Your favorite memorable Movie quotes?

[Lick UR Lovely]

I'll start with one of my all time favorites from the 1976 film The Outlaw Josey Wales

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

[TomSelis]

"Put the glasses on! PUT 'EM ON!"
*The most hilarious fight scene in film history follows*
Roddy Piper- They Live

[timxxx]

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... ...and I'm all out of bubble gum" - They Live

[TomSelis]

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... ...and I'm all out of bubble gum" - They Live

"I have come here...."

But yes, that was next.

"YOU, you're ok. This one here....REAL FUCKIN UGLY!"

Roddy Piper- They Live

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.............
Shakespeare used in one of the last Kirk based Star Trek movies

[bellamy]

From Indiana Jones: It's not the age it's the miles.

[Kramer]

"They took the bar............the whole fucking bar!!!!

[southern81]

you tell them i'm coming and Hells coming with me
-Tombstone

[tsluva]

" wait'll they get a load of me " ...... the Joker ( jack nicholas)

[TomSelis]

"Wanna see a magic trick? I bet I can make this...disappear"

*BOOM*

It's gone.

Heath Ledger- Dark Knight

[buzzy2433]

"I'm surrounded by assholes"










space balls

[audioguy]

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Verbal Kint/Kaiser Soze

Kevin Spacey in "The Usual Suspects"

Definitely one of my favorites.

You could have an entire thread devoted to Big Lebowski quotes, as well!!!!

[francisfkudrow]

"Dark times are ahead. Soon we must face the choice between what is right and what is easy"

--Albus Dumbledore
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

[flabbybody]

"you're gonna need a bigger boat"





Chief Brody, JAWS (1975)

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

"Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, But its better if you do" ~Alice (Natalie Portman in Closer)

;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[hwbs]

its not like fucking house of pain was going to do something (swingers)

[saifan]

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[TheOne1]

"kiss my converse"


~ Last Dragon

[Dinand]

Why so serious?

[santiago316]

You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person. I put them back on, formaldehyde face.- Nada(They Live) :lol:
http://www.theofficialjohncarpenter.com/data/movies/sounds/tlscform.wav

[kaientai]

Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.

mat damon as loki dogma

[kaientai]

Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you. "


matt damon as loki dogma
man i love that movie

[Caff_Racer]

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

Michael Caine in The Italian Job

[Intrepid]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. That smell, that gasoline smell, it smells like....victory"
LtCol Kilgore (Robert Duvall) in Apocalypse Now

[Dinand]

Am I Not Merciful?

Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator.

[StaggerLee]

"Don't throw those bloody spears at ME!"
Michael Caine, Zulu

[themerchent002]

you know, you need a liscence to carry a gun, you need a liscence to drive a car. hell you need a liscence to catch a fish, but they'll let any but reaming asshole be a dad.

keanu reeves-parenthood

[scubaman]

"You fucked up you trusted us"

Animal House

[partlycloudy]

http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=27188&

[Dinand]

We'll Tear Your Soul Apart.

Pinhead in Hellraiser 2.

[TomSelis]

"Bitches, LEAVE!!!"

Clarence Bodigger- Robocop

[santiago316]

"Hey,the sheriff is a ni{bong}
"What did he say?"
"He said the sheriff is near."
"No you gol dang varmit,the sheriff is a ni[bong}-Blazing Saddles
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vcZ9ku_wInw

Hey where are the white women at?-Blazing Saddles
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TJkHykGRXrw

[Dinand]

There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?

Abigail Breslin in Signs (awesome movie).

[santiago316]

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. -Jim(Blazing Saddles)

[Caff_Racer]

"A man's gotta know his limitations"

Clint Eastwood in Magnum Force

[Dinand]

Where the white women at?

Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

How about memorable movie lines? (from the movie CLOSER):

Larry: Do you enjoy sucking him off?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: You like his cock?
Anna: I love it!
Larry: You like him coming in your face?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: What does it taste like?
Anna: It tastes like you but sweeter!
Larry: That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.

lol :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Double post. :evil:

[saifan]

Your fucking him without fucking him and that's the same fucking thing.

Showgirls.

[redhotmailer]

Matt Damon: "Are you suicidal?"

Brad Pitt: "Only in the morning"

Ocean's Eleven

[smoof]

No time for love, Dr. Jones.


