Jesus is a Democrat

[InHouston]

Maybe it's time we start lobbying for term limits on the Son of God. Then we could vote Jesus out and vote in a Conservative Republican for the Office of the Son of God. Praying for forgiveness from, and the peaceful resistance to sin is appeasement to the enemy. If the Son of God was a Republican, he'd do a pre-emptive walkthrough in Hell in Colombine Trenchcoat Mafia style and spin some niggas caps back down there.

[trish]

Damn straight Jesus is a democrat. Every other party is unchristian, unamerican and just unclean. Any other son would just be a golden cow.