Coffee, tea or me lol

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

..How do/would you ask a transexual out? No we're NOT talking about escorts here.

Does "Let's have coffee sometime" line works?

Does dinner and a movie sends sign/s that you're more than just after the booty?

Does dropping names of your former "conquest" (girls you've hung out or have sex with) helps in "securing" a date/meeting with a transexual?

Does going straight to the point "Let's have sex" even a better approach?

In short, What works for you? How would you proposition a transexual? And moreover, How do you pick which transexual to ask out?

Remember, any transexual would smell a mile away IF you only wants sex from her and would therefore be weary. ;)

Come on, let's have a go at it! LOL :P

~Kisses.

HTG

[alpha2117]

I've normally been kind of lucky in that people know people I've gone out with so I guess people know I'm not a jerk. My last gf could hardly speak english when she arrived (she was here learning english) and she just hung around the islander girls. One was a freind of mine and we were chatting and I bought her and the new girl a drink and then we all went out to get some food and I picked up the check. I wasn't actually making a play for either of them but I just always pay for girls in that situation (just the way i was raised). Nat liked that and she started kinda flirting and even though i cant speak french i got the drift. In the end if you are nice to people (genuinely nice rather than trying to get some nice) girls will then tend to make a subtle move if they are interested.

[moose146]

Surely you have been asked what works for you?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Oh no you dont! It's HARA for fucks sake! @#$$^&** :evil:

LOL

And I believe the correct term is Narcissistic not Napoleonic.

~Kisses.

HTG

P.S.

Oh look below, There's a story about coffee! Lmao :lol:

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Coffee.......................or tea

usually I just stand there and get molested, which leads to a chick reaching in my pocket and taking out my smartphone and putting her # in it then telling me to call her later to [talk] but coffee or tea sounds so much better

;)

[lisaparadise]

Coffee.......................or tea

usually I just stand there and get molested, which leads to a chick reaching in my pocket and taking out my smartphone and putting her # in it then telling me to call her later to [talk] but coffee or tea sounds so much better

;)lol now arent ya glad i gave your phone back hahaha

[Night Rider]

I haven't been lucky enough to come across a tgirl anywhere but a hotel room :(

But if i did i'd use Joey Tribbiani's "how YOU doin'" technique, and see how things go lol

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Coffee.......................or tea

usually I just stand there and get molested, which leads to a chick reaching in my pocket and taking out my smartphone and putting her # in it then telling me to call her later to [talk] but coffee or tea sounds so much better

;)lol now arent ya glad i gave your phone back hahaha

;)

[Felicia Katt]

without getting into middle of anything substantive here, but in the interest of fairness, I just wanted to point out that while Napoleon did in fact suffer from male pattern baldness, not all persons accused of his complex do. In fact, having met HA's resident coffee fan in person several times, he has a full head of hair.

carry on

FK

[CORVETTEDUDE]

How about...." I would enjoy spending time with you so we might have a chance to get to know eachother, what activities do you enjoy most?"

Why would you ask someone(anyone) to do something with you, if you have no idea what they do or don't like. They may frickin' hate coffee! The idea is to make the encounter as enjoyable as possible for both parties.

[happyjack]

Coffee.......................or tea

usually I just stand there and get molested, which leads to a chick reaching in my pocket and taking out my smartphone and putting her # in it then telling me to call her later to [talk] but coffee or tea sounds so much better

;)lol now arent ya glad i gave your phone back hahaha

hey Lisa,wanna go out for a cup of coffe and some....lol

[francisfkudrow]

How about...." I would enjoy spending time with you so we might have a chance to get to know eachother, what activities do you enjoy most?"

Why would you ask someone(anyone) to do something with you, if you have no idea what they do or don't like. They may frickin' hate coffee! The idea is to make the encounter as enjoyable as possible for both parties.

"Activities" sounds weirdly formal, like you're doing a survey. I'd rephrase that to "what do you do in your sparetime?".

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

without getting into middle of anything substantive here, but in the interest of fairness, I just wanted to point out that while Napoleon did in fact suffer from male pattern baldness, not all persons accused of his complex do. In fact, having met HA's resident coffee fan in person several times, he has a full head of hair.

carry on

FK

LOL I see..(err seen)! Well he's lucky he doesn't need propecia! :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

How about...." I would enjoy spending time with you so we might have a chance to get to know eachother, what activities do you enjoy most?"

