The Horny Moment...........................

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Ever have a horny moment?

Let me explain

Horny moment: that moment in time where [if you're a guy] your [other] brain takes over and you do one (or in some of you fuckers cases) or all of the following:

call a chick you really aren't interested in but you know she'll give you a quick good cbj

download porn that you KNOW you wouldn't keep on your pc, let alone have on a dvd laying around the house/apartment

go out to a pickup bar, knowing you have to be at work 5 to 6 hours after last call for alcohol

browse the CL or Eros or the Village Voice, see a chick you fantasize about momentarily and call her with no intentions of visiting (don't say you don't do it you fuckers, I've been on the phone with various chicks and they've had you on speaker..........you never show the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!)


how do you overcome shit like this?
what's your defense against it?

do I need to setup an HAA (Hung Angels Anonymous)?
lol

JWBL™

[suckseed]

Lol.. I will sometimes write personal ads mid-wank. The woman I dated all summer was the result of an ad I wrote during a horny moment. I wrote a long ass story, she dug it, and if it weren't for the horny moment I wouldn't have bothered. In fact, i did it again last night and I have three women, all forty something that have written to me...this was a nice ad however. This board is good for me in that way...like looking out your office window and realizing that there's parties happening if you just get yourself outta the house.
Random question - of all the scenesters any of you know, what's the highest number of sex partners the busiest one of them is having in an average week/month/whatever? The guy I replaced in that touring band would sometimes fuck a different girl every night. They say he'd be with a beauty one night and a gross chick the next, he didn't care. Know anyone like that?
And no I don't mean pros.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

good question, hopefully you get an honest answer
lol

[Ecstatic]

LOL @ HAA!!!

I've never called a girl without the intention of showing up, either as a friend or as a client. A few times schedules conflicted and the call went unfulfilled, but not through any intention on my part.

I have however wanked at porn I would never keep on my PC.

[EyeCumInPiece]

To make a long story short, i one time had a girl hounding me to fuck for more than a year. I declined many times because she wasnt really my type but finally i got home from a club completely blasted one nite so i called her up and did the deed. :D

[Night Rider]

My life is one big horny moment.

[sucka4chix]

Ha Ha Ha! When younger I used to go to the massage parlors, look at the girls, then ask if they take some obscure credit card like carte blanche, knowing I'd be turned away. Sometimes I get the urge to just peruse CL because some cities (Dallas) seem to have new ads (and pics) hourly.

[mbf]

I check out the "club-kid" thread.....

bonafide libido-killer!

[suckseed]

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