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justatransgirl
01-08-2008, 04:31 AM
Who's completed the "Grand Slam" of gender and sexuality?

How far along are you?

I'm 8 to 6.

I've had sex...

with a woman, as a man,
with a man, as a man,
with an woman and a man, as a man,
with a man, as a TS,
with a woman, as a TS,
with a TS, as a TS,
with an woman and a man, as a TS,
with a woman, and a man and a TS, as a TS

Still to go:
with a woman, as a woman
with a man, as a woman
with a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a man, as a woman
with a TS and a woman and a man, as a woman

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
01-08-2008, 04:54 AM
well I'm out
I couldn't win that one drunk in Prague with Euro's stapled to my clothes

justatransgirl
01-08-2008, 05:33 AM
It's not a contest JBW, it's just keeping score.

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

PS - Why is nobody in chat?

Aunt Kay
01-08-2008, 06:18 AM
That's a lot of sugar! Good for you girl!

surfoc
01-08-2008, 11:29 AM
I've had sex with a female nurse, as a man,
a male nurse, as a man,
a shemale nurse, as a man,
a female pharmacist, as a man,
a milf and her twink son (not together) as a man
and that was last week.

KO47
01-08-2008, 12:27 PM
I've had sex with a girl while being dressed as a Zebra mascot. Does that count for anything?

DJ_Asia
01-08-2008, 02:09 PM
Who's completed the "Grand Slam" of gender and sexuality?

How far along are you?

I'm 8 to 6.

I've had sex...

with a woman, as a man,
with a man, as a man,
with an woman and a man, as a man,
with a man, as a TS,
with a woman, as a TS,
with a TS, as a TS,
with an woman and a man, as a TS,
with a woman, and a man and a TS, as a TS

Still to go:
with a woman, as a woman
with a man, as a woman
with a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a man, as a woman
with a TS and a woman and a man, as a woman

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

Ya forgot a 3 legged Cocker Spaniel/Doberman mix named Lucky while you were dressed in a sombrero and leiderhosen

KiraHarden
01-08-2008, 03:35 PM
Who's completed the "Grand Slam" of gender and sexuality?

How far along are you?

I'm 8 to 6.

I've had sex...

with a woman, as a man,
with a man, as a man,
with an woman and a man, as a man,
with a man, as a TS,
with a woman, as a TS,
with a TS, as a TS,
with an woman and a man, as a TS,
with a woman, and a man and a TS, as a TS

Still to go:
with a woman, as a woman
with a man, as a woman
with a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a man, as a woman
with a TS and a woman and a man, as a woman

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

Ya forgot a 3 legged Cocker Spaniel/Doberman mix named Lucky while you were dressed in a sombrero and leiderhosen
:lol:

altUKsteve
01-08-2008, 03:41 PM
I'm a man, and i've had sex with women, a man, a transexuals. So as I have no desire to change sex I figure i've pretty much had a go at all I can, without getting perverted. :)

KiraHarden
01-08-2008, 03:55 PM
Who's completed the "Grand Slam" of gender and sexuality?

How far along are you?

I'm 8 to 6.

I've had sex...

with a woman, as a man,
with a man, as a man,
with an woman and a man, as a man,
with a man, as a TS,
with a woman, as a TS,
with a TS, as a TS,
with an woman and a man, as a TS,
with a woman, and a man and a TS, as a TS

Still to go:
with a woman, as a woman
with a man, as a woman
with a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a man, as a woman
with a TS and a woman and a man, as a woman

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)
I have had sex...

with a woman, as a man
with a woman and a woman, as a man
with a woman and a man, as a man
with a woman and woman and man, as a man
with a TS, as a man
with a TS, as a TS
with a man and a man and man, as a TS
with a man and man, as a TS
with a woman, as a TS
with a woman and man, as a TS

Still to go:
with a woman, as a woman
with a man, as a woman
with a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a man, as a woman
with a TS and a woman and a man, as a woman

I had to Edit out: I had 2 dbls in there... Sorry

KiraHarden
01-08-2008, 05:11 PM
I'm a man, and i've had sex with women, a man, a transexuals. So as I have no desire to change sex I figure i've pretty much had a go at all I can, without getting perverted. :)
You can start with your avatar. :lol:

Ecstatic
01-08-2008, 07:23 PM
Well, I'm not going to be changing gender in this lifetime, so my count won't approach Jamie's or Kira's, but here goes (all "as a man"):

1. with a woman
2. with two women
3. with a man
4. with two men
5. with a woman and a man
6. with a m2f pre-op TS
7. with two m2f pre-op TS
8. with a m2f post-op woman
9. with multiple men and women (orgy)
10. with a TV (ouch, those cathode ray tubes can sting)

altUKsteve
01-08-2008, 08:26 PM
I'm a man, and i've had sex with women, a man, a transexuals. So as I have no desire to change sex I figure i've pretty much had a go at all I can, without getting perverted. :)
You can start with your avatar. :lol:

Don't you like my avatar? What's wrong with it?