I enjoy lots of varied activities CORVETTEDUDE. Namely:

a. Mall shopping
b. Outlet shopping
c. Eating out and shopping
d. Shopping and dancing the night away in the evening

LOL :lol: Just kidding. Sorry I couldnt resist! ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[RawNY]

Why is it that men who are losing their hair become such easy targets? It gets boring.

[werwt22]

Copy & Paste is unbelievable on myspace LMAO. But seriously, I approach them just like I would a woman and do one of 2 things. Act like I'm in a rush but just had to come bac b/c I didnt wanna pass up the opportunity to speak and/or chill with the person I'm talking to type approach or I just hit em with teh laid back, "Go out for a drink/movie or chill sometime". I'm so tired of game....I've spent like 30 minutes before trying to get a girls number that I'll never run into again and they dont give it sometimes and I'm wondering why the hell they just didnt cut the conversation short, so now I do it for them and keep the convo 30 secs-5min.

[youcancallmeclaire]

I would rather hang out with a guy for the first time with a group of my friends.

I've been in a "relationship" before where the guy was ashamed to be close to me when there were people around who knew about my "situation".
Fucking jerk. :(
Don't even bother talking to me if you're going to treat me like a dirty little secret.

[mbf]

well, lets see, where did I go with my (few) "T-dates" :

several museums, art-exhibition, car-exhibition (!), a castle, an upscale restaurant, a mediocre restaurant, an aquarium, the zoo, starbucks, several cafes, McDonalds, ice cream parlour, a Louis Vitton shop (was dreadful, but she didnt buy anything THANK GOD), several clubs, bars, Burger King, a church (!!!), cinema

despite the impression coming from my posts I CAN behave and I am - at least on paper - well educated 8) I am definitely not the greatest catch out there, but a chick who decides to spend some time with me wont get bored too soon ( for one reason or the other lol)

[justatransgirl]

Coffee.......................or tea

usually I just stand there and get molested, which leads to a chick reaching in my pocket and taking out my smartphone and putting her # in it then telling me to call her later to [talk] but coffee or tea sounds so much better

;)

No honey it's not your phone she was looking for, it's your wallet...

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

[justatransgirl]

well, lets see, where did I go with my (few) "T-dates" :

several museums, art-exhibition, car-exhibition (!), a castle, an upscale restaurant, a mediocre restaurant, an aquarium, the zoo, starbucks, several cafes, McDonalds, ice cream parlour, a Louis Vitton shop (was dreadful, but she didnt buy anything THANK GOD), several clubs, bars, Burger King, a church (!!!), cinema

I've had guys take me to upscale reastraunts (I don't eat at mediocre restraunts), clubs, the zoo, the beach (cheap date), a dirty book store (for sex), the mall (I paid). Never to church (god forbid) and definately I've never had a guy take me home and introduce me to his family or friends.

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Coffee.......................or tea

usually I just stand there and get molested, which leads to a chick reaching in my pocket and taking out my smartphone and putting her # in it then telling me to call her later to [talk] but coffee or tea sounds so much better

;)

No honey it's not your phone she was looking for, it's your wallet...

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

I'm surprised she didn't grab that huge snake inside JWBL's trouser (I know I would. I want to see it "hissing" at me). LOL ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[ARMANIXXX]

Honestly,

I don't see why, "Lets go have some drinks together", couldn't suffice.

Straight, to the point, and doesn't necessarily mean your hitting on her for sex, but it does show interest.

I guess I'm just simple that way.

*shrug*

[Night Rider]

Come on lads, do i have to carry u through life...

..just use one of my classy chat up lines

Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you!

Are you Jamaican? [No, why?] Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.

Is your name Gillette? because you're the best a man can get.

Are those trousers made out of Space Shuttle tiles because your ass is out of this world!

or my personal favourates.....

Grab your coat, you've pulled

or

You'll do!

[SexyMagdi]

Hmmm well I havent had the chance but me Id be straight forward and well just ask.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

The point I was trying to make is that, things go much better if you try to put the person you're asking out in a "comfortable" situation. It also shows it's not all about what you want to do. Does that make sense?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

The point I was trying to make is that, things go much better if you try to put the person you're asking out in a "comfortable" situation. It also shows it's not all about what you want to do. Does that make sense?

Yes I agree CORVETTEDUDE. Totally! :P

~Kisses.

HTG

[salvador]

dinner and a movie

[Dino Velvet]

Never been out with a transsexual but had many dates with GGs. I try to set up the date for a little later in the evening to avoid dinner and drag them straight to the bar. I let them order whatever and how much they want while I sip on a beer. This has worked pretty well for me and ends up being way cheaper than a hooker.

