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JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
02-22-2008, 12:09 PM
http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/halitosis_detector.jpg

Looking for a way to test your breath before friends, family or even strangers subtly offer you a breath freshener? While I suggest carrying around a canary in a cage like coal miners did, you might want to consider this pocket friendly Halitosis Detector instead.

I guess you just blow or breathe on the sensor above the screen, and the results will be displayed VIA an easy to understand smiley face. Obviously a smile means you’re good to go, but if you see a shocked face like the one in the product shot, you might want to grab another swig of mouthwash. However I’m not really sure what the ‘WAIT’ message means? It’s not like hiding in the corner for 10 minutes will magically make your breath fresh again. Unless you’re supposed to just wait for everybody else in the room to leave, so you can easily make your escape. (Or as Someguy pointed out in the comments, that’s probably just the message you get while it’s analyzing your breath.)

The Halitosis Detector is currently available for just $10.00 from Restoration Hardware.com, and for that price you just know it must work great!

thx1138
02-22-2008, 03:49 PM
For you destitute guys and girls a simple surgical mask will work just as well. I vividly recall several years ago in the midst of the SARS epidemic millions of Chinese carrying on daily life wearing surgical masks (real or makeshift). Who knows? It could catch on here too. :>)

Quinn
02-22-2008, 04:33 PM
LOL... Nice...

-Quinn

ottorocket
02-22-2008, 06:36 PM
A free detector is available too. Just use your hand. :)

thx1138
02-24-2008, 09:24 AM
JWBL: I'll hold off buying it until they come out with the model that detects EVERYTHING: http://www.thenews.com.pk/updates.asp?id=38323

Hostile
02-24-2008, 07:34 PM
LOL, OH SHIT, JW you should bring that to the club, a lot of girls kill ya with the guy breath. Thats common in this community especially the pot smoker trannys that I fuckin hate, they all get stink mouth. I think you and I talked about that a few times. Great post!

MrsKellyPierce
02-24-2008, 08:04 PM
yes your upper lip :P