fuck marry kill

[partlycloudy]

for those that know how to play, go ahead and look at the choices.


for those that don't know how to play, fuck marry kill is a game where you are given 3 people to choose to either fuck, marry, or kill. these are forced choices so no cheating. you can only pick one for each. also give a reason why you made your choice for each one.




your choices are:

paris hilton

britney spears

lindsay lohan

[Oli]

I'll play, but I'm going to modify the rules for my own nefarious reasons...

http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/paris_870.jpg

MARRY then KILL, twice. She's a vapid waste of oxygen. But I could keep the cash.

http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/britney_184.jpg

FUCK, then KILL. It's Britney Spears, see reason above.

http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/lindsay_100.jpg

KILL. Maybe then the newspapers would actually have news in them, I've heard enough about this twat to last me for the rest of my life.

[chefmike]

your choices are:

paris hilton

britney spears

lindsay lohan

I'm going to attempt to play by the rules, as difficult as it may be with these choices...

Paris: MARRY - for the chance to squander the Hilton family fortune as I see fit ...and Paris also appears to give a decent blowjob as well.

Britney: FUCK - this is a tough one, but I'd rather fuck Britney than Lindsey, because I suspect that Britney would be a better fuck than Lindsey, what with Britney being the cum-guzzling little trailer trash ho that she is...

Lindsey: KILL - see above

[wombat33]

FUN GAME,

MARRY - PARIS HILTON

I'D FUCK HER UNTIL HER PUSSY WAS USELESS THEN FUCK HER AS UNTIL IT WAS LOOOKING LIKE THE HOLLAND TUNNEL. I'D KEEP FUCKING HER UNTIL HER HEAD SMASHED THE HEADBOARD AND WAS IN A COMA FOREVER..........LEAVING ME HER MONEY.

KILL - BRITNEY SPEARS

BECAUSE I BELIEVE THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE AND SHE IS TALENTLESS, A DISGUSTING MOM, AND AN ALL AROUND WASTE OF SPERM. I WOULD HAPPILY FUCK HER BEFORE KILLING HER THOUGH.

FUCK - LOHAN

JUST TO SEE THOSE BIG TITS FLY ALL OVER THE PLACE WHILE HER RIB BONES AND HIP BONES WERE POPPING OUT EVERYWHERE. TOTALLY A SLUT, A PIG, A DRUG ADDICT AND WOULD BE GREAT TO FUCK, USE, THEN DUMP LIKE A HOT ROCK.

[jniowa]

This could be fun.

Paris - Marry, for the money DUH! Plus she's sexy and less annoying than the other girls by a decimal place


Brittney - Kill, CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY enough said


Lindsey - Fuck, Hasn't had kids, still tight(er) but she is annoying as all hell

[BeardedOne]

This is pretty simple:

Fuck Paris. I've seen the vid, she can suck the chrome off a Buick and is most likely the hottest lay of the three.

Marry Lindsey. She is, all things considered, the most stable of the three and not too much off the GG scale of fucking insane.

Kill Britney. What, you need a reason? :shrug

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Hilton---Marry, she's got money, which overcomes stupidity!
Spears---Fuck, Alot!
Lohan---Kill, and make sure you're a very good shot!

[tg4me]

Surprised by the answers. but I agree.

marry- Paris; money, and looks. Her behavior would change during our weekly spankings

next two are tougher. Either could be dead in two years or going strong.

fuck- Brittney; But not right now. Right now we should LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!

Kill- Lindsey; Don't take it personal girl, I don't know you as well. If it was Rosie I'd marry you and kill her.

[BiCuriousGeorge]

Easy

Marry - Paris, ton of money and is not a smoker.

Fuck - Britney, used to be real hot and I still think she is hotter than Lindsay

Kill - Lindsay, nothing about her that I like

[Mugai_hentaisha]

Well I am not going to prison for killing these three Fuctards
also I would not be caught dead married to them

So I would fuck the fucking fuctards

[chefmike]

So far the majority chooses to marry, fuck and kill Paris, Britney and Lindsey in that order...who's got three more choices for the next round?

