Tila Tequila

[rabidroyboy]

Tila Tequila has a rockin’ body. And yes, I would pay a hundred bucks to fuck her.

But it looks like her father stomped on her head when she was a little kid, compressing her facial features so her eyes became too close to her mouth.

[rabidroyboy]

This is what she would look like if her father hadn’t stomped on her head. Now she could charge me two hundred, easy.

[chefmike]

I think that she's a skank who looks like she just came off of a meth binge.

[Falrune]

Here's what she'd look like if her dad put her head in a vice and stretched it :D