Next post mentioned something I kind of missed.
Sex with two ladies, tick! Done that!

KiraHarden
01-08-2008, 08:34 PM
I'm a man, and i've had sex with women, a man, a transexuals. So as I have no desire to change sex I figure i've pretty much had a go at all I can, without getting perverted. :)
You can start with your avatar. :lol:

Don't you like my avatar? What's wrong with it?

Next post mentioned something I kind of missed.
Sex with two ladies, tick! Done that!


I figure i've pretty much had a go at all I can, without getting perverted. :)

You made this comment, yet you have a Pervert avatar. I just think its funny that all :wink:

tsmandy
01-08-2008, 08:54 PM
Well, I'm not going to be changing gender in this lifetime, so my count won't approach Jamie's or Kira's, but here goes (all "as a man"):


I never considered myself a man, so at best I could say I had sex with 1 woman before I started to transition, and Kira and Jamie have a few years on me, but here is my small list.

Sex with a man
Sex with a man and woman
Sex with a ftm pre op
sex with an FTM pre op and a woman
sex with 2 women
sex with 2 women and 1 guy
sex with 3 women and 1 guy
sex with a MTF and a guy,
Sex with an MTF TS
then there's always orgies, love em.



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KiraHarden
01-08-2008, 09:11 PM
I think she's trying to find out who has or will complete the Grand Slam, not who we have slept with. I will not be able to complete the Grand Slam, since I never slept with a man as man... I will be one short :(

tsmandy
01-08-2008, 09:29 PM
I think she's trying to find out who has or will complete the Grand Slam, not who we have slept with. I will not be able to complete the Grand Slam, since I never slept with a man as man... I will be one short :(

I think Jamie just wanted to brag about how much action she gets, and anyways isn't the grand slam a menu item at Denny's?

ottorocket
01-08-2008, 09:40 PM
Only Grand Slam i had me throwing up violently the next day..any use of the word now makes me throw up a little in the back of my throat...lol. SO i guess i'm just down for the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity...hah

terry527
01-08-2008, 11:47 PM
a reach around to a spider-monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance?

Aunt Kay
01-09-2008, 03:22 AM
I've had sex with:


my right hand

my left hand

Ecstatic
01-09-2008, 03:25 AM
Well, I'm not going to be changing gender in this lifetime, so my count won't approach Jamie's or Kira's, but here goes (all "as a man"):


I never considered myself a man, so at best I could say I had sex with 1 woman before I started to transition, and Kira and Jamie have a few years on me, but here is my small list.

Sex with a man
Sex with a man and woman
Sex with a ftm pre op
sex with an FTM pre op and a woman
sex with 2 women
sex with 2 women and 1 guy
sex with 3 women and 1 guy
sex with a MTF and a guy,
Sex with an MTF TS
then there's always orgies, love em.



On your last point, I'm game if you are! ;)

Grand slam: not the same for all, since some won't be changing gender and others never identified as their birth gender. I think I've pretty much hit the grand slam, though I've yet to have sex with an intersexed individual (but I know someone here who has).

swingplus
01-09-2008, 03:51 AM
Damn, you put this thing in a whole new light. I thought that all I needed was a dwarf and an albino to fill out my resume. Maybe I'll just try to figure out new ways to do the GF and forget the competitive fucking circuit. My hat is off to you Jamie, you ROCK!


Who's completed the "Grand Slam" of gender and sexuality?

How far along are you?

I'm 8 to 6.

I've had sex...

with a woman, as a man,
with a man, as a man,
with an woman and a man, as a man,
with a man, as a TS,
with a woman, as a TS,
with a TS, as a TS,
with an woman and a man, as a TS,
with a woman, and a man and a TS, as a TS

Still to go:
with a woman, as a woman
with a man, as a woman
with a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a man, as a woman
with a TS and a woman and a man, as a woman

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

justatransgirl
01-09-2008, 07:26 AM
Kira and Jamie have a few years on me, but here is my small list.


Thanks sweetie - call us to your next orgy and we'll just see if you can keep up! :-) :-)

And just remember fine wine gets sweeter with time... and you will blink your eyes twice and wake up 40... :-)



I think Jamie just wanted to brag about how much action she gets, and anyways isn't the grand slam a menu item at Denny's?

