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hyperspace
07-05-2008, 12:29 AM
The USA would be in a much better state if the British had won.

Free SRS for a start.

chefmike
07-05-2008, 01:03 AM
The USA would be in a much better state if the British had won.

Free SRS for a start.

And better dental care too, right? :roll:

We kicked your limey asses here in the US of A, and then we saved your sorry asses across the pond in WWII!

So STFU you ungrateful little shit.

And BTW...

Happy Independence Day, nancyboy!

And may God slay the queen and all that rot!

hyperspace
07-05-2008, 01:36 AM
The USA would be in a much better state if the British had won.

Free SRS for a start.

And better dental care too, right? :roll:

We kicked your limey asses here in the US of A, and then we saved your sorry asses across the pond in WWII!

So STFU you ungrateful little shit.

And BTW...


Happy Independence Day, nancyboy!

And may God slay the queen and all that rot!

We saved our own arses in the Battle of Britain way before youeven entered the war. You only entered it because Hitler declared war on you. Before that you were too chicken sh1t to join in.
and what is it with this teeth thing? if you actually managed to get out of your pig fucking village you would see that like America it is mainly the poor that have bad teeth.

Mind you I dont expect you to leave seeing as though every country hates you so much right now.

However I dont hate the US but I do hate twats like you. I was merely trying to make a valid point about the US being dog eat dog where all that matters is material wealth.

chefmike
07-05-2008, 01:52 AM
The USA would be in a much better state if the British had won.

Free SRS for a start.

And better dental care too, right? :roll:

We kicked your limey asses here in the US of A, and then we saved your sorry asses across the pond in WWII!

So STFU you ungrateful little shit.

And BTW...


Happy Independence Day, nancyboy!

And may God slay the queen and all that rot!

We saved our own arses in the Battle of Britain way before youeven entered the war. You only entered it because Hitler declared war on you. Before that you were too chicken sh1t to join in.
and what is it with this teeth thing? if you actually managed to get out of your pig fucking village you would see that like America it is mainly the poor that have bad teeth.

Mind you I dont expect you to leave seeing as though every country hates you so much right now.

However I dont hate the US but I do hate twats like you. I was merely trying to make a valid point about the US being dog eat dog where all that matters is material wealth.

You made a point, nancyboy?

Not bloody likely.

Now go eat some good barbecue and celebrate America's Independence Day, jackass.

Oops, my bad...you don't have any good barbecue(or good food for that matter) in your damp and wretched little country, do you lad?

Pity.

Lick UR Lovely
07-05-2008, 03:03 AM
The USA would be in a much better state if the British had won.

Free SRS for a start.

LOL

I can't pluck me yew! <look that up

62des
07-05-2008, 05:40 AM
Fuck U asshole. lol Us lose a war just 4 a damn surgery? not happenin.

Fox
07-05-2008, 06:04 AM
The USA would be in a much better state if the British had won.

Free SRS for a start.

And better dental care too, right? :roll:

LOL!

thefrakkincaptain
07-05-2008, 04:36 PM
We saved our own arses in the Battle of Britain way before youeven entered the war. You only entered it because Hitler declared war on you. Before that you were too chicken sh1t to join in.
and what is it with this teeth thing? if you actually managed to get out of your pig fucking village you would see that like America it is mainly the poor that have bad teeth

Here's how it is you Limey Piece of Shit

Even though Hitler declared war on us first, it still doesn't take away from the fact that we STILL saved your asses in World War II. Did you have the airpower to reduce Germany's industrial complex to rubble? No. Did you have the ground forces necessary to open a second front in Western Europe and push into the heart of the Third Reich? No. Did you have the industrial might to build the vast majority of war materials used by the Allies--even before December 1941? No. Don't sit there and say that you saved your own asses during the Battle of Britain either. Without resupply from the United States you would have all withered on the vine and died. Period.

Who else would have saved you? The Russians? Not fucking likely. If we hadn't been there, the Russians would have rolled over Germany in about 1946 and then just kept going west, making every nation in Europe, including yours, puppets states to Stalin's empire. Don't forget that we stood vigil at Fulda Gap and in missile silos and air bases with thousands of nuclear weapons for 40 years during the Cold War defending, not only of our own nation, but Western Europe as well from the Soviet juggernaut.

You should get down on your knees and kiss the ass of every American veteran that you meet. You have THEM to thank for the freedom and free (shitty) healthcare that you enjoy. If it wasn't for them, you'd be living under a swastika or a hammer and sickle.

If the British and won the Revolutionary War, what should have been the United States would be just like Canada and Australia: sparsely populated and economically stagnant. Everything west of the Mississippi River would be Third World Latin countries like Mexico and the rest of Central America.

On July 4, 1776, George III wrote in his diary "Nothing of importance happened today." Little did he know that it was probably the most important day in human history. It was the day that free men threw off the yoke of their monarch and founded the first successful republic in human history.