[chefmike]

Next round(and this one's tougher)...your choices are:

Angelina Jolie

Katie Holmes

Natalie Portman

[redtiger]

First Round
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I'd fuck Lindsey Lohan Just because I actually like her.

I'd kill Paris Hilton because I can't stand her.

And I'd marry Britney because she's got lots of money!

2nd Round
------------

This is much tougher round!

I'd kill Angelina...just because I don't think she's really that good looking

I'd fuck Natalie Portman

And I'd marry Katie because I think she's cute (just watched her yesterday in Batman Begins) and to get her away from Tom Cruise and the rest of the scientologists.

[El Nino]

Marry Natalie Portman because she is a wholesome and beautiful piece of ass.

Kill, that Holmes girl because I think she is ugly and she is with that batshit crazy fuck Tom Cruise.

Fuck Jolie because I am only semi attracted to her at best and would only want to fuck her one time (in the ass of course) just to brag about it and tell everybody I know. This way I would increase my "street cred" LOL

[tg4me]

It's all about the kids. If she had two, I'm fine. She doesn't.

Marry Katie.......I guess

Fuck Angelina. less kids and I would have married her.

Kill Natalie based on ugly photo

[partlycloudy]

Next round(and this one's tougher)...your choices are:

Angelina Jolie

Katie Holmes

Natalie Portman

fuck: angelina - who doesn't want a piece (besides redtiger)? only reason i wouldn't marry her is that she seems to be a little nutty. besides she won't even marry brad. definitely the kinkiest in bed.

marry: natalie - i've been in love with her forever and i think she has the prettiest face of the three. i'd delete all my tranny porn for her.

kill: katie - cute girl but somebody has got to go.

[Oli]

Nice trio Chef
http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Natalie_Portman/natalieportman_007.jpg

MARRY. Gorgeous and educated.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/174431.jpg

FUCK Who wouldn't?

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/albums/appearances/awards/2007oscars/Oscars2007_02.jpg

KILL Only after I punched her in the face for marrying that turd.

[Minutemouse9]

Marry Natalie Portman - hot & wholesome

Fuck Angelie Jolie - HOT HOT HOT (does anyone remember when she was supposed to be sleeping with her brother)

Kill Katie Holmes -for marrying Tom (of course I'd fuck her before I'd kill her)

[Mugai_hentaisha]

Fuck
Fuck
Fuck

[junior]

OK from the first round

Fuck = Paris Hilton I think she'd be fun yet not the girl I'd take home to mother.

Kill = Britney Spears do I really need to explain that choice ?

Marry = Lindsey Lohan well I've always preferred redheads and see the pic below

Second round

Fuck = Agelina Jolie She must be amazing in bed though once again not the girl I'd take home to mother.

Kill = Katie Holmes She married, had sex with and bore a child to Tom Cruise, 'nuff said!!!

Marry = Natalie Portman I've been crushing on her since I was a kid and saw her in the cinematic masterpiece The Professional.

[El Nino]

Mugai, you broke the rules asshole!

[Anubis1079]

For the First round, Can I just kill them all? They're all pathetic wastes of life, the scraps of the genepool

The 2nd round, Fuck Angelina Jolie-She's fucking hot, Kill Katie Holmes- She's a reproducing scientologist, nuff said, Marry Natalie Portman- She's gorgeous and seems normal

[jniowa]

MARRY - Natalie Portman - cute and sweet

FUCK - Angelina, who wouldn't, she hot

KILL - Katie, just because I had to choose

[ezed]

Fuck
Fuck
Fuck

I like your answer, I can't bring myself to kill anyone, nor marry any one in the first two contests (or probably any future contests).

But I would fuck them all and then say... thank you very much.

[lahabra1976]

Angelina-kill cause I dont really like her look, I know she is beautiful, but not my type for some reason
Katie-Fuck cause she is married to Tom Cruise
Natalie-Marry, this lady is obviously a beautiful lady and has kept out of bad image with the media the best she can

Would it be possible to eventually get a round of 3 transexual choices or that aint cool?

