Favourite Movie Lines

[iloveshemales77]

kicking off with:

"Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself: 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great?"

[Night Rider]

"the name's Bond, James Bond" lol

[Willie Escalade]

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one, understand?"

[mbf]

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

[iloveshemales77]

[xxx

[iloveshemales77]

And what movie was it from?


kicking off with:

"Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself: 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great?"

City Slickers

[Quinn]

Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!

Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.

Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.

[tall, dark & Handsome]

Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Brandt: Ah haha. That's marvelous.
The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

Bunny Lebowski: Blow on them.
The Dude: You want me to blow on your toes?
Bunny Lebowski: I can't blow that far.
The Dude: Are you sure he won't mind?
Bunny Lebowski: Ulli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.
The Dude: Ah. Must be exhausting.

[Willie Escalade]

"Tonight... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!"

[Night Rider]

"I shall call him.....mini me!

http://op-for.com/dr%20evil%20mini%20me.jpg

[hippifried]

"...But bacon tastes good! Pork chops taste good!"

"Sewer rat might taste like pumkin pie, but I'll never know because I won't eat the mother-fucker"

A dialog between Vince & Julius during breakfast after dumping the car with Marvin's body, & just before Ringo & Honey Bunny rob the diner. From Pulp Fiction.

[iloveshemales77]

"Tonight... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!"

The Unforgiven???

[iloveshemales77]

Goodfellas

Tommy DeVito: Let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

yea, that's Goodfellas

[timxxx]

"Well, nobody's perfect."

YouTube link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZymBti7700)

[timxxx]

:oops: sorry

[Willie Escalade]

The Unforgiven???
Full Metal Jacket

[Rod la Rod]

"Tonight... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!"

The Unforgiven???

No I believe that is from "Full Metal Jacket"

You talking to me?

[iloveshemales77]

"But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man".
-"Well, nobody's perfect!"

[Willie Escalade]

From Casino:

"I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you and um, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody at the bank. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma and guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again 'cuz i'm fuckin' stupid, I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."

[iloveshemales77]

"Mrs. Thompson, what you have is acute Angina."
- "Dr. Feinstein, are you coming on to me!"

[Night Rider]

8) pulp fiction 8)

Vincent Vega: [Y]ou know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules Winnfield: What?
Vincent Vega: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same sh** over there that they got here, but it's just, just there it's a little different.
Jules Winnfield: Example.
Vincent Vega: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater and buy a beer. And, I don't mean just like a paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And, in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules Winnfield: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent Vega: No, man, they got the metric system, they don't know what the fu** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules Winnfield: What do they call it?
Vincent Vega: They call it a Royal with Cheese.
Jules Winnfield: Royal with Cheese.
Vincent Vega: That's right.
Jules Winnfield: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent Vega: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
Jules Winnfield: Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent Vega: I don't know. I didn't go into Burger King.

[envivision]

Take your cock out of my chrysler

[wombat33]

" SORRY FELLAS, I GOTTA GO SEE ABOUT A WOMAN"

[iloveshemales77]

xxx

[iloveshemales77]

8) pulp fiction 8)

Vincent Vega: [Y]ou know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules Winnfield: What?
Vincent Vega: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same sh** over there that they got here, but it's just, just there it's a little different.
Jules Winnfield: Example.
Vincent Vega: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater and buy a beer. And, I don't mean just like a paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And, in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules Winnfield: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent Vega: No, man, they got the metric system, they don't know what the fu** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules Winnfield: What do they call it?
Vincent Vega: They call it a Royal with Cheese.
Jules Winnfield: Royal with Cheese.
Vincent Vega: That's right.
Jules Winnfield: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent Vega: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
Jules Winnfield: Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent Vega: I don't know. I didn't go into Burger King.

hat is the classic!!! Along with " Man, I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!" Smile)

[Night Rider]

hat is the classic!!! Along with " Man, I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!" Smile)

yep, the whole film is filled with classics :)

[2754tim]

"You Can't Handle The Truth!!!"

[2754tim]

"Fat,Drunk And Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life Son"

[Willie Escalade]

"Sugar, I have a girl whose pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air, it would turn into sunshine."

Harlem Nights

[Willie Escalade]

"That's pretty big talk coming from a faggot who don't even know what sex his mother is."

Original Gangstas

[Willie Escalade]

"She was young; she was pure; she was innocent...she was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world."

The Godfather

[Kramer]

"they took the bar...................the whole fucking bar!!!!!

[partlycloudy]

There is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists, until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning. The only reason you suffer the shitty puss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. Fear or revere me, but please, think I'm special. We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The hip-hip-hoo-fuckin' rah. Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on you crazy diamond, because we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.--Revolver

[stillies77]

"Yes it's true...This man has no dick."

