.

[TsVanessa69]

i thought this was cute

[Paladin]

godbless u guys.

me, mimi & vanessa r kiki'ing right now.thanks.

Are they in NJ or are you in Chicago??

[Alyssa87]

we're on the phone

[santiago316]

I love this thread! LMAO!!

[Alyssa87]

lmaooo.
my cheeks hurt

[Paladin]

we're on the phone

Stupid me, the wonders of modern communications! I'm packing it in for the night.

I'll answer the angle of the dangle question tomorrow if no one gets it.

[mimiplastique]

LORD


RED MEANS STOP

[Paladin]

One last one for the night - don't get dizzy!

[santiago316]

:lol:

[TsVanessa69]

godbless u guys.

me, mimi & vanessa r kiki'ing right now.thanks.

Are they in NJ or are you in Chicago??
I just got in from NYC and Mimi is somwhere and Alyssa is a home in Jersy

[NYBURBS]

A few

[Paladin]

lmaooo.
my cheeks hurt
Let me rub them for you :D

[santiago316]

:D

[NYBURBS]

A few more

[Alyssa87]

yea rub em.

santiago just made it worse. ah haha

[santiago316]

yea rub em.

santiago just made it worse. ah haha

Hey what can I say :lol:

[TsVanessa69]

we're on the phone
Girl did my phone die, or did Mimi hang the phone up on us?

[santiago316]

Mas

[santiago316]

:shock: :lol:

[TheOne1]

http://www.angelfire.com/la3/judyb/katrina_sign_neworleans.jpg

[santiago316]

even more

[Paladin]

That last picture - she must get a lot ot takers or must be just getting free cake to NOT have sex!

I don't have a picture, but an "elderly" woman in Norwalk CT drive her car into a swimmng pool over the weekend. (saw it on CNN so someone might be able to get a pic). The AC must have went off and she needed to cool off ?????

[Ibrar]

my contribution!

[Ibrar]

part 2!

[Ibrar]

last lot!

[yosi]

:lol:

[santiago316]

last lot!

I love that "Christ died for our dunkin donuts" picture. :lol:

[Alyssa87]

next day... still hilarious :D

and yea Reina, mimi had a titti attack & hung up on us.

[santiago316]

[santiago316]

3 more

[Paladin]

This isn't a picture but, some of you might like it. I'll try to get some pictures later...


A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, 'We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings .'

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, 'We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings .'

The bear, very angry now, says, 'If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar '

The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings '

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, 'Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.'

The bear says, 'I'm NOT on drugs.'

The bartender says, 'You are now. That was a barbitchyouate .

[Paladin]

Here's one that I hope supply42 gets a kick out of!

[Lick UR Lovely]

OK I love this post!

[Lick UR Lovely]

few more

[santiago316]

:lol:

[santiago316]

[santiago316]

more coming later

[santiago316]

[needsum]

Here's a few of my favorites

[needsum]

this one needs no words, especially if you've lived at the Jersey Shore all your life like I have . . .

[needsum]

Ho Ho Ho mutherfucker . . .

[needsum]

Ho

[needsum]

Ho?

[needsum]

. . .

[needsum]

few more

[santiago316]

this one needs no words, especially if you've lived at the Jersey Shore all your life like I have . . .
LMAO!! I found two different versions of that picture.

[needsum]

HAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS! I'm so glad someone here appreciated that guido pic. Your last one is awesome--that dude on the left is ORANGE!!!!! Don't these assholes realize what they're doing and what they look like? OMG that shit is too funny!

[ted naves]

I don't think the bottom pic is that of Guidos. They look European. German or whatnot.

[Lick UR Lovely]

few more

[Alyssa87]

lmao.. u guys r the best

[emmettray]

Enjoy!

[santiago316]

I don't think the bottom pic is that of Guidos. They look European. German or whatnot.

