Opaline's

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

hope I spelled it right

Let me say this about Opaline's....................the place is hot, it's very relaxing and the atmosphere is great. You can always have a good time there, and some of you local tri-state guys that haven't made it to Allanah's Thursday night parties should stop procrastinating and bring ya ass down and check it out.

With the nice comment out the way let me get to the point..............

There are ALWAYS some bad apples on the mothafuckin tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some of you ladies need to leave ya fuckin attitude at the door; when I drove home I thought about posting pics and calling some of you bitches out, because I KNOW you all read the boards, either through your own pc, or your girlfriend with the netzero dialup connection.
Please keep in mind I am not referring to every woman that attends, 98% of you are really cool, but some of your girlfriends need to be checked!!!

#1: The guys DO HAVE $$$$. They just don't want to be approached like their looking for a hooker on a back street in the projects. Take the time to sit down, ask for a drink, talk about some shit then hit them with the "would you like a lapdance" and see what happens.

#2: If ya gonna rock open-toed shoes, get a fuckin PEDICURE!!!!!!!!!!!
Most of yall don't mind going to Aunt Kim's Nail Salon on 135th St. but you cheap broads think you can go to Duane Reade get some nail clippers and polish and do the damn thing like Aunt Kim..................NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I stare down at some hogwarts toes one more fuckin time, I am stepping on ya foot, it will hurt but in the end I'll be doing you a favor, because next time you'll come in with ya feet done right!!!!!!!!!

#3: There's 24 hour drug stores around the city, buy some gum or breath mints. Let's face it, not all but a few of you are running in & out the door like 5 times a night, then you come back with that dick-on-your-breath halitosis!!!!!!!!!!!! UH UH, go buy some gum at least, it would be best if you did us all the favor of buying some listerine breath strips, but those might be harder to find........................

there's more I could add I'm sure but I think you get the point
let me reiterate this: Please keep in mind I am not referring to every woman that attends, 98% of you are really cool, but some of your girlfriends need to be checked!!!

[dajuicy]

that was a clear and entertaining post....and im sure on the money...is opaline's the weekly party site?...and where is that...

[Looking 4 Now]

Ave A between 5-6st

Is it still crowded?

[kaysla]

Your telling the true about shit i have wrote about before , the women only want to get at your pockets. But i would like to find out what time the party starts and where so i can bring SOME GUM....

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

yo, my bad kaysla, I didn't do a search, I just came home and started writing, had I known I would've just continued your thread, but it's good to know I'm not alone..................
Opaline's is always crowded until 2:30
that's when the Asian crew and the Queens queens go back to their respective turfs to make it appear like they're important for showing up late
I love the place, the owner is beautiful, and watching her walk around just running the place is enough for me.
Not to mention Allanah and those hips, mmmmmph. Cute & she can crack a joke at the drop of a hat, you gotta go on Thursdays..........
Let's make next Thursday "Orbit gum night"
LMAO
p.s. to the beautiful lady who told me I better not type shit about her.................*wink*

[tommytuu]

JW Black post pics man. If a girl comes in with a tude and is in violation of the above things you mentioned, she needs to be exposed so she doesn't have the chance to piss anyone else off. By being rude, arrogant, and stank, she's earned her forthcoming embarrassment. Anyone else agree?

[NYCe]

Whats so funny is we used to have gum available at the door!

[kaysla]

Maybe we should tell the women to put in a 25 cent charge when there done with whatever there doing.. For the gum

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

much as I would like to, it would be wrong for me to prevent any of these girls from doing what 98% of them came to do, which is make $$$$$$$$
so I won't post pics, but descriptions can be put up, LOL

[Felicia Katt]

Tomy, can the girls post pics of the guys who are rude, or cheap, or gross too? sauce for the goose etc etc?

