Sexy Farts

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

WTF?!? LOL I got this weird comment right off my xpeeps page:


I wanna lick and sniff your sexy ass and for you to fill my mouth and nose up with your sexy farts.

When did farts become sexy yo? LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

[Night Rider]

lolololol wtf

http://www.kucau.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/fart-power.jpg

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Lmao..I dont get fart fetish really. :lol: This wasnt the first time I was told or asked about it. Grrrrr... :evil:

~Kisses.

HTG

[Night Rider]

That doesn't surprise me with the amount of creeps here! :thumbsdown :smh

[Dino Velvet]

I like to crawl into the shower with a pretty lady and unleash a nice greasy fart. It takes forever for the smell to go away and makes the steam turn beige. I also like to give a gal a Covered Wagon when we're in bed. It's best when you load up on black beans and broccoli the night before. I usually have a lot of undigested meat sitting in my system so many times my farts also have the stench of rotting flesh.

On a related note, I was at a sporting event once using the Men's Room. I had eaten a double helping of asparagus for dinner. I stepped up to the urinal and layed out a gusher of greenish-yellowish piss. Everybody in there complained about the smell. Why does your pee smell so bad after eating asparagus?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Lmao :lol: That was so funny Dino!

~Kisses.

HTG

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I'd crawl through three miles of broken glass just to sniff the exhaust on the truck that took your dirty skivvies to the laundry! :shrug

[Steve-Oh]

them thar's some dedicated fellars. mm hmm.
while yer at it, let em like the knife after cutting the cheese.
:smh

[gunn]

I think of myself as a sick person but even i dont like the fart thing.But toes,i love sexxxy toes!!!

[Dino Velvet]

I'd crawl through three miles of broken glass just to sniff the exhaust on the truck that took your dirty skivvies to the laundry! :shrug

Dude, I hope you're not talking about mine. If I don't change my drawers for about a week, you can smell them from three miles away. I've had UN Inspectors show up at my house looking for chemical weapons and I have police cadaver dogs scratching on my front door on a regular basis.

[hwbs]

nasty.....

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I'd crawl through three miles of broken glass just to sniff the exhaust on the truck that took your dirty skivvies to the laundry! :shrug

Dude, I hope you're not talking about mine. If I don't change my drawers for about a week, you can smell them from three miles away. I've had UN Inspectors show up at my house looking for chemical weapons and I have police cadaver dogs scratching on my front door on a regular basis.

ROTFLMAO...Dino, An Atomic Bomb wouldn't make your ass smell good!!! I understand your ass is the reason a Pug's face looks like it does.

[Dino Velvet]

When I'm too lazy or don't have time to go to the laundromat, I just stick my shorts to the wall stain first and let the ants, roaches, and centipedes eat away at the crust until they're clean. As far as my ass goes, I need to keep my ass hair at a reasonable level. If I don't groom back there, the hair will get matted forming a net and I get dingleberries the size of Christmas ornaments.

One time I tore a giant dingleberry out of my crack, jerked off into a dixie cup, put the cum in a turkey baster, injected the cum into the center of the large dingleberry, and gave it to my sweetie telling her it was a Cadbury Egg. She was a nice broad. The year before on Valentine's Day I passed gas into an envelope and quickly sealed it. She opened the envelope and dry heaved for 10 minutes. When she came to she pulled out the note I wrote her that said, "Nothing Says I Love You Like A Flutter Fart."

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

nasty.....

LOL I know! :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[Dino Velvet]

nasty.....

LOL I know! :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

Sorry, I was just trying to be sexy. That dude that wanted to take a bong hit of methane out of your ass is a freak though.

HTG, if you're interested, we can jump in the bathtub together and I can turn it into a jacuzzi in a jiffy especially if I have a bad stomach that day. I can even aim the bubbles in your direction to work the kinks out of your tired muscles. Just don't bite the bubbles when they surface because they'll taste nasty.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Lmao :lol: OMG Dino..that's not going to fly! LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

[suckseed]

I once farted in bed with a girl the very first time we were together...three times in sync...it was her cooking that did it...

