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Oli
06-20-2008, 03:45 AM
Saw this in the other forum, thought it would be fun here.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I scored:

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8the Malebolge Fraudulent,Malicious,Panderers Moderate
Level 9 Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

Hara_Juku Tgirl
06-20-2008, 03:52 AM
I got the same Oli.

Hmm..Cleopatra and Helen of Troy, I'm in good company! lol ;)

Who are you btw at the other HD? ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

Oli
06-20-2008, 04:04 AM
My name is the same on both. Been my nick name since I can remember.
(Oli-ver)

scroller
06-20-2008, 06:45 AM
Hey, I got 6th Level.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Hara_Juku Tgirl
06-20-2008, 08:54 AM
My name is the same on both. Been my nick name since I can remember.
(Oli-ver)

Oh, lol sorry I was a little slow earlier (lo batt). :lol:

I remember now.. ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

tsntx
06-20-2008, 08:56 AM
what level is HA on?

kaientai
06-20-2008, 11:18 AM
woops good thing im not religious and dont believe in afterlife (hate to be wrong on that one though)
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

hwbs
06-20-2008, 01:44 PM
what level is HA on?


we are going down ....downtown !!!!!

the_bo
06-20-2008, 03:57 PM
wow screw one sheep and look what you get!!!!

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

BlackMath
06-20-2008, 04:37 PM
Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

MerriCait
06-20-2008, 10:39 PM
Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

ezed
06-22-2008, 06:34 AM
I got the same Oli.

Hmm..Cleopatra and Helen of Troy, I'm in good company! lol ;)

Who are you btw at the other HD? ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

You me and Oli, are in the same level. Have you found Cleo yet? These swirling winds are making me hard... and I love her haircut...oh wait...I'm not dead yet...nevermind... I think I'll go to mass and see who's at the first level...so hard to dock in a hurricane. Saw you flying by Hara but the winds carried me past you with my dick in my hand! :wink:

saifan
06-22-2008, 06:44 AM
"Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level."

Cool! A minotaur.

Hara_Juku Tgirl
06-22-2008, 07:24 AM
I got the same Oli.

Hmm..Cleopatra and Helen of Troy, I'm in good company! lol ;)

Who are you btw at the other HD? ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

You me and Oli, are in the same level. Have you found Cleo yet? These swirling winds are making me hard... and I love her haircut...oh wait...I'm not dead yet...nevermind... I think I'll go to mass and see who's at the first level...so hard to dock in a hurricane. Saw you flying by Hara but the winds carried me past you with my dick in my hand! :wink:

Rofl It's a tsunami in here! :lol:

I think I saw Cleo and Helen bickering back inside the kitchen. lol

~Kisses.

HTG

tstv_lover
06-22-2008, 07:53 AM
[quote="the_bo"]wow screw one sheep and look what you get!!!!

In my country screwing screwing sheep is not only common....it's mandatory!

God knows how I managed to stay on level 2...assuming there is one :)

help!!!
06-22-2008, 07:56 AM
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

alpha2117
06-22-2008, 11:34 AM
Not suprisingly like most people in the Hung Angels community it's off to good old level 2 I go.

finagle007
06-23-2008, 02:23 AM
I just took that test, and somehow, despite my love of porn and such, I made it to Purgatory! :jawdrop
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Oli
06-23-2008, 05:36 AM
I just took that test, and somehow, despite my love of porn and such, I made it to Purgatory!


Nicely done. Don't forget, Choir practice Tuesday at 8.

francisfkudrow
06-23-2008, 05:44 AM
I'm in the Sixth Level...

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Ballgagg
06-23-2008, 08:16 PM
Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

BeardedOne
06-23-2008, 09:15 PM
Well, I won the Kewpie Doll at:

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

And, as far as being judged, been there, did that: The Honorable (Or not so, as he took bribes and offered favoritism) John Crowley. The bastard's dead now, so no skin off my testicles.


:shrug

spankrod
06-23-2008, 10:49 PM
Oh, well. At-least I get to listen to Styx.

Level 5

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

gaiseric
06-23-2008, 11:18 PM
Seems like I'm heading foe level 6 - The City of Dis - sounds a real fun place

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of hell.

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And I thought I was such a nice person too 8)

Aurora
06-23-2008, 11:28 PM
7th level.

NYCe
06-23-2008, 11:33 PM
Indiana. :(