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Wombat
11-07-2007, 03:30 PM
Thought I would offset the slinging match between TG and men with a bit of humour.
:lol:
I can't remember where I found this, but I put it on a T-shirt. You would be surprised how many TGs have ask me for one! :wink: (T-shirt that is). :wink:

• 12. She won’t mind you leaving the toilet seat up.
• 11. She doesn’t confuse left and right!
• 10. She can actually read a map!
• 9. No cold feet in the bed!!!
• 8. She’ll never send you to the store at 11PM for tampons.
• 7. She’ll never get pregnant.
• 6. If she has an orgasm there will be no question about if she faked it or not.
• 5. You won’t have to search for this mysterious “G-spot”.
• 4. Always horny.
• 3. No periods. Ever!
• 2. She’ll love anal sex!
• 1. She’ll know how to give a great blowjob!

Night Rider
11-07-2007, 03:36 PM
u left out a vital one..


..u'll feel relatively safe if she's driving u somewhere

MacShreach
11-07-2007, 03:47 PM
shite

This seems as good a place as any.

So, fuckwit, what's your problem exactly? (As if I can't guess.)

Night Rider
11-07-2007, 03:53 PM
MacShreach Savagely Attacks Wombat

MacShreach
11-07-2007, 03:57 PM
MacShreach Savagely Attacks Wombat

Fuck me, Night, it's "salvagely." Anyway he knows what I mean.

Night Rider
11-07-2007, 04:00 PM
Fuck me, Night

I'd rather not, Scottish men aren't my type :lol:

MacShreach
11-07-2007, 04:06 PM
Fuck me, Night

I'd rather not, Scottish men aren't my type :lol: :roll:

Night Rider
11-07-2007, 04:08 PM
Fuck me, Night

I'd rather not, Scottish men aren't my type :lol: :roll:

chill macshreach, ur taking it too personal

...i was just joking with the 'savagely attacks'

:)

MacShreach
11-07-2007, 04:19 PM
Fuck me, Night

I'd rather not, Scottish men aren't my type :lol: :roll:

chill macshreach, ur taking it too personal

...i was just joking with the 'savagely attacks'

:)

Fear not, my two-wheeled chum, no offence at you have I taken and I am as chilled as the nice bottle of 1664 that awaits me in the fridge. Checka PM

Night Rider
11-07-2007, 04:25 PM
LOL that is pretty chilled

didnt get ur PM but have a drink on me *edit* just came through

Wombat
11-09-2007, 04:39 PM
shite

This seems as good a place as any.

So, fuckwit, what's your problem exactly? (As if I can't guess.)

Your right, I'm sorry.

When I said 'shite' I forgot a bit.

As in, "Fuck you, you pasty arsed fucken' pommy gobshite fuck-knuckle'.

Hope that clears that up for you McScreech.

Hoo ha
11-17-2007, 03:13 AM
I think the glory of Tgirls can be summed up in a phrase

Science gives man what he needs
Shemales give man what he wants