The Fake Ass

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I felt my 1st fake ass tonight. Something I know many of you will find hard to believe so let me explain. This chick walks up to me in this bar and she was in her Halloween getup and I noticed her hips a mile away. So she offers to buy me a drink and I decline but still let her flirt. So I reached around and grabbed her ass and to me it felt like someone took 2 tupperware bowls and surgically implanted them on top of her buttcheeks. I'm used to the women I see on a regular basis having a totally different feeling booty. For example: Sunny Deelite's ass is wonderful to squeeze. It just feels like a normal big ass. Allanah's ass, heavy as it be, feels somewhat normal, Dina Delicious' ass................mmmmmph nevermind, I think I made my point.
I won't bring up Jennifer Paris' ass it's perfect.

So my question is what the fuck kind of botched up surgery did this chick have to get a plaster of paris feeling set of asscheeks?!?

Educate me ladies..............................

[thx1138]

Industrial strength collagen mixed with plaster of paris perhpas to frighten off undesirables?

[trapmasta]

i think its hot,

just like ya'll white boys love flat booties with fake hard tits

we like big asses.

[thx1138]

I think it's hot too provided it has the right amount of jiggle.
Focusing on mass awakening in 2007

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

i think its hot,

just like ya'll white boys love flat booties with fake hard tits

we like big asses.

JWBL is not white.

;)

[TomSelis]

JWBL is not white.


Shhhh!!!! Let him dig a deeper hole for himself with stupid comments..... :lol:

Didn't you know, you have to type "dem, y'all, yo, and mu'phucka" to be black online?

Anyway, I didn't know black guys liked botched surgeries just because there's a big ass involved. :smh:

I know I don't.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[hwbs]

never that....i am a bootyologist but a girl with the kevlar booty is not 4 me. pass that on to the next guy..

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

lol @ kevlar

[elo]

There are implants for butts as well.Not only for boobs.Maybe she had some?

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

There are implants for butts as well.Not only for boobs.Maybe she had some?

most likely elo, they just felt horrible

[Mr_Choc69]

I have felt my fair share of the "purchased" booty's. And you are right - some felt great/natural...and some were pretty hard/lumpy. I can say that the girls who got "pumped" typically had the hard/lumpy feel to them. But hey - who am I to complain?

[qeuqheeg222]

i think when they get too much sil in there and if they dont take hormones the tendency is to get that basktball feel..its nasty ive been there and tried to do that but the spalding was really distracting..a bunch of the girls here in miami are pumped up like that..wait till they get in their 40's...

[qeuqheeg222]

had to dredge these up

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

it did feel like I was playing basketball when I palmed one of her buttcheeks

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[natina]

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YouTube - Allanh Starr & Dina Delicious Presents Friday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40CMeN0_cIk)


I felt my 1st fake ass tonight. Something I know many of you will find hard to believe so let me explain. This chick walks up to me in this bar and she was in her Halloween getup and I noticed her hips a mile away. So she offers to buy me a drink and I decline but still let her flirt. So I reached around and grabbed her ass and to me it felt like someone took 2 tupperware bowls and surgically implanted them on top of her buttcheeks. I'm used to the women I see on a regular basis having a totally different feeling booty. For example: Sunny Deelite's ass is wonderful to squeeze. It just feels like a normal big ass. Allanah's ass, heavy as it be, feels somewhat normal, Dina Delicious' ass................mmmmmph nevermind, I think I made my point.
I won't bring up Jennifer Paris' ass it's perfect.

So my question is what the fuck kind of botched up surgery did this chick have to get a plaster of paris feeling set of asscheeks?!?

Educate me ladies..............................

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

wow @ this 4 year old thread

[robertlouis]

Well, at least we now know the origins of the term "hardass"!

[natina]

Shemales with the biggest butts
http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/showthread.php?t=28900

[LibertyHarkness]

interesting as i have felt buttock implants and they felt quite nice ..firm but squishy ... of course as with all implants they all take a couple of years to settle and soften fully .

if her ass was really hard/lumpy then that would most lijkely be sil/pmma .

[natina]

DC TS HONEY

here is a huge ass

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