[Willie Escalade]

dinner and a movie
Same here. Took a girl to Red Lobster, then to The Grove for a movie. After that, we went up on Mulholland to look at the city and to just chat. She still remembers that date, and we're still friends because of it.

[slinky]

I can not imagine bringing any first date to Red Lobster.

Last T-date I had I grilled a 3lbs porterhouse and served it with some imported bufala mozzarella and prosciutto, asparagus, and a couple of chocolate souffle's for desert. Didn't even get a "thank you".

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I wasn't actually making a play for either of them but I just always pay for girls in that situation (just the way i was raised).

NICE! Chivalry's not dead. :P

~Kisses.

HTG

[wombat33]

..How do/would you ask a transexual out? No we're NOT talking about escorts here.

Does "Let's have coffee sometime" line works?

Does dinner and a movie sends sign/s that you're more than just after the booty?

Does dropping names of your former "conquest" (girls you've hung out or have sex with) helps in "securing" a date/meeting with a transexual?

Does going straight to the point "Let's have sex" even a better approach?

In short, What works for you? How would you proposition a transexual? And moreover, How do you pick which transexual to ask out?

Remember, any transexual would smell a mile away IF you only wants sex from her and would therefore be weary. ;)

Come on, let's have a go at it! LOL :P

~Kisses.

HTG


I say I bet my cock is bigger than yours and see if she is willing to disprove me!!!!!

Nah, I would offer a SINCERE compliment followed by an honest request to have a date wiher based on her being attractive to me and having som ething personality wise I liked about her. Might throw in a little humor.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

You Know, I think being funny works well with women? Look at that winner on the last comic standing. He's got a hot gf eh. LOL ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[mbf]

You Know, I think being funny works well with women?


It sure does. at least with me, private joker.

that, and mercy-fucks :lol:

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

LOL You're quite funny mbf! :P

~Kisses.

HTG

[GanglandBankstownSoldier]

I dont think id do anything different if i asked a tgirl out as opposed to asking a gg out.

Id just be myself, get to know them, joke around and if im enjoying the company id just ask if theyd like to get together sometime for lunch or whatever.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Lunch sounds a lot better than a cheap cup of coffee/meet! :P

~Kisses.

HTG

[GanglandBankstownSoldier]

Yeah im not really into those little coffee shops, so what better way to get to know someone better than over lunch. Oh and you can throw in some flirting to lol

[Dino Velvet]

Lunch sounds a lot better than a cheap cup of coffee/meet! :P

~Kisses.

HTG

I'll take you out to lunch, HTG. I've got just the place. We just have to get to the corner of Pico and Hoover by 2PM. They have great burritos with some chunky meat stuff in them. Between the 2 of us, I think we can put together enough Spanish to place our order. I'll even let you hit my flask a couple times to wash down your food.

http://brian.travelblog.ch/uploads/chico_taco_truck.jpg

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Lmao :lol: Silly! Then I don't need to leave home. Those taco/burrito vans drive by my place all the time! LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

[Dino Velvet]

Lmao :lol: Silly! Then I don't need to leave home. Those taco/burrito vans drive by my place all the time! LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

What's your address? I'll swing by tomorrow. I think I have enough change in my ash tray to cover both of us for lunch. Make sure Carlos The Grease Monkey isn't hiding in the closet or I'll drop a dime to La Migra on his ass.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Yeah im not really into those little coffee shops, so what better way to get to know someone better than over lunch. Oh and you can throw in some flirting to lol

I hear you. I like coffee tho for a first meeting aka asking a girl out, I think a guy's best bet would be a lunch or dinner date. Instead of trying to "fish out" a piece of ass over cheap cup of cappuccino's. :evil: LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Lmao :lol: Silly! Then I don't need to leave home. Those taco/burrito vans drive by my place all the time! LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

What's your address? I'll swing by tomorrow. I think I have enough change in my ash tray to cover both of us for lunch. Make sure Carlos The Grease Monkey isn't hiding in the closet or I'll drop a dime to La Migra on his ass.

:lol: I can't Dino. Enrique is here! LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[LBCDO]

"Oye nena, ya tu sabe quien soy. No quieres ir pa la casa conmiga?" or "Yo Baby, you know who the fuck I am? Wanna go to the crib?"