[justatransgirl]

I wouldn't kill anyone either. (I think that's illegal or something)

But I'm open to fucking everyone who can afford it. :-)

And I'm already married.

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

[Mugai_hentaisha]

Mugai, you broke the rules asshole!

Yeah i am an ass-hole

Yeah i broke the rules

Although it was harder the 2nd round...

I will stand by my arguement

I am not going to go to jail for killing fuctards
nor will I be caught dead married to fuctards
So the only option is for me to fuck the fucking fuctards

Although quite honestly Katie came close to the "Kill" for being married to one of the Most Fuctardian Person Ever. But My Rules of honor kind of forbid me from depriving a kid of their mother...no matter how much of a Fuctard the mother appears to be.

hope that clears it up

[TSLoverUK999]

Firts round:

Fuck: Britney, she is awesome when hot & I think a sympathy shag from me would sort her head out and get her back on top.

Marry: Lindsay, I love her, it looks like it would be so much fun & she's up for anything and looks good in anything .......plus she's ginger !

Kill: Paris, she represents everything I hate ! It would be a slow painful death, I might even post a body part to every hotel !

Second round:

Fuck: Katie, just to screw with Tom's head........ & Dawson's too :wink:

Marry: Natalie, you could take her home to show your parents & get a wink off your Dad while an approving smile off your Mum, plus she's battled the Sith............& I bet she bakes too !

Kill: Angelina, I'm irritated by her every time I see her. She stole Brad from Jennifer (who in my eyes is perfect), she's a shit actress, she is pig ugly and looks exactly like her old man !

http://imgsrv.wycd.com/image/wycd2/UserFiles/Image/Celebrity/jon_voight.jpg

SEE WHAT I MEAN :shock:

[chefmike]

So Natalie got the majority of votes for marriage in the second round. I'm in agreement with that.

[TSLoverUK999]

Round three:

The Queen:

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/09/queen_narrowweb__300x458,0.jpg

Dame Edna:

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/10/dame_edna1_narrowweb__300x452,0.jpg

Jackie Stallone:

http://i4.bebo.com/029a/11/mediuml/2007/02/15/16/3628241437a3629614661b874341271ml.jpg

[alpha2117]

Rnd 1

Marry Paris (for the money), Kill Britney (it would almost be kind) Fuck Lohan (because she loves to do it)

Rnd 2

Marry Natalie (shes kind of cool), Kill Katie (free her from the cult at least), Fuck Angelina

Rnd 3
Ummmm

Marry Liz (again the money), Kill Stallone, which means I get to fuck Sir Les Patterson ... not a pleasant thought.

[chefmike]

Here's another tough decision for round four. It's just a game, so lighten up on all of the "murder is icky" talk, ya bunch of pantywaists...

One of the following women must die.

Uma Thurman

Kirsten Dunst

Ashley Judd

[rt_saurus]

How interesting, it seems that many here would fuck Angelina Jolie just because we are told she is hot...

I have always thought I was in some sort of minority because she doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Maybe she is one that is only thought beautiful / lustworthy by (GG) women who read the gossip mags??

Round 3:
HRH The Queen - Kill, just to freshen up the monarchy somewhat, and because she is too old for me to do the other options.
Dame Edna - Marry - well, at least life would be somewhat fun and amusing.
Jackie Stallone... er... do I really only have three choices??

[Oli]

http://www.comicbookhotties.com/images/uma-thurman/large/uma-thurman-pic-24.jpg

MARRY Wasn't really a difficult choice.

http://www.eforu.com/cards/pictures/ashleyjudd/aj10.jpg

FUCK She just looks like fun.

http://www.pursepage.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/kirsten-dunst-designer-purses-stolen.jpg

KILL Reluctantly, but someone has to die.