You are probably right about that ted naves, none the less I still thought it was a funny picture. :lol:

[emmettray]

Whoops, sorry folks about the sizing cockup. (no pun intended)

[santiago316]

HAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS! I'm so glad someone here appreciated that guido pic. Your last one is awesome--that dude on the left is ORANGE!!!!! Don't these assholes realize what they're doing and what they look like? OMG that shit is too funny!

LMAO! You also got to wonder what these guys were thinking.(not guidos)
:lol:

[santiago316]

last one.

[santiago316]

[Alyssa87]

haha. oh the guidos.

[Paladin]

http://robertstevenson.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/pic-3.jpg



Does anyone remember their JR high school geometry - what is X??

i do actually.
its 5cm, right?

Absolutely correct baby,

Now for 100 reds, what is the angle of the dangle? :P

Please note this IS a trick question.

AD (Angle of the dangle) = ( HM x MA ) + (SH x SC)

which equals

the heat of the meat times the mass of the ass plus
the square of the hair times the sum of the cum...

I'll try to find some more signs / photos...

[Oli]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/remove-horniness.jpg
Not a big seller on HA

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/dried-fried-ass-meat.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/special-olympics.jpg
Is the sign creator also a participant?

[Oli]

For the next "Am I Gay" thread
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/queer-aid.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/be-careful-the-safe.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/enjoy-myself.jpg
Is this the HA Internet Cafe?

[Alyssa87]

lmaooo.
the asain ones are particularly funny.

the travel channel is focusing on Asia all week.
i'd like to Samantha Brown visiting these spots.lol

[santiago316]

[Oli]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/drinking-and-shopping.jpg
Isn't that what the internet's for?

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/no-entrance-greenland.jpg
Did anyone inform Erik the Red?

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/notice-slip-carefully.jpg

[santiago316]

[Oli]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/hung-long-butchery.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/with-your-private.jpg
Thats why I didn't fish in China...couldn't use my 'pole'.

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/fun-prohibited.jpg

[Oli]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/fucking-lovely.jpg
Good Advice

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/bj-park.jpg
The most popular amusement park in Asia...

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/dick-stick.jpg

[santiago316]

[santiago316]

[santiago316]

[bulldog]

bump bump bump it up, <<thats as far as my wit goes

keep this thread goin i love it :D

[santiago316]

[santiago316]

[santiago316]

More :lol:

[Thatiger23]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/funny-sign-boards_49.jpg

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/funny-signs-warning.jpg

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/funny_signs_003.jpg

[Thatiger23]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/ass-house.jpg

the next two arent signs but they are funny
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/funny-comic-book-panels.jpg

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/funny-pictures-mtv-cribs-squirrel-t.jpg

[Thatiger23]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/KFCSign.jpg

[Thatiger23]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/stp.jpg

[santiago316]

[Thatiger23]

im bored and cant sleep so i thought i would add some pics..

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/zzbathroom.jpg

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/job_facts_funny_sign_notice_hilario.jpg

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/funny_signs_8.jpg

[Thatiger23]

some more.........

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/Funny_signs_362064a.jpg

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/brit_sign_9.jpg

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/large_aussign.jpg

[Thatiger23]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/funny_signs_033.jpg

[bulldog]

the aim to keep the bathroom clean one had me laughing so hard that i had to just go and lay on my bed so i wouldnt hurt myself lol Keep Em Comin Please :D

[santiago316]

[yodajazz]

Here's one.

[emmettray]

Seems sound advice to me.

[absolutecarla]

funny signs from the Philippines

[emmettray]

Ha ha. Very good Carla. You're looking hot too.

[absolutecarla]

more...

[Minutemouse9]

8)

[santiago316]

[santiago316]

[santiago316]

[santiago316]

more :D

[santiago316]

[bulldog]

lol, woot keep'em coming :D

[santiago316]

lol, woot keep'em coming :D

LOL You got it Bulldog :D

[santiago316]

even more

[Thatiger23]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/70166Complaintgranade.gif

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/brit_sign_6.jpg

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/funny_tops.jpg

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee106/tonyb2206/good_luck_sign.jpg

[santiago316]

[Alyssa87]

whoa.. still alive- i love u guys.
all this laughing isnt helping the soreness :p

[bulldog]

WOOO YEA I LOVE THIS THREAD

[ed_jaxon]

....