[Quinn]

Bet you that guy hast to beat the women off of him with a stick, huh? Smoooooooth...

-Quinn

[hondarobot]

I once farted in bed with a girl the very first time we were together...three times in sync...it was her cooking that did it...

I thought we were talking about my molestation of Vicki Richter? You kinda jumped threads on me. I'll follow you.

You fucked up.

:wink:

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Heh, it's not unheard of, I think I've seen a site or two dedicated to this. Just another human fetish. Some people like feet, others enjoy hairy pussies, some like enormous tits, other fancey scat. A while back, I was fucking a chick you liked being pissed on. :shrug

Just any crazy flavor in the sundae of life :wink:

Your comment reminded me of this hot guy I know who likes hairy legs and armpits on girls! Sadly I couldn't bear and stand to grow mines out so nothing ever happened between us. I cannot compromise on my grooming and have hairy legs and armpits just to please him even if he was willing to pay me for that fetish! LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[Dino Velvet]

Lmao :lol: OMG Dino..that's not going to fly! LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

Aw c'mon. You ever fart on a guy right after he pulls his meat out of your ass or maybe have a little wet gristle leak out?

I used to date a girl who was a real champ at sucking cock. She would swallow my paste so good that it felt like it was coming out of both ends. A few times I had to wipe my ass with her pillow when she wasn't paying attention just to be sure. Her bedding had earthy tones so my peanut butter racing stripes were disguised pretty well.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Nope!

LOL@earthy tones so my peanut butter racing stripes Ewww Gross!

~Kisses.

HTG

[DJ_Asia]

My ex wife is a pretty well known female porn star/director and prior to that a Penthouse Pet and stripper.She also enjoyed indulging in domination as well.

She used to work at this place in the SFV back in her stripper days and had this regular customer,an attorney named Marty.He was SO into farts!

She would call him and say"Marty I had Taco Bell for lunch"...dude would drop everything and head over for some noxious fume fun...no wonder she called him "Farty Marty"...ahhh the good old days!

[suckseed]

wow.

[Dino Velvet]

My ex wife is a pretty well known female porn star/director and prior to that a Penthouse Pet and stripper.She also enjoyed indulging in domination as well.

She used to work at this place in the SFV back in her stripper days and had this regular customer,an attorney named Marty.He was SO into farts!

She would call him and say"Marty I had Taco Bell for lunch"...dude would drop everything and head over for some noxious fume fun...no wonder she called him "Farty Marty"...ahhh the good old days!

That reminds me, I once went to this strip club on Hollywood Bl that used to be The Cave. There was this brunette with big tits on stage and I went up to the front to get a better look. I threw a few dollars at her and she came my way. She layed on her back facing me and spead her legs so I could check the goods. Then, for some reason, she started letting out these pussy farts on command. I don't know why she thought this would turn me on. Her pussy looked like Mr Ed yawning and it smelled like the tide just rolled in.

[grollem]

I bet its kind of a form of fore play to fecalpheliacs.

OH ghost poo!

[SarahG]

When I'm too lazy or don't have time to go to the laundromat, I just stick my shorts to the wall stain first and let the ants, roaches, and centipedes eat away at the crust until they're clean. As far as my ass goes, I need to keep my ass hair at a reasonable level. If I don't groom back there, the hair will get matted forming a net and I get dingleberries the size of Christmas ornaments.

I gotta learn to stop reading this board before I go to bed. I don't think I have a weak stomach, but that was just plain disturbing.

[Dino Velvet]

I remember this thread.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I remember this thread.

Only you would know it exists!!!

[DarylWashington]

Lolz

[Dino Velvet]

Only you would know it exists!!!

Yeah. I got a real nose for stuff like this.

[Dino Velvet]

An "I Miss Hara_Juku Tgirl" bump.