Randal from clerks

[AllanahStarrNYC]

Every lineline by Bette Davis in All About Eve....

Every line line by Faye Dunaway in Mommie Dearest...

Every line by Divine in Female Trouble....

Those are just a few..

[slinky]

"No Time for the Old In-Out Love - Just Here to Read the Meter"

[muttley]

"I don't know what are the hours like"

By Nigel Tufnell: After being asked if he would enjoy the job he
just finished describing he would like to do if he wasnt a rock star.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eS76YvjdAbI

Watch that clip. its right at the end sorry. but probably my
funniest moment in the whole film.

[saifan]

No time for love, Dr. Jones.


Randal from clerks

And Temple of Doom of course.

[Ibrar]

You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."

Jay, in Clerks 2!

So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Hansel, in Zoolander

Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

Dirk, in Rushmore!

Thanks to imdb for letting me get the proper quotes :D

[glenntinnyc]

"hey agent Foster Grant"


Robert Deniro
Midnight Run

[tssexychanel]

APPROVAL NEITHER DESIRED OR REQUIRED - NOXEEMA JACKSON TOO WONG FOO

[stephenward]

"Here's looking at you, kid."

"We'll always have Paris."

"Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake."

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

[hwbs]

we got a floater (caddyshack )

[LTR_Seeker]

What we have here is a failure to communicate...... Cool Hand Luke

[Iggy]

I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

To many to choose from!

[TomSelis]

Dingo: And after the spanking, oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[santiago316]

I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

To many to choose from!
I agree :lol:

"Excuse me while I whip this out"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EYlDbv7MqE8

[Legend]

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. ..."-Inigo Montoya PRINCESS BRIDE

" You know what you'd look like with this sandwich up your ass?

What?

Like a fat, stupid fuck with a sandwich up his ass." FALLEN

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me!" ROBOCOP

"You think anyone is gonna take your word over mine. I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here. I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack-a-sh**." THE BREAKFAST CLUB/VERNON


Lewis Skolnick: [T]here's 6,127 students at Adams, 58% of which are girls.
Gilbert Lowe: So?
Lewis Skolnick: So, that's 7,107.32 boobs.
REVENGE OF THE NERDS

[baileyandkc]

He might be part Old Yeller, but he's not Old Yeller!

OLD YELLER


-----------------------------------------

Ooh, aah, ooh, aah!

ROCKIN WITH SEKA

[kimjongil]

" Get your fat ass up there! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you? "

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

[bigfreddy]

"Put the coffee down" Glengarry Glen Ross

"60 percent of the time it works...every time" Anchorman

[krupaman]

Girl in Bar--"Hey Johnny ,what are you rebelling against?
Johnny(Marlon Brando)"whatdaya got?"

from the Wild One

[santiago316]

All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for no one-Tony Montana(Scarface) 8)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=trHep0bV8hQ&feature=related

[unctrld1]

Man: Fuck you, Tat! fuck you think you is muthafuckin Ron O'Neill or som'm? talkin' about I better pay or else, I ain't your bitch *****!
Man: [shrugs] Well... whatcha gon' do?
Tat Lawson: Oh... what I'm gon' do?
[pulls out revolver and points it at the man]
Man: What? I'm supposed to be scared now that you pull out a pistol muthafucka? I just spent five muthafuckin' years in the joint... I told ya I pay yo monkey-ass when I feel like it! better suck my dick!
Tat Lawson: [while he shoots the man 8 times] suck on this muthafucka!

Menace II Society

[barefootjoe69]

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

Taxi Driver

[Santino Capri]

Deep Cover

Roger Guenveur Smith: Eddie

Fuck you, Little faggot.

Ain't had pussy
since pussy had you.

[Santino Capri]

Get On the Bus by Spike Lee

Xavier: Why are you even going to the march?
Wendell: Niggas and cars, cars and niggas. Niggas need cars like cars need niggas. I gotta make me some money. You think I'm gonna miss out on all that networking, shit nigga you must be crazy. I got a joke for ya, nigga: What do you get when you cross a million lesbians and the million man march?
Jay: Ok, what do you get when you cross one million lesbians and the million man march?
Wendell: Two million mother-fuckers who don't do dick.
[Laughs]
Wendell: You niggas somethin' else.
[Pointing at everybody]
Wendell: Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, all you niggas!
Gary: Hey Wendell, I got a joke for you: What do they call a black man with a Lexus dealership?
Wendell: What?
Gary: Nigga.
[Wendell is thrown off the bus with his coat following]
Jay: Nigga need Coat like Coat need Nigga!