[santiago316]

[santiago316]

[SarahG]

Here are a few I have from various emails.

[partlycloudy]

:arrow:

[santiago316]

:lol:

[SarahG]

lol is that your screenshot story?

So which was worse, letting your gf know you like tgirls, or posting about it on whatever board that forum post is from?

[santiago316]

more

[SarahG]

Some more-

[santiago316]

Some more-
http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/tentacles_397.jpg

WTF!??! :shock: :lol:

[jamesb121]

Heres a few....

[SarahG]

Some more-
http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/tentacles_397.jpg

WTF!??! :shock: :lol:

Tentacle-sex is some kind of odd fetish over there (possibly over here as well), and no I don't get it either.

[santiago316]

Some more-
http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/tentacles_397.jpg

WTF!??! :shock: :lol:

Tentacle-sex is some kind of odd fetish over there (possibly over here as well), and no I don't get it either.

Wow that is just creepy.

[santiago316]

[SarahG]

some more (last of the sign pics i can find on my hd)

[santiago316]

[Alyssa87]

lmao. i love it

[santiago316]

some more

[Alyssa87]

i came across this one by chance. lmao

http://theresafarrell.org/ugh.jpg

[mrbig]

Watertap in a brothel in Vietnam:lol:

[santiago316]

[santiago316]

[Willie Escalade]

That Zelda one is nice! :lol:

[Buzz Killington]

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/get_gas.jpg

im still laughing.lol



OMFG!!!! thats my last name!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[TGL]

I'll say more than half of all those add board signs are fake. Not that they - at least some of them - aren't funny, but many of them look photoshopped.

[needsum]

I'll say more than half of all those add board signs are fake. Not that they - at least some of them - aren't funny, but many of them look photoshopped.

I bow to the master of all things obvious . . . . :roll:


lol just kidding buddy!

[Ibrar]

more from me!

not all signs, but hey... :)

[the_bo]

funny stuff

[TGL]

I'll say more than half of all those add board signs are fake. Not that they - at least some of them - aren't funny, but many of them look photoshopped.

I bow to the master of all things obvious . . . . :roll:


lol just kidding buddy!

I only wrote it because it seems some people are taking them a bit too serious. I might be wrong though ;)

I guess being the master of all things obvious is still a master of something. Better than what most people achieve :P

[santiago316]

I'll say more than half of all those add board signs are fake. Not that they - at least some of them - aren't funny, but many of them look photoshopped.

I bow to the master of all things obvious . . . . :roll:


lol just kidding buddy!

I only wrote it because it seems some people are taking them a bit too serious. I might be wrong though ;)

I guess being the master of all things obvious is still a master of something. Better than what most people achieve :P

I know most of the board signs that I posted are fake, but I thought they were still funny so that's why I posted them. :D

[santiago316]

That Zelda one is nice! :lol:

lol Yeah I thought that was a real good one too. :D

[santiago316]

[celticgrafix]

here some

[santiago316]

:lol:

[SarahG]

Here are two more from Break

[bulldog]

lol thanks for bringing this thread back, i went back through it and had a good laugh

[Alyssa87]

between this and the office, im dying laughing. thanks n keep em comin.

[Marinus]

What's in a name ...

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/67%20His%20Parents%20Hated%20Him.jpg

[Marinus]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/20apr16-best-protest-ever.jpg

[Marinus]

http://content.humorpix.com/images/3442/p001.jpg

[Marinus]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/667-thumb.jpg
The real solution to Rubik's cube ...

http://users.fulladsl.be/spb26475/dublin/PICT0003.jpg

[Marinus]

http://www.net-games.biz/funny-pictures/pictures/1035.jpg

[SarahG]

Here's some more from break:

[santiago316]

[santiago316]

[Alyssa87]

lmao everytime this thread comes back up i feel just a lil better.