How many millions of people flocked to your shores during the 19th and 20th Centuries, asshole? One or two? We had 40 to 50 million showing up here. They came here with nothing but the barest of essentials most of the time. They stayed and built the most powerful nation in the history of the world. What's your nation built on, limey? Barbarian migrations during the 4th and 5th Centuries and a dying monarchy? Ours is literally built on people's hopes and dreams. No other nation can lay claim to that fact. That's why we're so strong.

No, the United States of America isn't perfect; we're far from it. But we're still the greatest nation on Earth and the last, best hope for the future of Mankind.


I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America,
And to the republic for which it stands.
One nation, indivisible
With liberty and justice for all.

thefrakkincaptain
07-05-2008, 04:44 PM
One more thing: maybe if England is a good little bitch we'll make it a state sometime in the 21st Century.

Tomfurbs
07-05-2008, 05:22 PM
America is making up for being late joining in WW2 by being early for every subsequent conflict.


Only messin' with ya, you adorable yankee doodles!

Jericho
07-05-2008, 05:40 PM
Gee, thanks for the history lesson, kepptin, but, shove it up yer arse...Sideways .
Guess, you forgot about the Indians, huh?


You should get down on your knees and kiss the ass of every American veteran that you meet. You have THEM to thank for the freedom and free (shitty) healthcare that you enjoy.

I was going to stay out of this. Basically, i think the op's a bit of a cock, starting something like this (especially on Independance Day), but, there's no way i'm letting this jingostic bollocks slide past without comment.

Shitty health care?
How many people in your country, the self proclaimed greatest country in the world, are genuinely afraid of becoming ill, because they can't afford health care (shitty or otherwise)?

The NHS may have problems, but it's there for everybody, no matter what income bracket they're in.

And as for that other old chesnut.
Kiss your veterans arses?
Fuck you, you get down on your kness and beg forgiveness from every mother her lost her son, blue on blue!
Any debt we owed has been paid back with blood over the last three oil wars.


Now that that's out of the way, any of you veterans out there who aren't still under the covers, cringing with embarrassment at that jingoistic prick, I hope you had a good day...Especially the 30th in N.C.

Tomfurbs
07-05-2008, 05:45 PM
Fuck you, you get down on your kness and beg forgiveness from every mother her lost her son, blue on blue!


+1

The Free French Resitance had a saying during WW2:


When the British bomb, the Germans duck their heads.

When the Germans bomb, the British duck their heads.

When the Americans bomb, EVERYONE ducks their heads!

thefrakkincaptain
07-05-2008, 06:33 PM
Gee, thanks for the history lesson, kepptin, but, shove it up yer arse...Sideways .
Guess, you forgot about the Indians, huh?

How can you be so arrogant as to bring up the Indians when your country, over its long history, has subgated more native peoples than any other nation in history?

Guess you forgot about:
India
China (where your people started the Opium War)
Kenya
South Africa
Aborigines in Australia
Ireland
Sudan
Nigeria
Botswana
Zambia
Pakistan
Bangladesh
Afganistan
Tanzania
Zimbabwe
Namibia
Iraq (where you were there far longer than we've been)
Jordan
Uganda
Ghana
Eritrea
Djibouti
Singapore
Burma

Don't talk to me about Indians in such a chastizing tone when your hands are far, far bloodier than ours. At its height your British Empire oppressed 2/5 of the entire world.


Fuck you, you get down on your kness and beg forgiveness from every mother her lost her son, blue on blue!

Do you honestly think that the mother's of those casualties give a damn HOW their boys got killed? It doesn't matter to them if it was an insurgent-placed IED, a 7.62mm round from an insurgent AK-47, or a 5.56mm round from a US M-16. All they know or care about is that their kids have been killed--needlessly!!!


Shitty health care?
How many people in your country, the self proclaimed greatest country in the world, are genuinely afraid of becoming ill, because they can't afford health care (shitty or otherwise)?

About 30 million out of a population of 300 million, so roughly 10%. I already stated that the US wasn't perfect, but if all you have on us is a universal healthcare system (paid for by ridiculously high taxes and run by a government beauracracy), then you've got some catching up to do, lad. 90% of our population has healthcare, we have some of the lowest taxes in the world, one of the highest standards of living in the world, and we're 20% of the world's GDP with only 5% of its population. I think that says something.


Now that that's out of the way, any of you veterans out there who aren't still under the covers, cringing with embarrassment at that jingoistic prick, I hope you had a good day...Especially the 30th in N.C.

I, myself, am a veteran of Desert Storm (where I lost an eye) and I believe that most veterans of the US Armed Forces would agree with just about every word that I've said. Admittedly I did say it and a VERY, VERY prickish sort of way. At this point, I don't care, though. NO ONE says that my country would be better off under British rule without me lashing out as hard as I can.[/i]

Jericho
07-05-2008, 09:41 PM
we have some of the lowest taxes in the world, one of the highest standards of living in the world, and we're 20% of the world's GDP with only 5% of its population. I think that says something.

