Some of you fuckers have it made................

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I just want to mention this.
Many of you little dick fuckers have got it made!!!!!!
You can be with a chick and the next day she'll want some more. Chicks that are into bigger, wider, and longer things, you'll be lucky if they let you beat that pussy up once a month. A broad will need to take 4 yoga classes, some pilates, and some spin cycling to handle a monsterous schlong every day. Especially if she is escorting. Some dudes might think it might be advantageous to a chick escorting to have her hole stretched on a regular basis, but some of you little soldiers know damn well you complain.

I'll make that my weekly rant for the middle of shopping hell month.

JWBL™

[Dina Delicious]

u kil me lol

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I'm just being honest. I've had chicks at work talk about this shit over pizza at lunch, it's fucking hilarious to hear a broad with a pussy be honest about the dick. One of said she enjoys it except when her man starts talking to her saying dumb shit like:

"You like that big cock in you baby, is it filling up your hole?"

Because she is saying in her head "Ummmm, it's doing the job but it's not filling up my hole"

then she says "yes baby" to keep him going to get her nut..........

I mean it is what it is. There's nothing like grabbing the legs of a chick and sliding her towards you on the bed then driving your schlong deep in her to the point that she looks at you the way Betty Davis used to look at the bad guy in those black & white films. Like she never had a real dick before and she's kind of frightened because you [the man] have that "I'm about to fuck you up" look on your face.

This can also be witnessed by the leg shaking provided she's screaming into the pillow so the neighbors don't call the cops.................

[Dina Delicious]

dont talk about our private lives.....lol

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

never that.................... I'm just saying
there is nothing like a pussy, even if it's had seasonally
lol
;)

[drock]

WTF

[Tomfurbs]

Man, you are just always talking about your cock.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

lol, my bad

[Jericho]

Golly Gee, A single tear rolls down my cheek! :lol:

[peggygee]

Yeah a very large penis can be cool if that's your man and you're used to
his size.

But if some well endowed brotha bum rushes the pussy without you being
ready for him - no foreplay etc, it can hurt a bit.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

damn right it can hurt a bit
some of you heathens need to be hurt a bit, as much shit as you talk
have your stomachs realigned every now & then
keep you in check

LMAO, I am so wrong for this reply

[suckseed]

Speaking as a member(heh) of the 6-7 inch club, I have one thing to say.
Five foot tall asian women.
Hawg heaven.

[LG]

Speaking as a member(heh) of the 6-7 inch club, I have one thing to say.
Five foot tall asian women.
Hawg heaven.

:lol: Where do we register for such a club (actually mine will vary between 5.5'' and 6.25'' depending on the temperature, and my mood and alcohol intake).

But I do have something to add. Fingers. And tongue. :D

[Tomfurbs]

LG! wb man.

[muhmuh]

hey lg is back wohoo

and someone seems to be a little full of something and i dont mean cock

[NiceBod]

I've commented on these kinds of posts you make before.... Why do you feel the need to talk about how big your dick is constantly? It's getting really old. Yea yea you hurt this girl with your dick, you hurt that girl with it. We get it, enough already. I'm not jealous...I'm not tiny, I've got 8", nowhere near yours I'm sure mandingo... But why do you make so many posts trying to impress everyone?

[blckhaze]

all i gotta say to the rant is, im glad im only above average. I laugh when my female friends say they want a to fuck a 10incher on the regular. im like do you realized how big that REALLY is? a legit 10" not the eros 10" lol. sure, id rather be huge than have a toddlet penis, but once you hit that 7-8" mark, youre entering the realm where pain isnt so pleasurable no more.