[sidrat910]

My Top 5:

"Yippee-Ki-Yay Motherfucker!" (Bruce Willis; Die Hard 1 thru 4)

"Mother-Pussbucket!" (Bill Murray: Ghostbusters)

"I am COMPLETELY out of ammo. That's never happened to me before." (Michael Gross; Tremors 2)

"This town needs an enema!" (Jack Nicholson; Batman)

"Laugh it up, fuzzball." (Harrison Ford; The Empire Strikes Back)

[Santino Capri]

Richard Pryor : Which Way Is Up????

Richard Pryor played three characters, Leroy, Grandad, Rev. Lenox

Grandad: Somebody stole my piece of chicken....And I hope they choke on the goddamn bone.

[Santino Capri]

Tango & Cash

Gabriel Cash: I don't know about you, but I have an aversion to getting F.U.B.A.R...
Ray Tango: What's F.U.B.A.R.?
Gabriel Cash: Fucked-Up Beyond All Recognition.

[TomSelis]

Man: Fuck you, Tat! fuck you think you is muthafuckin Ron O'Neill or som'm? talkin' about I better pay or else, I ain't your bitch *****!
Man: [shrugs] Well... whatcha gon' do?
Tat Lawson: Oh... what I'm gon' do?
[pulls out revolver and points it at the man]
Man: What? I'm supposed to be scared now that you pull out a pistol muthafucka? I just spent five muthafuckin' years in the joint... I told ya I pay yo monkey-ass when I feel like it! better suck my dick!
Tat Lawson: [while he shoots the man 8 times] suck on this muthafucka!

Menace II Society

Other man: Tat, Tat, Tat...What the fuck!?

Tat: *points the gun at him* You owe me money too!?

Other man: Nawl, but here you go!

:lol:

[xrey]

"Say hello to my little friend" - you know who in you know what movie.

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgpp30041+say-hello-to-my-little-friend-al-pacino-scarface-poster.jpg

[xrey]

"You Dick!"

http://qni.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/15/123046__fast_times_l.jpg

[uber_nerd]

"Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!"

-Eddie Murphy, BHC

[kaientai]

What's that tommy
That's my gun Turkish
i can see it's agun what do you need it for
For protection Turkish
From What??? Sie Germans??
Snatch

Want some sugar?
No thanks I'm sweet enough
Snatch

I'm Your Huckleberrry
Tombstone

[iloveall]

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

[stephenward]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn,"

[stephenward]

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

[stephenward]

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

[stephenward]

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." - On the Waterfront

[ottorocket]

"Dead or alive you're coming with me" Robocop

"Somethin' in those tree's" Predator

"Its not a whales dick" Weird Science

[Dinand]

Fuck The Machine

Ed Harris in Glengarry Glen Ross

[Dinand]

You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.

Al Pacino in Heat

[MerriCait]

love this line from Hancock

Fat Guy: she should sue you, you really fucked her up.

will smith: you should sue mcdonnalds, they really fucked you up.


hellboy golden army

red: here have a beer.

blue: my bodys a temple.

red: no its an amusement park, drink up,

[Nooksack]

Balls of Fury: Master Wong

Better to die as a Tiger than live as a Pussy!

[crickets]

Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

-Donnie Darko

[hondarobot]

This would be mine at the moment. I actually got to enjoy four days off from work last week, but then I got a phone call. :)

Back to work for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKR3QU3dB0M&feature=related

[smoof]

"that is what i love about these high school girls man. i get older they stay the same age."

Matthew McConaughey - dazed and confused

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo4kDrWBa6c

[nishdo]

Because I choose to.


Reloaded.

[the_bo]

Leave the gun, take the canoli!-Clamenza from The Godfather

Listen up you primitive screwheads this is my BOOMSTICK!- Ash -Army of Darkness

37? my girlfriend sucked 37 cocks! -Dante clerks

[southern81]

it buisness not personal-----Godfather

[ptyseminole]

"go ahead punk, make my day"

the whole Godfather (1 and 2) movies...

[2754tim]

What the the Fuck's so funny 'bout me?

Goodfellas