And *only* 10% of your population have no healthcare whatsoever.
Yep, it certainly does say something.


"Those who would give up essential liberty for a little temporary security deserve neither liberty nor security..."

But bonus points for the use of irony. i'm impressed.

trish
07-05-2008, 10:02 PM
The U.S. of A. Fuckin' Rocks. We're 28th in infant mortality rates and climbin'. Beat that you slimy limies.

thefrakkincaptain
07-05-2008, 10:28 PM
As I said before, our nation isn't perfect, and, if that's all you can come up with, then you need to seriously rethink your position. Besides that, maybe if we hadn't been spending 30% of our Federal Budget on defense during the Cold War to protect the ENTIRE Free World, we could have afforded national healthcare a long time ago.

(This is the first time I've gotten into a flame war on the internet. It's a lot of fun...lol.)

Let's take the time now to thank the United States for everything that it's given the modern world:

The airplane
Mass production
The telephone
Kimberly Devine
The integrated circuit
The internet
Taco Bell
Nuclear power
Television
Rock n' Roll
Star Wars
Microwave ovens
Moon landings
Nazi-free living space
Radio
Submarines
Plastics
Blue jeans
Coca-cola
Baseball
Las Vegas
AC electrical power


And who is the world going to come running to in 20 years when China starts gobbling up East Asia in a grab for resources? Great Britain? France? India? Russia? Germany? Japan? "No" to all of the above. You'll come running to us. We're not perfect, and we may stick our nose where it doesn't belong sometimes, and we may fuck up, but we're who you've got.

trish
07-05-2008, 10:44 PM
And who is the world going to come running to in 20 years when China starts gobbling up East Asia in a grab for resources? Great Britain? France? India? Russia? Germany? Japan?

Oh come on, it won't be us because we're in debt up to the fuckin' wazzoo (mathematicians will tell you that one wazzoo is worth about two trillion dollars)...and to who?...to China. Why? Because that's how we're currently supporting our involvement in Iraq while at the same time giving every wealthy American rich enough to afford two or more homes a tax break. China (and Saudi Arabia) is buying up U.S. interests like candy at Halloween.

deadlyray
07-05-2008, 11:17 PM
The USA would be in a much better state if the British had won.

Free SRS for a start.

Everything happens for a reason...

Jericho
07-06-2008, 12:09 AM
As I said before, our nation isn't perfect

See, it doesn't matter where we come from, we can put aside our differences and agree on some things!


Besides that, maybe if we hadn't been spending 30% of our Federal Budget on defense during the Cold War to protect the ENTIRE Free World, we could have afforded national healthcare a long time ago.

Protecting the entire free world EXCEPT that 10% of your own population who don't have health care.


Let's take the time now to thank the United States for everything that it's given the modern world:

You forgot The World Series!


And who is the world going to come running to in 20 years when China

Oh please, China already owns you!
They came thru the back door offering cheap televisions and flat pack furniture.


The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them which we are missing. - Gamal Abdel Nasser

hyperspace
07-06-2008, 12:49 AM
As I said before, our nation isn't perfect, and, if that's all you can come up with, then you need to seriously rethink your position. Besides that, maybe if we hadn't been spending 30% of our Federal Budget on defense during the Cold War to protect the ENTIRE Free World, we could have afforded national healthcare a long time ago.

(This is the first time I've gotten into a flame war on the internet. It's a lot of fun...lol.)

Let's take the time now to thank the United States for everything that it's given the modern world:

The airplane
Mass production
The telephone
Kimberly Devine
The integrated circuit
The internet
Taco Bell
Nuclear power
Television
Rock n' Roll
Star Wars
Microwave ovens
Moon landings
Nazi-free living space
Radio
Submarines
Plastics
Blue jeans
Coca-cola
Baseball
Las Vegas
AC electrical power


And who is the world going to come running to in 20 years when China starts gobbling up East Asia in a grab for resources? Great Britain? France? India? Russia? Germany? Japan? "No" to all of the above. You'll come running to us. We're not perfect, and we may stick our nose where it doesn't belong sometimes, and we may fuck up, but we're who you've got.


Fuck me is that all you can come up with. If I listed all the British inventions and ideas I'd crash the internet. Keep teaching your kids creationism you war mongering burger eaters and let the rest of the world advance.

hippifried
07-06-2008, 10:35 AM
(mathematicians will tell you that one wazzoo is worth about two trillion dollars)
Oh c'mon Trish. Where'dja cum up with that lowball? The bean counters are talking a $trillion deficit for the next fiscal year.

trish
07-06-2008, 05:03 PM
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