Spotty bummed Swede...

[Tomfurbs]

is a line from a Martin Amis book...
and all I can say is, judging from some of the pics lauded over on this site, we could all do with some of this:

[4star4]

is a line from a Martin Amis book...
and all I can say is, judging from some of the pics lauded over on this site, we could all do with some of this:I've never read the book, but when I read the title of your post "Spotty bummed Swede" I figured it was English. All in good fun, so in the States, does that translate to "freckled ass white guy?"

[Tomfurbs]

Not freckles man, they can be cute...


I'm talking about bum spots/zits

do away with them!... all it takes is a good gel scrub lol

[4star4]

Ha! Thanks for the laugh Tom! I agree with you, zits are really bad. But if it's just a shaving accident, I can overlook it. Stay cool.

[Tomfurbs]

If it gets too bad, slap some of this on your shaven haven girls!

[4star4]

That looks like a kerosene clit burner to me.....

[Tomfurbs]

Trust me, it looks like a jerry can but it is a cosmetic... I promise you

[4star4]

I'll trust you Tom, but again, I need clarification, what is a "jerry?" ......cosmetic is good.

[4star4]

Sorry Tom, semantics..... by "jerry can" you mean "gas can." Even funnier! stay cool

[Tomfurbs]

A 'jerry can' is what you lot filled up your jeeps with back in the days of WW2

and has nothing to do with bum spots !!!!!!!

exfoliate... rinse... exfoliate again

and thanks for your support on this crucial issue 4star4 lol