TomSelis
07-25-2008, 02:07 AM
Have you ever been told a lie that was so wrong and so bad that you said to yourself, "Is this muthafucka for real?" After they said it, you could never take them completely serious again. Because deep down you know that shit worked on somebody before, that's why they told it again?
Some of my favorites:
"Uh-Uh, I'm not the same as other girls, I have 23 chromosomes, that's one extra and it's a female one." (Oh really?)
"I'm an RN." (later in the conversation) "The worse part of my job is changing the bed pans and washing people" (Bitch, do you even know what an RN does?!)
".....see 'cause look, my job lost my check, they sent it to the wrong address....." (.......)
Share......you know you've heard some doozies.
Some of my favorites:
"Uh-Uh, I'm not the same as other girls, I have 23 chromosomes, that's one extra and it's a female one." (Oh really?)
"I'm an RN." (later in the conversation) "The worse part of my job is changing the bed pans and washing people" (Bitch, do you even know what an RN does?!)
".....see 'cause look, my job lost my check, they sent it to the wrong address....." (.......)
Share......you know you've heard some doozies.