Felicia

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

the claws have been activated

[tommytuu]

They sure can Felicia and you'll never find my pic posted. Here is why. A. I don't date very many girls to begin with. I not some desperate freak. I have a couple of regular friends that I see to get my rocks off. B. If I do make a date with someone I make sure I'm bathed and cleansed from head to toe and that I have the proper funds. C. I'm a decent looking guy. Damm handsome depending on who you ask. But I don't look like the bottom of someone's shoe. Can't post my pic because I work in LEGIT entertainment. If I was on the sex industry side it wouldn't matter. But if it really means a lot for you to know I'm not a bust in the looks dept. ask Desus. He and I met last May at Allanah's party. He may or may not remeber me.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

How the fuck do I have more posts than you tommy?
dont make sense

[Looking 4 Now]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHEAP.....the guys always pay

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Last night was much better than last week; I guess due to Allanah being back and BITCHES not stepping up in her spot trying to ADVERTISE a function that saw 4 people (LMAO)

Anyway.......... a few key things to note

#1: and YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE: you cant go from a http://www.lovemyshoes.com/prodimages/5084m.jpg to a http://www.dance4less.com/dance_shoes/ballet_shoes/BTS.jpg to a http://www.lovemyshoes.com/prodimages/5284m.jpg and expect to get away with it unnoticed..................... cmon now, 1st in the club last out the club; those poor feet

#2: to the http://www.ninjaturtles.com/comics/mirage/volume04/21/cover.jpg
If you're gonna dance in the middle of an empty dance floor, try not to look like Elaine from Seinfeld dancing, not a good idea............

#3: I can't state this strong enough: DO NOT INTERRUPT MY ALLANAH TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://erosny.com/file-images/ny-allanah1-22.gif
Bad enough us people of color supposedly can't function in cold weather (HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) but you're gonna cut into my talk time with my "friend" to try & set up a bootycall?!? UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not interested........

ok with that out the way let me say this:

You ladies looked good................the toes were hidden or done right, the breath was tolerable............... and for the most part the attitudes were checked at the door; bigups to you

Gia: the word "nice" isn't good enough for you. You are truly a wonderful spirit to be around, and I just want to thank you for showing up.

I'm out..................
p.s. I might have to take my body shot down, the ninja turtle was almost as cut as me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NYCe]

LOL

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Props to you all showing up last night and making it probably the largest Thursday night ever................

BUT

I need to address a few things...................

#1: WASH YA ASS BEFORE YOU COME THROUGH THAT DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
If security lights an incense stick and has to go outside because their eyes are tearing from your funk, it's time to hit CVS up and get as many soap products as you can afford. Home Depot would be best because they have that industrial grade soap.

#2: NO BUMMING THE ADMISSION RIGHT OUTSIDE THE ENTRANCE!!!!!!!
Ya girls called you at the last minute and told you it's [safe] to come down...... Don't ask the guys coming in for $$$ to get in, sheesh........fuckin tacky

#3: IT'S A CLUB NOT A MOSH PIT
Nirvana request won't be taken, and Tony Yayo is a stretch at 3:58 a.m.

[NYCe]

What he said. Also if a girl beat you up 2 weeks ago, just take the loss. Don't try and get a rematch on our time.

[hwbs]

lol....at just take the loss and nirvana requests.....ill see u crazy fuckers tonight.....remember guys its not WWF....no best of 3 falls :D

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

now that its gone I'm really gonna miss the place
not to mention the parking
the parking was wonderful

[geekmeat]

This thread is hilarious!

[Bigguy]

now that its gone I'm really gonna miss the place
I'm happy I got to go to at least one party at that club.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

been a while since we had this thread used so now that Opaline's is just at another location I figured I'd restore it, polish it's engine, and put some more gas in it....................

#1: Mothra http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Island/2295/images/mothrattl.jpg
coming through with a shopping bag at 12am like you just came from shopping is a dumb ass idea............... and whoever gave you those lips those injections needs to be tied down and injected with crude oil............(which at $68/barrel would be quite expensive)

#2: this is the definition of a:
silent auction
n.

An auction where bids are submitted in writing.

get it, got it, good.............................
don't send one of the weather girls on stage
http://www.martha-wash.com/images/mwmainpick.jpg
with a changed up plan of how you are gonna run the auction...............
and tell her to make sure her Donna Summer Cd collection she brings with her doesnt have fingerprint smudges on it so it skips when she sings a "Where are they now?" single

#3: Speedy Gonzalez....................... http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/Speedy.gif
You get off on insulting the senior citizens when Ms. Ricardo http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/1952/1101520526_400.jpg
ain't around...............you need to end that shit. The dept. of housing will be glad to inspect those rat traps you call apartments in the side of wood!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, I have gotten alot off my chest, gotta go,
The Candyman
http://www.sammydavis-jr.com/Pages/photo/50s/509.jpg