[marissaazts]

"hell jack the only thing worse then a politician is a child molester "
extreme prejudice

[iloveshemales77]

"What do you do for a livin'?"
-"I'm a politician."
"I see, well, I don't like to work either."

May West in "We're no Angels"

[iloveshemales77]

There is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists, until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning. The only reason you suffer the shitty puss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. Fear or revere me, but please, think I'm special. We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The hip-hip-hoo-fuckin' rah. Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on you crazy diamond, because we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.--Revolver

Fucing great quote!!!! Love it!

[4DegreesWarmer]

"I don't even know how long she's been gone. It's like I've woken up in bed and she's not here... because she's gone to the bathroom or something. But somehow, I know she's never gonna come back to bed. If I could just... reach over and touch... her side of the bed, I would know that it was cold, but I can't. I know I can't have her back... but I don't want to wake up in the morning, thinking she's still here. I lie here not knowing... how long I've been alone. So how... how can I heal? How am I supposed to heal if I can't... feel time? " Memento

"FUCK YOU MONTY! Always gotta be right, with your little quips! We get it, man. You're fuckin' edgy and cool. Yeah! You're the coolest fuckin' guy at Shenaniganz! WHOOO! That's like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome!" Waiting

[smoof]

haha might be a nerd but this from monty python and the holy grail is a classic

soldier: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
soldier: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
soldier: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
soldier: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
soldier: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
soldier: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
soldier: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
soldier: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
soldier: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
soldier: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
soldier: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
soldier: Am I right?

[N.O.Kayla]

Anything from The Notebook but especially when the lil old lady asks the old man If he thinks their love can create magic? I get weak ;)

[PghTGrlLvr]

Eli Wallach in The Good The Bad and The Ugly:
"He has blond hair. Smokes a cigar. And he is a PIG".

[steelweasel]

"Tonight... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!"

The Unforgiven???


Full Metal Jacket?

[PghTGrlLvr]

Also: "I like you, I want you to come home and fuck my sister" f/ Full Metal Jacket.
and the entire John Cleese and the French castle guys from The Holy Grail.
Now go away or I shall taunt you again.

[steelweasel]

Clerks.....

"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!"

[PghTGrlLvr]

Sorry.....should be Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!! :oops:

[steelweasel]

You make me wanna be a better man....


I actually forget what the movie's name was. Was Jack Nicholas speaking to Briget Fonda....

[Jericho]

..

[tall, dark & Handsome]

After awhile, it got to be all normal. None of it seemed like crime. It was more like Henry was enterprising, and that he and the guys were making a few bucks hustling, while all the other guys were sitting on their asses, waiting for handouts. Our husbands weren't brain surgeons, they were blue-collar guys. The only way they could make extra money, real extra money, was to go out and cut a few corners.

[Quinn]

Clerks.....

"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!"

LMAO... Great line from a great movie.

[gunn]

SUCK MY COCK BITGH!!!

[tall, dark & Handsome]

SUCK MY COCK BITGH!!!

I think I saw that one

[Willie Escalade]

"What's my name? SAY MY NAME, BITCH!"

American Pie

I actually have this as an alert for my text messages!

[Willie Escalade]

"I think you're all fucked in the head! We're ten hours from fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun, I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun, we're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Oh, shit!"

National Lampoon's Vacation

[Leverage87]

"I heard your sister slept with SQUEAK!"
-Baseketball

"Now we see the violence Inherant in the system! Help! Help! I'm being opressed! I'm being opressed!"
-Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

[Willie Escalade]

"If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer."

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

[Willie Escalade]

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[iloveshemales77]

"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.

[alex97]

"having sex with ur pregnet wife is lick putting gas in a car u all ready wrecked"....jefferson darcy

[glenntinnyc]

4 guys at a train station

" i see you only brought 3 horses"

"thats right"

" well you brought 2 too many"

[CORVETTEDUDE]

"Somebody needs to teach you a lesson but, I'm not gonna do it. The Hell I'm not...!" John Wayne/McClintock

[Rogers]

"No! I'm Spartacus!"

[Night Rider]

LMAO @ that avatar!!

[BottomBoySlave]

Melvin Udall from "As God As It Gets"...

Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?

[Rogers]

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[Night Rider]

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." the silence of the lambs

[Rogers]

Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!


Clark: I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.


MacReady: Trust is a tough thing to come by these days.


Palmer: You gotta be fucking kidding.


MacReady: Yeah, fuck you too!


Garry: The generator's gone.
MacReady: Any way we can we fix it?
Garry: It's "gone", MacReady.


Childs: I just cannot believe any of this voodoo bullshit.
Palmer: Childs, it happens all the time, man. They're falling out of the sky like flies. Government knows all about it, right, Mac?
Childs: You believe any of this voodoo bullshit, Blair?
Palmer: Childs, Childs... Chariots of the Gods, man. They practically own South America. I mean, they taught the Incas everything they know.

