Johnny's rant of the week.........................

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I'll try to keep these in one gigantic thread from now on:

keyword: try

Rant of the week: Final fuckin week of November

If chicks gain a little weight, it's fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://bp0.blogger.com/_2EVRSbS-DF8/R06LVM0c7XI/AAAAAAAAFls/wLh1U9jEMNc/s1600/hewittSPLASH2811_468x556.jpg

This is Jennifer Love Hewitt

no I'm not kidding, it really is JLH
http://bp3.blogger.com/_2EVRSbS-DF8/R06LN80c7WI/AAAAAAAAFlk/M4k9QulTy20/s400/LoveSplash_468x519.jpg


IMO the bitch is fine [even though she's with that mudduck on the beach, I mean cmon now Jen there's better dick out there for ya sweets], i get ticked off when dickheads who could never pull a bangin bitch like this criticize her doing something healthy like eating more than 2 meals a day

ok so she doesn't look like this right now:
http://www.daz.com/img/00/00/01/3488.jpg

so fucking what?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

put that chick in some fitting jeans with some heels and she becomes something Ludacris mentioned a few years back................... a white girl with ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's my fucking rant for this week: let bitches eat gotdammit, some of us like to fuck a chick doggiestyle and see the booty jiggle. It means she's been working those calories to keep us happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JWBL™

[ottorocket]

Did she have kids? Are those knockers for real? Does Jennifer really love Hewitt? All relevant questions...

[Quinn]

Always been rather partial to JLH myself. Who's the dork she's with?

-Quinn

[Ibrar]

Theres a friend of mine who is really picky when it comes to girls he likes. He really prefers the slim, toned type. I, like yourself, like to see a bit of a curve on a woman! lol :)

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

props to you and the Ichigo avatar 1st off, excellent taste my friend

I prefer curves, and if she had to eat to get them, so be it

the knockers are add-ons, she suddenly got them out of no where and then Hanes picked her up for ads, IMO they look awesome whoever did them did a heckuva job, unlike some nightmares I've seen locally.................

[chefmike]

I'd like to see a full rear-view pic of that ass...but she still ain't got nothin on Kim Kardashian...

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

You know I downloaded Kim gettin fucked, that shit got boring after the 50th "Oh baby", but yeah thats a bad bitch too

[NewYorker]

Are you sure its her? The last couple of times I've seen ads for her tv show recently she's still looked super thin.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Winter weight...time to hybernate!!! :shrug

[blckhaze]

Not great, but if she can get a lil tone (doesnt need alot, just a smidgen) itll be perfect. But jwbl you right, if shes wearin clothes in those pics, shed b breaking necks and backs walking down the street.
As one of my fave comedians Kat Williams says "you aint doin anything right if noone isnt hating on you."

[elo]

I like big butts and i can not lie.Those others can deny.

Love is far away from being fat.

Keep doin what you doin,Love.

[alphanumeric]

I remember Tyra's rant on the subject a little while ago, she looks even better to me now than when she was "model" thin, and I loved how at the end of it she tells em' all to kiss her "fat ASS!" :lol:

for those who haven't seen it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ5unYaNd3c

[Mr_Choc69]

She looks good like that - A little cushion never hurts anyone.

[KiraHarden]

She looks good like that - A little cushion never hurts anyone.
That is a pretty car, this is the first I have seen one.

[Mr_Choc69]

She looks good like that - A little cushion never hurts anyone.
That is a pretty car, this is the first I have seen one.

Then your life is now blessed. Best Production Sports Car ever.

ok ~ Sorry, back to the topic. Gotta love them thick!!!

[MrsKellyPierce]

lol Tyrell I'm not thick and you liked me

[Mr_Choc69]

lol Tyrell I'm not thick and you liked me

True- I never said they HAD to be thick. Plus you are extra soft!!!! And I luv them soft too - yum.

You know I love ya!!!!!!

[MrsKellyPierce]

lol Tyrell I'm not thick and you liked me

True- I never said they HAD to be thick. Plus you are extra soft!!!! And I luv them soft too - yum.

You know I love ya!!!!!! awe

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

the whole thing to me is she looks great as is
she's a few exercises away from being "WHOA"

[Willie Escalade]

There is nothing wrong with a babe with curves. Tocara was my favorite Top Model...even though she didn't win.

[Night Rider]

curves are the way forward :arrow:

[stillies77]

I Love Love....had a crush on her since Cant Hardly Wait...god is she hot.

[Marinus]

the knockers are add-ons, she suddenly got them out of no where ................I always noticed that she had them, but she's always been able to 'hide' them. It's her face that mostly attracts the attention: smiling in such a girlish way ...