Yeah, all the action I get... ha,ha,ha,ha,ha... I'm already behind on my quota for this year.

No actually I got it from reading about the experience of a TS who transitioned many years ago in London (I forgot who wrote it). She's used the saying in her article.

And Ecstatic what can I say - the TV must have been a shock! :-) :-)

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

justatransgirl
01-09-2008, 07:31 AM
I've had sex with:

my right hand

my left hand

Well, so long as they don't start dating each other you will be OK...

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

Quiet Reflections
01-09-2008, 07:33 AM
ive never done anything as a ts. id be an ugly chick

NYTSJulie
01-09-2008, 08:02 AM
I have had sex with:

A girl as a boy (1 st time 12 yrs old)
A guy as a boy (1st time 13 yrs old)

Started transition right out of high school and since then I have had sex with:

A man as a woman
A woman as a woman
A 3 some with 3 guys
A 3 some with a guy and a girl
A 4 some with a 2 guys and a tranny ( I didnt get it on with the tranny though)
A 4 some with a trannys, a woman and a man ( didnt get it on with the tranny)

I have done it all and more then once, but never have and never will do it with another tranny..........kiss kiss Julie

NYTSJulie
01-09-2008, 08:03 AM
then I sucked 45 cocks in a glory-hole one night, lol kidding

NYTSJulie
01-09-2008, 08:06 AM
OHHH I forgot to note.....I have never eaten a pussy and never will.....lol

NYTSJulie
01-09-2008, 08:08 AM
OHHH I forgot to note.....I have never eaten a pussy and never will.....lol

I would rather eat dog shit lol

Oli
01-09-2008, 08:12 AM
OHHH I forgot to note.....I have never eaten a pussy and never will.....lol

Never say never! :wink: :wink:

NYTSJulie
01-09-2008, 08:14 AM
OHHH I forgot to note.....I have never eaten a pussy and never will.....lol

Never say never! :wink: :wink:

Like I said.......I would rather eat dog shit

EyeCumInPiece
01-09-2008, 08:42 AM
Julie, i wanna eat you. lol

justatransgirl
01-09-2008, 08:44 AM
then I sucked 45 cocks in a glory-hole one night, lol kidding

Doesn't count unless you swallow... :-) :-)

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

Buddy Wood
01-09-2008, 09:09 AM
You know Jamie when I first met you I gotta say I always thought of you as a pretty conservative, sort of sexually tame lady. Then you, Jessica and I did some shoots and I got to see you were pretty kinky and uninhibited. But really it's through reading your posts here on HA that I can see what a true freak you really are. And I mean that in a good way, with the utmost respect and admiration.

How's The SRO by the way. I miss it. Gotta cum down there soon.

justatransgirl
01-09-2008, 10:06 AM
Hey BW!

Oh god, I've been outted!

How are you doing dear? Everyone misses you down here. But I guess you are having fun with all the hotties in LA.

Cum down in a few weeks when my new boobies have healed. Our guest apartment - (or our bed) is always open to you.

Hugs,
TS Jamie :-)

tsmandy
01-09-2008, 10:50 AM
Thanks sweetie - call us to your next orgy and we'll just see if you can keep up! :-) :-)

And just remember fine wine gets sweeter with time... and you will blink your eyes twice and wake up 40... :-)

I hope you know I meant the age comment as a compliment of the highest sort. As for the next orgy I go to, if you were there, I have no doubt I would tire long before you did. Generally my favorite part of group sex anyways is that moment when I can take a step back and observe the beauty of it all with no obligations, but maybe someday you can teach me a thing or two.

xoxo
mandy

ShadowMaster
01-09-2008, 12:25 PM
Damn yall we need to be handing out some Rick James Awards!javascript:emoticon(':shock:')
Shocked

Yall have done more than most will do in a lifetime. I hope all your experiences were extremely pleasurable!

xxxsexyd
01-09-2008, 05:22 PM
Check - all of the above

xxxsexyd
01-09-2008, 05:22 PM
Check - all of the above

CORVETTEDUDE
01-09-2008, 05:30 PM
I had a "Grand Slam" at Denny's yesterday morning!!!