[Rogers]

Blade Runner- tears in the rain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQcUS4chhc4

[Red Suede]

First post here, and I've got to agree with the following:

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller's Day Off is the mecca of awe-inspiring movie quotes:

[after hearing Jeannie describe her problems... ]
Boy in Police Station: There's someone you should talk to.
Jeannie: If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle.
Boy in Police Station: Oh, you know him?

[Night Rider]

edit....a good pulp fiction scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peuPltJ3oIs

[Night Rider]

not exactly classics!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x7AFHTEzok

[iloveshemales77]

anyone old enough to remember this one?

"They uh, was givin' me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot. The next woman takes me out is gonna light up like a pinball machine, and pay off in silver dollars."

[lvngsn]

Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


Pulp Fiction

[crayons]

"awwww FUCK"

Robert Carlyle in Trainspotting when he discovers balls on the "girl" he was making out with.

[lvngsn]

Why the fu*k i dont remember that ? :shock:
I have watched it at least 10 times though

[dderek123]

Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!

Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.

Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.

quinn you the man for quoting that!

[dderek123]

from supertroopers

Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had.
Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.
Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man!

[dderek123]

from Supertroopers (again sorry)

Farva: What's this?
[playing with cloth]
Rabbit: A chamois cloth.
Farva: Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself!

[cockgobbler]

Not from a movie, but an old episode of Married with Children:

Al and Steve are discussing how their wives piss them off:

".....like when I'm sitting here thinking about stuff, and Peg comes up and sits beside me and asks "what are you thinking about?", then I think to myself, IF I WANTED YOU TO KNOW, I'D BE TALKING!"

Also, there was an old episode of Carson when there was a comic on (don't know who, but it was from the 70's) and he said:

"do you ever get the feeling the world is a tuxedo, and you're a pair of brown shoes?"

Braveheart, just as the are about to have their first battle against the English, the crazy Irish guy looks at Wallace:

"...the Lord tell me He can get me outta this.....but He's pretty sure YOU'RE FUCKED!."

[lvngsn]

One of my favourite shows :)

[freak]

I arrested a man-lady who was legally named Phuck.

[Legend]

"Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.
Inigo Montoya


The Princess Bride

[freak]

I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea.

I'll be really quick. You won't feel a thing.

Where did you come up with the scratch for that? You've been rolling fags in the Village again, haven't you?

[Willie Escalade]

Legend, your current avatar is oustanding! :lol:

A classic line from Pulp Fiction

There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[Willie Escalade]

Another from Pulp Fiction. Yes, I know Quentin used the "n" word. :roll:

I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

[Night Rider]

LMAO You can't beat Pulp Fiction!!!

[Legend]

Legend, your current avatar is oustanding! :lol:

Thanks

[ptyseminole]

"Go ahead punk, make my day" Dirty Harry

"This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for killing the other one for fun! Full Metal Jacket

"Luke, I'm you father" The Empire Strikes Back

[Bluntasaurus-Rex]

"Death, What do Ya'll Know bout Death" (Platoon)

"Let's not start suckin' each others Dicks just yet" (Pulp Fiction)

"When I was Thirteen I burned down my neighborhood church..." (slaughtered Vomit Dolls)

"When Theres No More Room in Hell, then the Dead will walk the earth" (Dawn of The Dead)

"Dog Will Hunt" (Texas Chainsaw Massacre II)

"I am the Devil and I'm here to do the Devil's work" (The Devil's Rejects)

"Fucking Cockaroach" (Scarface)

Denis Hopper's Sicilian speech (talking to Christopher Walken) in True Romance.

[DonPA]

"Luke, I'm you father" The Empire Strikes Back


Vader never said that. What he said was "No. I am your father."

[gunn]

Cant rember what movie but here goes

IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME.

didnt know what that meant till i wass in my late teens.

[Vic D'Mone]

You know what I'm gonna tell God when I see him? I'm gonna tell him I was framed.

Benecio Del Toro's character in "Way Of The Gun"

[Vic D'Mone]

Another one, but from a show. Episode of Boondocks when Stinkmeaner takes over Tom.

Tom: Now Ms. Lee, I have only one question

Ms Lee: Um hum

Tom: Whats gooood niggga!?!?!

Judge: What did you say in my courtroom?

Tom: Whats reaaaaalllly gooood.

[Vic D'Mone]

Finally, every line in this is great. I hate Sarah Silverman.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CykN97RQ724

[Leverage87]

"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that: Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right; greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms, greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge — has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed, you mark my words — will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."

That would be the greed speech from Wall Street, excellent movie.

[tsntx]

the scene in "pretty woman" where julia tries to go shopping and they dont let her and the next day she goes back and makes 'em feel stupid for treating her like trash when they "only work in a shop"

so many times i have used this scene to either get a job or through my am-ex black card in snotty sales ppls faces when they wouldnt help me

[tzman06]

Well i still jerk off manualy. The Big Lebowski