JAJAJA, naw, I just hit em with the swagger. I dont have a script or any shit like that. I get a number and I call like the day before I got time to do something. If you are TOO nice at the beginning, trying to walk through the park and shit girls will think you are soft and therefore a trick. I treat a TS like I treat a GG. Im cool, but you never give so much that youll feel like an ass if you get burned

[Dino Velvet]

Lmao :lol: Silly! Then I don't need to leave home. Those taco/burrito vans drive by my place all the time! LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

What's your address? I'll swing by tomorrow. I think I have enough change in my ash tray to cover both of us for lunch. Make sure Carlos The Grease Monkey isn't hiding in the closet or I'll drop a dime to La Migra on his ass.

:lol: I can't Dino. Enrique is here! LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

Sounds like you got your own connection for the Roach Coach. I, too, get special treatment at my local Mickey D's. I flirt with the girl that works the drive-thru window and she always hooks me up with extra ketchup and napkins.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

No silly. He doesn't work for a roach coach! LOL I've been getting a lot of latin flavor lately! :lol: ;)

Not that I'm complaining.

~Kisses.

HTG

[Dino Velvet]

No silly. He doesn't work for a roach coach! LOL I've been getting a lot of latin flavor lately! :lol: ;)

Not that I'm complaining.

~Kisses.

HTG

Latin flavor, huh? Do you drive by the front of Home Depot and honk your horn to meet guys? The corner of Sawtelle and Pico would be excellent hunting grounds for you.

"How do you know when HTG's horny?"
"When her asshole stops burning."

http://www.unbossed.com/media/1/20060418-stinkin_badges_bandito_1.jpg

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Lmao :lol: You're silly Dino. First off, I DON'T DRIVE! So what honk am I going to honk? Second, I work in healthcare.. If anything chances of me being spotted at your local home depot is 0%. You're most likely to run in with me in a hospital at the emergency patient admittance. Are you saying that thee only men I could get are those illegal horny Mexicans who stand all day at the home depot looking for work?!? :evil:

~Kisses.

HTG

[Wombat]

I don't drink coffee, so can I settle for tea and you instead? :D

If you should ever find yourself in Sydney I will shout you a meat pie at the world famous Harry's Cafe deWheels. Many of the rich and famous have dined there.

Regards,

Wombat

shout=buy

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Sounds good to me Wombat! :P

Now..if only I could get my ass there soon enough..LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

[downblow]

..How do/would you ask a transexual out? No we're NOT talking about escorts here.

Does "Let's have coffee sometime" line works?

Does dinner and a movie sends sign/s that you're more than just after the booty?

Does dropping names of your former "conquest" (girls you've hung out or have sex with) helps in "securing" a date/meeting with a transexual?

Does going straight to the point "Let's have sex" even a better approach?

In short, What works for you? How would you proposition a transexual? And moreover, How do you pick which transexual to ask out?

Remember, any transexual would smell a mile away IF you only wants sex from her and would therefore be weary. ;)

Come on, let's have a go at it! LOL :P

~Kisses.

HTG

You said that any transsexual would smell you a mile away if you're a player. I beg to differ. In fact at the local club here it's those types that score with the sweeties. I know two guys that are very handsome and score with girls at the club all the time. No money because both are students and broke. Transsexuals if anything are all about attraction. If you are good looking then you don't even need a personality to score with them. These guys don't even have personalities, one can barely speak English, yet they fucked almost every transsexual woman in Toronto. I've seen the emails from the ladies personal addresses and some homemade films. So if you know of a transsexual woman who looks for personality and average looks then set me up:) Just kidding I know you'll never find one....................LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Just bugging ladies, I'm sure there's a bunch of really sweet women looking for a nice guys, unfortunately they are not the majority and they are fairly hard to find. Which is a shame.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Well I beg to differ. Maybe this is the MO back in Toronto. But Toronto is such a small place. Hence, I'm sure the girls are only taking what they could get. Besides, even tgirls in Toronto aren't that very plenty (It's not like the guys got a lot of options). LOL ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[wombat33]

Sounds good to me Wombat! :P

Now..if only I could get my ass there soon enough..LOL

~Kisses.

HTG



RATS!

I thought you were talking to me. LOL.

I was here first!!!

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

You know you guys confuse me. I thought Wombat and you (wombat33) are one and the same! LOL :lol:

Will the real Wombat please stand up! LOL ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[Night Rider]

You know you guys confuse me. I thought Wombat and you (wombat33) are one and the same! LOL :lol:

Will the real Wombat please stand up! LOL ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

haha i thought the same for a while....and was like, why is this guy changing his avatar so much! DUHHH

But it was only for a week or so :P