ATTN: ALL MY FO'INE (ebonic for fine) TS WOMEN; REQUEST

[Thuggish_Intellect]

If you have any pictures of You or any of your girls doing the "Assclap" please post em' up or link them up in this post.

I think that's the most sexiest shit on earth when yall can make that ass clap.


Fellas if you feel me back me up so we can get some love in this post fam...

[LG]

Okay. I'm not from the US, so I might require an interpreter here. I thought I was hip with your Americanisms, but 'assclap' had me stumped.

I looked it up and noted that urbandictionary.com defines it as 'a sound made when a girl is "twirkin"' which got me wondering what 'twirkin' means.

Then I found these lyrics:

"Make dat ass clap make it snap(talk to me now!)
Make dat ass smack when I slap (talk to me now!)
If you is the baddest, booty the fattest
Let me hear you holla out I yi yi "

Very poetic.

So yeah, whatever, let's see some assclapping pics. And some cool twirking pics and pics of asses snapping and clapping when they're smacked and slapped and please, please somebody tell me where the hell I can find a dictionary of contemporary American slang.

By the way, I usually spell it 'arse'. Apparently it's from the German 'arsch'. I was also always told that ass is a very acceptable word for a donkey, hence references in the Bible to people riding their asses. Just thought you'd be interested.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

props on the new profile pic thuggish

[Ecstatic]

Hey LG, it's cool, I'm an American (with an MA in English, no less) and I'm often baffled by the slang which seems to change daily and vary widely from demographic to demographic (just check the different meanings of "tweak" for instance). At least "assclap" isn't a variant of "the clap," lol.

[flabbybody]

for the white nerds of this board (me being president and chief executive), can someone go over some basic and often used ebonic expressions, so I'm not totally in left field? just easy stuff that would come up in a club when talking to a girl. thx

[blckhaze]

for the white nerds of this board (me being president and chief executive), can someone go over some basic and often used ebonic expressions, so I'm not totally in left field? just easy stuff that would come up in a club when talking to a girl. thxlol, TI and JWBL, which one of us should go over this one.

[mixedprettyboy]

Can they make it clap with all the silicone?

[Ecstatic]

What is the sound of one ass clapping?

[suckseed]

So yeah, whatever, let's see some assclapping pics. And some cool twirking pics and pics of asses snapping and clapping when they're smacked and slapped and please, please somebody tell me where the hell I can find a dictionary of contemporary American slang.


you guys are killin me. my brother just yelled from the living room, "what is so f^*&in funny in there." :D

[suckseed]

I set my jaw and did some research on this.

Big Ed Come Home With Me lyrics
Throw your hands up if you gettin down tonight
Throw your hands up if you gettin freaky tonight
Now don't be shy see you twirkin over there baby
The way you bouncin work your hips drives a man crazy


B2k - Dunka Lyrics exerpt

[Verse 2 Snoop:]

You gotta use what you got
Just to get what you want, yeah
You twirkin it and working it with a lot of pad
I see that you got a bright future behind you

Hopefully it's all crystal clear now LS.
BTW who's the honey in your avatar?

What's black and at the top of the stairs?



Christopher Reeve after the fire.

[Thuggish_Intellect]

Okay. I'm not from the US, so I might require an interpreter here. I thought I was hip with your Americanisms, but 'assclap' had me stumped.

I looked it up and noted that urbandictionary.com defines it as 'a sound made when a girl is "twirkin"' which got me wondering what 'twirkin' means.

Then I found these lyrics:

"Make dat ass clap make it snap(talk to me now!)
Make dat ass smack when I slap (talk to me now!)
If you is the baddest, booty the fattest
Let me hear you holla out I yi yi "

Very poetic.

So yeah, whatever, let's see some assclapping pics. And some cool twirking pics and pics of asses snapping and clapping when they're smacked and slapped and please, please somebody tell me where the hell I can find a dictionary of contemporary American slang.

By the way, I usually spell it 'arse'. Apparently it's from the German 'arsch'. I was also always told that ass is a very acceptable word for a donkey, hence references in the Bible to people riding their asses. Just thought you'd be interested.


YO...there's great hillarity in sinserity...ROFLMAO :D

[Thuggish_Intellect]

props on the new profile pic thuggish


Greatest rapper of all time...

[Thuggish_Intellect]

for the white nerds of this board (me being president and chief executive), can someone go over some basic and often used ebonic expressions, so I'm not totally in left field? just easy stuff that would come up in a club when talking to a girl. thx



Fa Sho' = Sure Pal

What's Popp'n = What are you guys doing tonight?

You got that Fyah = Are you trying to smoke some Marijuana?

Let me holla at you = I think you're pretty swell, may I get to know you.

Damn you PHAT = Your body is heaven sent

Muh'fucka = Any verb/nouni.e. Where that muh'fucka at? She ran fast than a muh'fucka when that fed came.

Feel free to add on

[suckseed]

my guess is that ass clappin is when the video girls are doing that rapid fire booty shake, you know, the jiggle. And if you say
workin it workin it...it doesn't seem like twirkin is that much of a stretch.
So, yeah. I too vote for some ass clappin action here!

ya know, the way those girls can shake their moneymakers, it's like belly dancing. go on, no one's watching you, see if you can do it. Ever seen Shakira doing the belly dance? It's like she's vibrating her stomach, rolling her hips and turning around all at once. Shakira....mmmm.

You know, compared to what floats MJ's boat, lusting after beautiful hungangels is downright normal! :o

[ABSOLUTE SHADE]

Booty Clap

[Bam]

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I looked it up and noted that urbandictionary.com defines it as 'a sound made when a girl is "twirkin"' which got me wondering what 'twirkin' means.

Then I found these lyrics:

"Make dat ass clap make it snap(talk to me now!)
Make dat ass smack when I slap (talk to me now!)
If you is the baddest, booty the fattest
Let me hear you holla out I yi yi "

Very poetic.



For some reason I doubt Three-6 Mafia thought lyrics from one of their songs would make an appearance on hungangels.

[LG]

Hopefully it's all crystal clear now LS.
Umm, yeah, I think. Sounds interesting.

BTW who's the honey in your avatar?
I think that's hot Holly, a luscious top with an ample bosom (that means she has big titties for anyone who didn't understand).

Shakira....mmmm.
Agreed. Shakira....mmmm...

What's black and at the top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeve after the fire.
Now that's just cruel isn't it? Funny, but cruel.

[mixedprettyboy]

Booty Clap

You have to have a natural AZZ to booty clap, you can't do that with when yo ass is full of silicone. That's why more GG's can booty clap.

[rick_932]

Okay. I'm not from the US, so I might require an interpreter here. I thought I was hip with your Americanisms, but 'assclap' had me stumped.

I looked it up and noted that urbandictionary.com defines it as 'a sound made when a girl is "twirkin"' which got me wondering what 'twirkin' means.

Then I found these lyrics:

"Make dat ass clap make it snap(talk to me now!)
Make dat ass smack when I slap (talk to me now!)
If you is the baddest, booty the fattest
Let me hear you holla out I yi yi "

Very poetic.

So yeah, whatever, let's see some assclapping pics. And some cool twirking pics and pics of asses snapping and clapping when they're smacked and slapped and please, please somebody tell me where the hell I can find a dictionary of contemporary American slang.

By the way, I usually spell it 'arse'. Apparently it's from the German 'arsch'. I was also always told that ass is a very acceptable word for a donkey, hence references in the Bible to people riding their asses. Just thought you'd be interested.

hahhaha. shit, i just spit coke all over my keyboard laughing at this