KiraHarden
01-09-2008, 05:33 PM
I had a "Grand Slam" at Denny's yesterday morning!!!
Impressive :peanutbutter

Quinn
01-09-2008, 05:44 PM
:popcorn

-Quinn

KiraHarden
01-09-2008, 05:48 PM
:popcorn

-Quinn
Oh you must be bored :lol:

francisfkudrow
01-09-2008, 07:33 PM
ive never done anything as a ts. id be an ugly chick

Ha! Yes, I'm the same way. I'd make a truly dreadful woman.

tgirlzoe
01-10-2008, 01:01 AM
As a boy: Girl, Boy, FTM
As a girl: Girl, Boy, FTM, MTF

As for the threesome things, I'm not really into them but I've had a couple experiences:

As a girl:
* With an MTF and an FTM (all-way)
* With an MTF and an FTM (different couple; just me and him on her, nothing between us)
* With a GG and BB (all-way, fondling, he never touched me downstairs because I wouldn't let him... I hadn't exactly told him :-D She and him had sex though)

A couple of minor high-school things as a boy though:
* With two GGs (brief attempt at a triad, no sex but some fondling and three-way kisses; later had sex with one of the girls)
* With a GG and her BB boyfriend (same girl as I had sex with above; he was bi-curious and wanted a threesome, we'd makeout at her house and get her all riled up because she didn't want me taking her boyfriend LOL; after they broke up, we messed around once)

As a side note, I've never been with a gay man. I messed around with two boys as a boy. One was dating a woman but plays with guys on the side openly sometimes (I don't think he ever has dated a guy though). The other was the bi-curious best-friend's boyfriend I mentioned above. I think I convinced him that he was bi (although now he knows I transitioned so guess he'll have to find a real guy to try out ^-^) but he got married at 19 instead. Sad. Oh, and the GG in the almost-threesomes above, is now a lesbian and married to a woman.

The only guys I've been with as a girl have been straight. I like it that way. I guess a masculine bisexual guy would do but I prefer them just straight up... straight.

This is what horny bisexual high-school friends do when they're bored. LOL

PS: I don't know if I'll ever get to finish the "Grand Slam" because I never had sex with an MTF as a boy and because I don't know if I'll ever do the "post-op" ones.

PPS: Also, the only person I've had vaginal intercourse with was an FTM. Had another penises-vs-vaginas argument with my roommate last night. I told him that I can work one if I have to, I don't fault anyone for not having a penis, nobody's perfect. He thinks they're fascinating, they still gross me out though. We had a long argument about this at a pizza parlor last week, disturbing some of the patrons. :-D

justatransgirl
01-10-2008, 10:59 AM
I had a "Grand Slam" at Denny's yesterday morning!!!

Honey, I'm gonna give you a "Grand Slam" on the hood of your corvette when I make it to Denver with my new boobies...

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

justatransgirl
01-11-2008, 04:48 AM
Ok - ladies - let's show some balls, a LOT of you haven't responded... and I'm going to need something to read the next few days while I'm in bed.

And remember it's NOT whether you hit a home run or not, but whether you play the game!

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

Ecstatic
01-11-2008, 06:05 AM
I think some have hit grand slams, but were later disqualified due to steroid use....

Hara_Juku Tgirl
01-11-2008, 06:14 AM
Who's completed the "Grand Slam" of gender and sexuality?

How far along are you?

I'm 8 to 6.

I've had sex...

with a woman, as a man,
with a man, as a man,
with an woman and a man, as a man,
with a man, as a TS,
with a woman, as a TS,
with a TS, as a TS,
with an woman and a man, as a TS,
with a woman, and a man and a TS, as a TS

Still to go:
with a woman, as a woman
with a man, as a woman
with a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a man, as a woman
with a TS and a woman and a man, as a woman

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

Oh my gosh, I seems to be missing a lot TS Jamie. LOL :lol:

with a woman, as a man, - Never happened!
with a man, as a man, - With a man as a boy Yes!
with an woman and a man, as a man, - Nope!
with a man, as a TS, - YEP!
with a woman, as a TS, - Never and not interested!
with a TS, as a TS, - Never and not interested!
with an woman and a man, as a TS, - Not interested either!
with a woman, and a man and a TS, as a TS - Not interested here either!

But I do make up for it in some areas! LOL ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

Ecstatic
01-11-2008, 06:34 AM
Oh my gosh, I seems to be missing a lot TS Jamie. LOL :lol:

with a woman, as a man, - Never happened!
with a man, as a man, - With a man as a boy Yes!
with an woman and a man, as a man, - Nope!
with a man, as a TS, - YEP!
with a woman, as a TS, - Never and not interested!
with a TS, as a TS, - Never and not interested!
with an woman and a man, as a TS, - Not interested either!
with a woman, and a man and a TS, as a TS - Not interested here either!

