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DJ_Asia
03-30-2008, 03:45 AM
BARGIRL FOR SALE.

No key money, just take over payments. Great exterior condition. Attitude may need slight adjustment. Will cook if hungry. Will clean for jewellery. Expert in hand phone operation, sofa management and budget mishandling. Genuine reason for sale - owner bankrupt! Call now, this offer won't last.
KieroTheHero
03-30-2008, 03:48 AM
lol, funny shit.
BlackMath
03-31-2008, 10:17 AM
BARGIRL FOR SALE.

No key money, just take over payments. Great exterior condition. Attitude may need slight adjustment. Will cook if hungry. Will clean for jewellery. Expert in hand phone operation, sofa management and budget mishandling. Genuine reason for sale - owner bankrupt! Call now, this offer won't last.

Wow, stop with the edgy humour there! All that's missing is Kevin Eubanks to make some lame remark.
Seriously, this is just "Headlines" grade humour.