[alpha2117]

Rnd 4

Marry Uma (she's a sweetheart), Fuxk Dunst, Kill reluctantly Judd (she isn't my type)

[chefmike]

Tough choices for me. Kirsten is my least favorite of the three and I'd certainly like to fuck her, but I suppose she will have to be killed. I've always had a thing for Ashley, so I suppose Uma would just be a fuck...I should be so lucky...

[BiCuriousGeorge]

2nd round

Marry - Natalie, younger and more wholesome

Fuck - Angelina, who wouldn't

Kill - Katie, although she looked good in the movie that she showed her tits

3rd round

Kill myself because there are no choices for me there

4th round

Marry - Ashley, cute and more innocent looking

Fuck - Uma, wouldn't marry because she's a smoker with ugly feet

Kill - Kirsten, had to choose between her and Uma and Uma's hotter

[partlycloudy]

Here's another tough decision for round four. It's just a game, so lighten up on all of the "murder is icky" talk, ya bunch of pantywaists...

One of the following women must die.

Uma Thurman

Kirsten Dunst

Ashley Judd

fuck: uma - i just wanna moan 'uma, uma, uma' over and over while we're doin it.

marry: ashley - best looking and classiest of the bunch. has been in some decent movies.

kill: kirsten - i might be alone in this but i honestly think she's kind of ugly.

[partlycloudy]

fuck marry kill:

jessica alba

eva mendes

carmen electra

[BiCuriousGeorge]

Tough 5th round here

Marry - Jessica, she is one of my favorites

Fuck - Eva, she's pretty hot

Kill - Carmen, only because I can't follow Dennis Rodman

[xfiver]

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

KILL KILL KILL!

[chefmike]

fuck marry kill:

jessica alba

eva mendes

carmen electra

marry - jessica, I've always liked her

fuck - eva instead of carmen

kill - carmen, she's hot but also an annoying slut

[alpha2117]

Rnd 5 - damn

Marry Jessica, Fuck eva because dammit she looks like she enjoys it and kill Carmen but only because of her doing Rodman

[kaiser1one]

Marry Eva Mendes
Fuck Jessica Alba(cause she's a friggin prude)
Kill Carmen Electra(cause she's so overused and not as hot as they always make her out to be)

[medmanus]

Round One:

Marry: Paris - Just for the cash. Even after buying the necessary amount of duct tape required to shut her mouth for eternity, you'd still have a fortune.

Fuck: Brit - Not really into it in the state she's in, but between her and LiLo.....

Kill: Lindsay - A week of bull then she's gone from the tabloids for good.

Round Two

Marry: Natalie - Beautiful, intelligent, unconventional....gets my vote.

Fuck: Angelina - Always thought she was hot.

Kill: Katie - Preferably by stoning with Tom watching.

Round Three

Marry: The Queen, of course. This would ensure the other two perish in a mysterious and tragic limo accident, freeing you from the burden of the 'Fuck' responsibility in this round.

Round Four

Marry: Uma - No brainer here for me. Beautiful, and actually seems to be intelligent in interviews.

Fuck: Kirstin - Tough choice between her and Ashley, but I have just always found her to be cute in an awkward way.

Kill: Ashley - Really don't want to kill her.....can I fuck her instead of Brit in round one and kill Brit here?

Round Five

Marry: Eva - I don't know a damned thing about her, but she is smokin'!

Fuck: Jessica Alba - Does a reason really need to be stated here?

Kill: Carmen - She's a pig (not visually). Don't necessarily want to kill her, but certainly don't want to marry or fuck her.

[big_red3445]

kill, kill, and uhmmm...ooo a tough one.............KILL!!!!

[partlycloudy]

fuck marry kill:

amy

areeya

mint

[big_red3445]

fuck, fuck, fuck and then marry

[BiCuriousGeorge]

Marry - All of them

Fuck - All of them

Kill - Whoever gets in my way of those 3!

[blckhaze]

fuck marry kill:

amy

areeya

mint

fuck- mint. she needs to be punished
marry - areeya. duh
kill- amy. the stories of her attitude turn me off quickly.

[Barnabis78]

Marry: Lindsay
Kill: Paris
Fuck: Brittany