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JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
11-24-2007, 03:14 PM
What is the absolute WORST compliment a member of the opposite sex can give?

For a woman to a man I've narrowed it down to 2:
your a good friend (i.e. you will NEVER get this pussy)
he's such a nice guy (you're the complete OPPOSITE of what gets her pussy wet)


for men to women

i like you as a friend (i know you like me, envision us married with kids, but it ain't happening, you look like a dull fuck)
your advice means so much to me (I use you to find out what the chick I'm fucking or wanna fuck is thinking, that's it.......no dick for you!!!!!!!!!!)


feel free to add

JWBL™
francisfkudrow
11-24-2007, 03:36 PM
A female friend of mine was once told in a bar "You'd be cute if you weren't so fat... not that I mind that."
Night Rider
11-24-2007, 03:42 PM
F2M

What would I do without you? (Don't even think about trying to make this relationship sexual)
mbf
11-24-2007, 03:50 PM
chick to guy:

"you are the one I can always count on"

meaning: you are stupid enough to jump when she snaps her fingers, yet you wont get anything from her more than a kiss on your cheek :roll:
62des
11-24-2007, 06:05 PM
lol so far their all true.

F2M

"You're the sweetest guy I've ever been with"

translation: How can I break up with this guy without hurting his feelings.
TomSelis
11-24-2007, 08:01 PM
Woman to man: You're my best friend!

Woman to man: You give the best advice!

Man to woman: You're like one of the guys.

There's less for men to women, because we'd bag our female friends too!
62des
11-24-2007, 08:19 PM
^ Damn right!
EyeCumInPiece
11-24-2007, 08:39 PM
A couple days on the treain i heard a guy say to a girl walking by "nice fatty, bitch." I found that to be a very classy line. :D
Hara_Juku Tgirl
11-24-2007, 08:45 PM
From guys to transexuals:

"You have gorgeous hair..Is that your real hair?" LOL

Also:

"You are pretty and very passable. So are you a transexual or a transvestite"?

"You're so hot. Would you suck my cock"?

"You're cute, Let's sit in the back"

"I wouldn't have known you were a transexual. Can I see it"?

"Do you like my body"? (then start dancing like a stripper) LOL

There's a lot more but.. :roll:

~Kisses.

HTG
Jack59
11-24-2007, 09:08 PM
F2M

"You're so sweet." (You're so fucking ugly.)
MrsKellyPierce
11-24-2007, 09:54 PM
From guys to transexuals:

"You have gorgeous hair..Is that your real hair?" LOL

Also:

"You are pretty and very passable. So are you a transexual or a transvestite"?

"You're so hot. Would you suck my cock"?

"You're cute, Let's sit in the back"

"I wouldn't have known you were a transexual. Can I see it"?

"Do you like my body"? (then start dancing like a stripper) LOL

There's a lot more but.. :roll:

~Kisses.

HTG Omg Hara!!! I've gotten a lot of those said to me!!
blckhaze
11-24-2007, 09:54 PM
from anyone

"You'll make someone very happy one day"
(just not me mothafucka)
MrsKellyPierce
11-24-2007, 10:03 PM
Trying to think of compliments I've given to my guy friends that I wasn't attracted to.

hmmm

Awe you deserve a great girl...you'll find her some day lol

You are so fun to cuddle with I'm glad we aren't sexually attracted to one another lol

You're always there for me, someday you'll make a girl very happy.

those are a few lol
62des
11-25-2007, 01:06 AM
The classic that I hear in movies all the time.

He has a big heart (he's a fat ass with high cholesterol)
suckseed
11-25-2007, 01:22 AM
"She makes her own clothes!"
Badboy00010
11-25-2007, 01:45 AM
On a few occassions I've had, "Why can't I just find a nice guy like you?" I was thinking to myself I'm a nice guy like me.
JWBL's#1Stalker
11-25-2007, 05:00 AM
A female friend of mine was once told in a bar "You'd be cute if you weren't so fat... not that I mind that."

SAME: your fat, Get over it.
SXFX
11-25-2007, 07:12 AM
M2F
Pull my finger!
youcancallmeclaire
11-25-2007, 08:16 AM
From guys to transexuals:

"You have gorgeous hair..Is that your real hair?" LOL

Also:

"You are pretty and very passable. So are you a transexual or a transvestite"?

"You're so hot. Would you suck my cock"?

"You're cute, Let's sit in the back"

"I wouldn't have known you were a transexual. Can I see it"?

"Do you like my body"? (then start dancing like a stripper) LOL

There's a lot more but.. :roll:

~Kisses.

HTG


OMG. I hate these ones. It's like they are trying to confirm what's in your pants even though they already know. They get off just talking about it.
Hara_Juku Tgirl
11-25-2007, 08:49 AM
Lmao :lol:


Omg Hara!!! I've gotten a lot of those said to me!!

Whenever I hear those idiotic comments..he is definitely not going up to my apt. !! LOL

;)

~Kisses.

HTG
Quiet Reflections
11-25-2007, 09:50 AM
a friend of mine once told a girl she had nice child bearing hips
justatransgirl
11-25-2007, 12:19 PM
F to M - "I like small cocks like yours..."

M to F - "Did you have a face lift recently?"

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)
arnie666
11-25-2007, 01:01 PM
:cry:

I really like you and in another time and place we would be together. Translates too I enjoyed fucking you but Iam going to marry my boyfriend that I didn't tell you about. Grrrrr