[santiago316]

[Justawannabe]

I love this thread... just cracks me up...

Sean

[santiago316]

[Willie Escalade]

That faggot one is outstanding! :lol: :lol:

[santiago316]

That faggot one is outstanding! :lol: :lol:
Yeah it is huh :lol:

[Alyssa87]

just saw this and thought of this thread :)
http://mazurland.typepad.com/myweblog/images/2007/08/31/reasonable.jpg

[santiago316]

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif

[luko]

Real Sign of Church in my 'hood

[SarahG]

From break again

[Space_Cowboy]

lol

[SarahG]

Some more

[SarahG]

More again

[SarahG]

And some more...

[SarahG]

Some more from break...

[Lick UR Lovely]

http://i659.photobucket.com/albums/uu312/LUL100/image004.jpg

http://i659.photobucket.com/albums/uu312/LUL100/image011.jpg

http://i659.photobucket.com/albums/uu312/LUL100/image012.jpg

http://i659.photobucket.com/albums/uu312/LUL100/image010.jpg

[SarahG]

More

[SarahG]

Again...

[SarahG]

And more

[Hendrix]

:lol:

[beandip]

me at work

[beandip]

Go ahead, take a shit.

[beandip]

fail safe position.

[beandip]

maybe, maybe not.

[beandip]

maybe it'll go out by itself.

[beandip]

:)

[beandip]

penis envy?

[beandip]

Nose rings? Naaaaaaaaaaa

Make a statement.

[beandip]

White men can't dance?

Bullshit.

[beandip]

Easily amused?

[beandip]

ok, I give up. I've spent wayyyyyyy too much time tryin' to figure this one out. :shock:

[beandip]

....bet this dude is havin' second thoughts about rollin' outta bed this morning....

[beandip]

shit happens

[beandip]

start em when they're small.

[beandip]

the chick in the front....is that the look of terror or sheer determination to get to school on time?

[beandip]

The pre-Harley era?

[beandip]

...the dude makes a good point there...

[beandip]

WTF? Regulations on rubbin' one out?

:(

[beandip]

kewl name..... reminds me of a hair salon sign I saw once

"Roll-up, Curl & Dye.

[beandip]

calling OSHA.

[beandip]

nice hole 1.

[beandip]

not so nice hole.

[beandip]

:shock:

[beandip]

Good fences make good neighbors, or not.

[beandip]

Hell, I'd give him a buck for at least being creative.

[beandip]

small oops

[beandip]

...slightly bigger oops. You would think he might have heard something 1/2 way through....no? :D

[beandip]

my first infraction.

[beandip]

take me home to meet your mom. LOL

[beandip]

:lol:

[beandip]

Got this Vid? LOL

[beandip]

:roll:

[beandip]

:shock:

[beandip]

:lol:

[beandip]

ahhhhhhhhhhh romance.

[beandip]

nice azz

[beandip]

a few too many.

[beandip]

8)

[beandip]

oookkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

[beandip]

Now you've done gone pissed off Billy-Bob-Joe-Ray-Pig-Phucker and he's gonna lay an azz whuppin on ya.

[beandip]

....yea, I know they're not all signs....but I figured maybe I'd try to get a chuckle here...

peace

[Hendrix]

:D

[SarahG]

From break again. Look closely, you'll see it.

[santiago316]

:lol:

[Alyssa87]

thank you for bringing this back.lol

[santiago316]

thank you for bringing this back.lol
:lol: No problem Alyssa, I completely forgot about this thread until I came across the "dirty underwear ad" picture. Here are a few more...

[tstv_lover]

Great thread - lots of laughs!

[celticgrafix]

...

[Alyssa87]

lmao

keep em comin

[celticgrafix]

...

[Alyssa87]

lmao

[partlycloudy]

:arrow:

[Alyssa87]

i love it

[santiago316]

[Alyssa87]

http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/triangle_choke_197.jpg
why i love mma

[santiago316]

:arrow: