Ear Wax Gone Wild

[hondarobot]

Anybody ever have a ear wax blockage in their ear?

I realize how disgusting that sounds, but you should try experiencing it. I'm not slack on personal hygiene, but I'm not fanatical about it, such as flushing my ears with water every day (which apparently is something a person is suppose to do). Anyhow, this situation has been building for several weeks now. It started with my left ear feeling plugged up in the mornings, then after a shower, everything went back to normal.

Well, the damn wax has finally kicked my ass, and I'm pretty much deaf on one side now. I've broke down and am using those ear drops and I got the little ball pump thing today to flush my ear with warm water. It sucks. Especially so considering my job. I did a sound check on a new dance floor DJ set-up today, and I couldn't tell if things sounded OK or not. I did rig together a cool disco ball box, and a green laser, though, so that was alright.

Crappy pictures, taken in poor lighting, on a dance floor covered in fog.

And people, keep your ears clean. I am not living the dream right now.

[BeardedOne]

All I can think of is the scene in M*A*S*H where Radar is the only one left around to do Col. Henry Blake's physical. Radar looks into Blake's ear and utters an astonished, "Wow!"

Blake: "What! What is it? What do you see?"

Radar: "It looks like a little Nativity scene!"

:lol: :lol:

[hondarobot]

Yeah, thanks, B1. This sucks. I'm sitting around with my head tilted to the left, waiting for a blob of wax to fall out of my ear, or something. Good times. Things seem to be improving though, I can actually hear again on that side now.

Biological nonsense. Ear wax. How was that ever considered a good evolutionary idea? The minute I can have my brain put in a robotic body, I'm doing it.

Then I'll probably get an excessive build-up of ear oil, or something. You just can't beat the system, I guess.

:?

[Night Rider]

lol @ this

i feel sorry for u bc ive had water trapped in my ear for days and it starts to really annoy u...

you'll know not to go on a cotton bud strike again :)

[BeardedOne]

Biological nonsense. Ear wax. How was that ever considered a good evolutionary idea?

Ghod must've been a shooter. It's said that a little twist in the ear lubes the lead a but for long-range firing.

Who knows? I remember my dad had issues with it at one point and after some very basic treatments (Peroxide/ear drops) he was able to hear a mouse fart in the next county.

[tonkatoy]

You should use an acetylene torch to melt the wax. Just spark it up and get a good flame and aim it at your ear.



Repeat as necessary.

[hondarobot]

You should use an acetylene torch to melt the wax. Just spark it up and get a good flame and aim it at your ear.



Repeat as necessary.

I have one at work. I'd try that out, but I'm not sure how often that process can be repeated.

If I was still drinking whiskey, I'd just pour a shot in my ear and light it up. Fortunately, I think the more conventional method is working right now.

[Felicia Katt]

Honda, are you sure its wax and not some alien probe?

FK

[hondarobot]

The Lizard People have landed in my ear!

:lol:

[TrueBeauty TS]

Honda, are you sure its wax and not some alien probe?

FK


If it was, we wouldn't be talking about his ear......


:smh


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[hondarobot]

I don't even want to know what sort of drops I'd need to get rid of that sort of blockage.

8)

[hondarobot]

Well, I'm going to bed. Can't go get laid, or some girl would end up with a bunch of ear wax on her tongue, probably. Good fucking grief. What the hell is going to happen here? Is this ear wax thing just gonna fly out of my ear at some point?

It's working it's way out, but it's still disturbing. Good night. I hate this stuff.

[ballzNnutz]

thats pretty disgusting man. all it takes is a few qtips after you shower.

[dan_drade]

Are you sure it's not cum in your ear? LOL...
j/k
If it is that bad, just go and see your doctor. He will probably send you to an ent dr. and he will flush your ear out, and in about a minute, you will be good as new. It happened to me once and it was really irritating.

[El Nino]

Can somebody please put this in the politics and religion forum?
LOL

[alphanumeric]

try warming up a teaspoon full of olive oil and pouring that in the affected ear, the warmed oil will usually melt the buildup and it will all come running out.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

You better get that thing checked Honda and pronto! ;) Are you sure it's wax and not cum? LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[hondarobot]

It's definitely not cum, unless I've reverted back to having nocturnal emissions and unknowingly shot a load into my own ear while sleeping recently.

