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KiraHarden
10-28-2007, 08:19 PM
Duh! There plugged into a genius! (this is the punch line)

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Falrune
10-28-2007, 08:56 PM
Because they are using their heads
trish
10-28-2007, 09:12 PM
Duh! There plugged into a genius!


:lol: no way i can top that :!: great line, Kira.
Felicia Katt
10-28-2007, 09:20 PM
They only seem smarter when they are on top. When they are on the bottom, all they can do is fuck up :)

meow

FK
Ecstatic
10-28-2007, 09:23 PM
Because if they're into oral sex, they're getting a little head.....
KiraHarden
10-28-2007, 09:27 PM
I quess i should have said add your own joke... Mine was the punch line!
KiraHarden
10-28-2007, 09:31 PM
I quess i should have said add your own joke... Mine was the punch line!

heres one more

Cinderella was fired from Disney today-she was caught bouncing on Pinnochio's face, screaming "lie fucker lie"

oh crud a dbl post...
CORVETTEDUDE
10-28-2007, 09:33 PM
As the sex act is performed, the male "white count" is lowered. A high "white count" prevents intelligent thought processes from intiation, lending to an aura of pure stipidity!!!
rockit
10-28-2007, 11:18 PM
Not a sex joke, but i love this one:


Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night...
...the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied.

A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup" replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.

"Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, " For Christ sake, it's ten past three in the morning!"
62des
10-29-2007, 12:10 AM
Sorry Kira, but the first joke was kinda lame to me. But the second was nice.
jamesb121
10-29-2007, 12:14 AM
Q.Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

A. One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak!
62des
10-29-2007, 12:21 AM
^ NOOOOOO. :lol: I think I heard it before but it was still funny as hell. OK

Q: Why are women similar to a box of chicken?

A: Because after you're done with the "breasts and thighs" you're left with a greasy box to put your "bone" in!
KiraHarden
10-29-2007, 12:27 AM
Sorry Kira, but the first joke was kinda lame to me. But the second was nice.

Woman seem to like the first one