But I do make up for it in some areas! LOL ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

Hara, I never guessed you were so "vanilla"--joking!! I'm sure you've gone places "with a man as a TS" that I've only dreamed about.

Hara_Juku Tgirl
01-11-2008, 06:44 AM
Oh my gosh, I seems to be missing a lot TS Jamie. LOL :lol:

with a woman, as a man, - Never happened!
with a man, as a man, - With a man as a boy Yes!
with an woman and a man, as a man, - Nope!
with a man, as a TS, - YEP!
with a woman, as a TS, - Never and not interested!
with a TS, as a TS, - Never and not interested!
with an woman and a man, as a TS, - Not interested either!
with a woman, and a man and a TS, as a TS - Not interested here either!

But I do make up for it in some areas! LOL ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

Hara, I never guessed you were so "vanilla"--joking!! I'm sure you've gone places "with a man as a TS" that I've only dreamed about.

Lmao :lol:

Well, I do made/make up for it in some area's Ecstatic. ;)

Like for instance, when I was 16 I had 10 guys (all around my age) lined up and sucked all of them off in less than 30 minutes! LOL

Or back when I worked at the fetish club in NYC..have given h/j's to 50 guys while others were watching. All of which were lining up at my booth that evening! LOL

Or just last week, New Years day..stroked a guy off inside a full train on my way to work. LOL :P

Just a few.. ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

Ecstatic
01-11-2008, 06:56 AM
Ahh, that sounds like the Hara we know and love! ;)

peggygee
01-13-2008, 07:45 AM
Been there, done that. :shrug

I've had sex...

with a woman, as a man,
with a man, as a man,
with an woman and a man, as a man,
with a man, as a TS,
with a woman, as a TS,
with a TS, as a TS,
with an woman and a man, as a TS,
with a woman, and a man and a TS, as a TS


with a woman, as a woman
with a man, as a woman
with a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a man, as a woman
with a TS and a woman and a man, as a woman

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/grandslam.jpg

ShadowMaster
01-13-2008, 08:00 AM
Diz-AMN! Well no one can say Peggy hasn't lived an active life.

ShadowMaster
01-13-2008, 10:32 AM
LOL

I worked at a library but I was not a librarian. Moments like these need emphasis that the conventional English language cannot accomodate.

Felicia Katt
01-13-2008, 11:03 AM
I'm still working on completing a Denny's Grand Slam. just one more sausage link to go. :)

meow

FK

Jericho
01-13-2008, 11:22 AM
As a man with a GG
As a man with a Pre Op
As a man with a Post Op

I am so vanilla! :lol:

KiraHarden
01-13-2008, 11:34 AM
As a man with a GG
As a man with a Pre Op
As a man with a Post Op

I am so vanilla! :lol:
not too bad :)

brickcitybrother
01-14-2008, 02:42 AM
JWBL:

That avatar you have is kicking hot.

peggygee
01-14-2008, 04:00 AM
Diz-AMN! Well no one can say Peggy hasn't lived an active life.

I've slowed down drastically.

Now my sex life is more like this.

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/tumbleweed.jpg

Well with a partner anyway.

Masturbation is like 3 - 4 times a week.

:roll:

Ecstatic
01-14-2008, 05:59 AM
It's not the quantity, it's the quality.






(I keep telling myself as I get older and older....)

Hara_Juku Tgirl
01-14-2008, 11:23 AM
It's not the quantity, it's the quality.






(I keep telling myself as I get older and older....)

Can a girl have both?!? LOL ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

bkkldby
01-14-2008, 11:46 AM
well I'm out
I couldn't win that one drunk in Prague with Euro's stapled to my clothes

awesome reply, still laughing. thanks for the laugh.

bkkldby
01-14-2008, 11:47 AM
Who's completed the "Grand Slam" of gender and sexuality?

How far along are you?

I'm 8 to 6.

I've had sex...

with a woman, as a man,
with a man, as a man,
with an woman and a man, as a man,
with a man, as a TS,
with a woman, as a TS,
with a TS, as a TS,
with an woman and a man, as a TS,
with a woman, and a man and a TS, as a TS

Still to go:
with a woman, as a woman
with a man, as a woman
with a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a TS, as a woman
with a woman and a man, as a woman
with a TS and a woman and a man, as a woman

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

Ya forgot a 3 legged Cocker Spaniel/Doberman mix named Lucky while you were dressed in a sombrero and leiderhosen

another great laugh, thanks for the chuckle

bkkldby
01-14-2008, 11:50 AM
I've had sex with:


my right hand

my left hand

lol, this is a good thread, brings out the humor in everyone.