New Career Direction

[hondarobot]

I quit my job last Wednesday, and now that last minute negotiations have ended, I'm reached the conclusion that I'm not going back.

Anyone have any interesting career paths I should pursue?

My resume: I can do anything.

[Alyssa87]

DisneyWorld!
u can greet visitors in the MickeyMouse costume!

[hondarobot]

I'd rather be inside Goofy.

:P

[timxxx]

I'm sure you could talk some of the girls here into joining your stable :twisted:

[hondarobot]

Actually I tried doing the pimp thing many years ago. I'm really not good at that sort of thing. The one girl I had in my "stable" went on one date, walked out on it, then later stole my bed.

True story.

:lol:

[timxxx]

then later stole my bed.




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[El Nino]

You could work at Chuck E. Cheese's and dress up in the giant mouse costume. Oh yeah, McDonalds is always hiring as well...

[thx1138]

US Marines need a few good men in Afghanistan.

[JelenaCD]

to late to tell you this advise , yet never quit your current job if you have no backup or no reserve funds , wtf were you thinking ? if you have $ saved then all right otherwise again WTF ?
Maybe you can feminize yourself and go on hormones and be a hungangel !
Good luck pal !

[plankton]

US Marines need a few good men in Afghanistan.None of the armed forces will take me(I tried). I have tried but a couple of things have kept me from serving(concussions,broken leg,broken arm and hand,right skull fracture ).

[dgs925]

I recommend organic farming. That's what I plan on doing with my time once I get my PhD in chemical physics. I just think hard work feels better than sitting in front of a computer screen which is what I do now.

[Burg]

I quit my job last Wednesday, and now that last minute negotiations have ended, I'm reached the conclusion that I'm not going back.

Anyone have any interesting career paths I should pursue?

My resume: I can do anything.

The oil and gas industry is off the hook now a days.....long hours but the pay in unbelievable.....many sides to the industry.....the producing and servicing side is the best imo. Drilling, fracturing, cementing, flowback, and well testing are all great jobs and are in very high demand....they will train u for the positions as u work. many guys are making over 2 grand a week.....as u get experience many guys are consulting back to the majors for 1500 hundred a day!

[plankton]

I recommend organic farming. That's what I plan on doing with my time once I get my PhD in chemical physics. I just think hard work feels better than sitting in front of a computer screen which is what I do now.You have the cutest avatar i've ever seen.

[young4ts]

I'd rather be inside Goofy.

:P

that's the sickest shit i've ever heard

[hondarobot]

I'd rather be inside Goofy.

:P

that's the sickest shit i've ever heard

Well, you read it, not heard it. I suppose you could be reading postings out loud, which might be what you're referring to. I still don't see what's sick about the post.

Are you yet another mentally retarded individual?

[trannybanger]

Damn, I guess now we won't all make that trek to the Gay club in Minnesota for its amazing light show and well mopped bathrooms.

[chefmike]

I'm shocked that tardbot has thrown away such a promising career. Who else was better suited for a job as a jizzmopper at a seedy gay bar?

Anyway, here are some suggested buzzwords for tardbot's resume:

de·lu·sion·al
1: the act of deluding : the state of being deluded
2 : something that is falsely or delusively believed or propagated b: a persistent false psychotic belief regarding the self or persons or objects outside the self that is maintained despite indisputable evidence to the contrary; also : the abnormal state marked by such beliefs

im·be·cile
usually offensive : a person affected with moderate mental retardation

[chefmike]

Perhaps tardbot should also consider getting his HS diploma while he has the free time...

[chefmike]

I quit my job last Wednesday, and now that last minute negotiations have ended, I'm reached the conclusion that I'm not going back.



ROTFLMFAO @last minute negotiations...priceless...did they hire an immigrant jizzmopper who agreed to work for less than the minimum wage? Tough luck, tardbot...but perhaps there's a job opening for an experienced gloryhole sanitation engineer like yourself somewhere else... :lol:

And BTW, pinhead...it's I've reached... :roll:

[El Nino]

There are always petroleum transfer technicians (gas pumpers) in need, as well Mr. Roboto!

[chefmike]

LMAO...or he could go into business for himself as a squeegee guy! I think that it's also a safe assumption that tardbot didn't actually quit his job, he was fired for being asleep at the jizzmop. Let's hope that he takes his next exciting career a little more seriously.

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