I've been following the regime for dealing with this sort of thing, and my hearing is coming back in that ear. It's a process though. I can't see anything in my ear, so the majority of this problem has to be Waaaaay back by the ear drum. I'm proceeding with caution.

If a big lump of ear wax finally comes out, I'm definitely posting a picture of it. Heheheh.

I'm just kidding. The next pic I post will be of a really hot girl, so everyone make sure to check it out.

8)

[BeardedOne]

If a big lump of ear wax finally comes out, I'm definitely posting a picture of it. Heheheh.

I'm just kidding. The next pic I post will be of a really hot girl, so everyone make sure to check it out.

Don't you be fuckin' wit' us, man! :shock:

[LG]

WTF? I'm away for weeks and this is what I come back to? Discussions about earwax? Honda, dude, go see an ear doctor...

Way, way too much information, people...

[hondarobot]

Welcome back LG. I thought you came back awhile ago?

What I'm trying to figure out is how Ear Wax Dissolving Drops got invented.

Anonymous scientist: "What the hell? This Carbamide Peroxide solution doesn't provide a frictionless surface, allow me to travel through time, or even turn wood into gold! What good is it? Ah, fuck, I guess I might as well try pouring it in my ear. Hey, that's alright. Eureka!"

There's probably an "ear drops" billionaire somewhere in the world right now, telling lies to girls at yacht clubs about how he made his money by inventing the internet, and then became a spy.

I guess I can't complain. I bought the product. In fact, I'm soaking in it right now. . .

[BeardedOne]

There's probably an "ear drops" billionaire somewhere in the world right now, telling lies to girls at yacht clubs about how he made his money by inventing the internet, and then became a spy.

First he's Al Gore, then he's Chuck Barris?!? :shock:

Damn! That dude's fucked from here to Sunday! :lol:

[BeardedOne]

To further that thought:

Where would we be without Michael Nesmith's mother?

[LG]

To further that thought:

Where would we be without Michael Nesmith's mother?

Didn't she discover white-out or something?

[ed_jaxon]

You better get that thing checked Honda and pronto! ;) Are you sure it's wax and not cum? LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

That reminds me of the old joke about the guy who came in his girls eye so she could see where he was coming from. :x

[LG]

Welcome back LG. I thought you came back awhile ago?

What I'm trying to figure out is how Ear Wax Dissolving Drops got invented.

Anonymous scientist: "What the hell? This Carbamide Peroxide solution doesn't provide a frictionless surface, allow me to travel through time, or even turn wood into gold! What good is it? Ah, fuck, I guess I might as well try pouring it in my ear. Hey, that's alright. Eureka!"
.

:lol:

[tonkatoy]

Did you try slamming your head in a car door a bunch of times?, that might kill you, I mean that might kill you, oops, i mean that might jar the life loose from you, I mean the wax, jar the wax loose from your life, I mean from your body.

[hondarobot]

Did you try slamming your head in a car door a bunch of times?, that might kill you, I mean that might kill you, oops, i mean that might jar the life loose from you, I mean the wax, jar the wax loose from your life, I mean from your body.

Heh. You seem angry. Get this: I grew up very close to Minnetonka, Minnesota, which was where the Tonka Toys were invented. Now I bet you're really pissed off.

:P

[tonkatoy]

nah, I'm not angry. I have found the power of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in my life, and it sooths the tattered edges of my soul.

[BBaggins06]

Dude, just go to your general practice doctor. I had the same problems a few years back. All he did was shoot some hydrogen peroxide into my ear with a syringe and all that disgusting crap just flew out of my ear. It took all of 2 minutes. Mahalo

Matt

[hondarobot]

I generally go with the slow, difficult, self assured conception that what I'm doing is absolutely correct, and everyone else is completely stupid. That's why I don't go to doctors.

It's also why I have wax in my left ear right now. But I will beat this.

[dan_drade]

I generally go with the slow, difficult, self assured conception that what I'm doing is absolutely correct, and everyone else is completely stupid. That's why I don't go to doctors.

It's also why I have wax in my left ear right now. But I will beat this.

Dude, just go to the doctor and have that thing flushed out. Unless you really love tourture there is no reason to have this thinkg go on and on. Jeesus fucking Christ!!!

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Honda, Just get the shit outta your ears, will ya'??? :crazy

[Night Rider]

this thread is gross

http://www.zentastic.com/images/200501280020-pix1.jpg

Thats sick!! It kinda looks like those things u jump over in mario :lol: